🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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When you get out of prison Tarl I'll have this printed on a shirt and sent to you as a welcome back gift (assuming you don't get shivved before then)
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Nunya Business said:
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Holy fuck they're trying to revoke his probation and put him in a New Orleans jail for 6 months. I guess the jokes on us Tarl really is dying.

The jail he'd probably be spending his sentence in is supposed to be one of the worst in the nation.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
He's going to be swimming in commissary money with all the books he writes playing spades. Jail ain't that bad, but he will catch shit for being unhygienic.. I don't know what NOLA jail is like, but if it's dorm style he's gonna have to shape up a little. If he just gets a celly in a room he's gonna be short a dessert every night. As long as he doesn't have an extra pair of socks, he probably won't piss off the CO.
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The absolute best case scenario is he gets sober, gets 6 months of noob gains from calisthenics, gets a hygienic routine, loses the smugness, reads a few books that aren't witchcraft and wizardry, and comes out to reboot his career telling prison stories, which is a whole Youtube ecosystem of its own.

Worst case scenario he gets jailhouse rocked by an Aryan brother, maybe pressed into a gang, maybe stabs a guy and doesn't get out for 20 years. Or they see violence against women on his paperwork and just split his head open on the toilet.

Good luck Styx! Genuinely hoping for the former.
 
Chongqing said:
I have the same question for Nikki. Is it not actually cooked on a rotisserie rotator, or is it not actually chicken? Why is it in sarcastiquotes?
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I love that there are 2 contingents in the thread right now: those concerned with the actual happening of Tarl's impending court date, and those of use who ask, "Hey, what's the deal with that 'rotisserie chicken' at the Tennybrook in Rutland, Vermont?"
 
FaggotOwlDemon said:
With that in mind, you can paint a nice spirally picture of how the rest of his finances were probably going around this time(and now).
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47k BTC out the door 'like that' - Jesus H Christ.
(Peak that BTC would have been 88k, right now what he burnt would go for 46k).

Guytoucher18 said:
I love that there are 2 contingents in the thread right now: those concerned with the actual happening of Tarl's impending court date, and those of use who ask, "Hey, what's the deal with that 'rotisserie chicken' at the Tennybrook in Rutland, Vermont?"
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Costco solved the 3.5lb Rotisserie Chicken problem at $4.99, and if you cant get to a Costco, Sam's has the same for $4.98, so to me, unless I'm roasting, smoking or prepping a proper chilled bird myself, its really hard to find anything close to those prices anywhere else.
 
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Leylon Sneed said:
As long as he doesn't have an extra pair of socks, he probably won't piss off the CO.
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Can you please explain what this means?
Stinkum said:
Holy fuck they're trying to revoke his probation and put him in a New Orleans jail for 6 months. I guess the jokes on us Tarl really is dying.

The jail he'd probably be spending his sentence in is supposed to be one of the worst in the nation.
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It can't happen. He's too smart.
 
Chongqing said:
Can you please explain what this means?
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Bro.

deleuzeon said:
The absolute best case scenario is he gets sober, gets 6 months of noob gains from calisthenics, gets a hygienic routine, loses the smugness, reads a few books that aren't witchcraft and wizardry, and comes out to reboot his career telling prison stories, which is a whole Youtube ecosystem of its own.

Worst case scenario he gets jailhouse rocked by an Aryan brother, maybe pressed into a gang, maybe stabs a guy and doesn't get out for 20 years. Or they see violence against women on his paperwork and just split his head open on the toilet.

Good luck Styx! Genuinely hoping for the former.
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My concern is this. Even if the former scenario materializes (which it won't) but even if it does, since he is being forced to get sober, he isn't doing it for the right reasons. What's the first thing he'll do after getting his anus repaired when he gets out? Yep - get inebriated and shitpost on YouTube. Then move in another broad to Mom and Dad's house and the cycle repeats.
 
Chongqing said:
Can you please explain what this means?
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Okay, so CO is correction officer, the socks are issued to "guests" at jail. I think it's almost universal across the states that inmates only get one pair, this is because "guests" have been fond of putting heavy things, like bars of soap in them, and beating down inmates who don't "follow the rules". So an extra pair of socks is no bullshit contraband, while you might slip with a muffin, or a cup, an extra pair of socks will catch some shit.
 
Chongqing said:
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extra pair of socks = drugs, phones, shanks/shivs/weapons, extra food, contraband.
contraband includes an extra pair of socks as well. meaning, an inmate has an inventory of items. anything beyond the sanctioned inventory, including an extra pair of socks, literal or contraband, is contraband.
extra socks are weapons, with simple heavy objects in them, eg, a master padlock, (or soap) turns them into flails/slungshot/lock-in-a-sock weapons. lock-in-a-sock is the lingo for a slungshot.
Tards flail practice might actually pay off
 
FaggotOwlDemon said:
We all know what was waiting for him a few months later with the most costly titty grab in youtube history.
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If nunya is orchestrating this feltening, this could venture off jouTube into the real world set of records in terms of what a titty grab can cost.
 
Stinkum said:
Holy fuck they're trying to revoke his probation and put him in a New Orleans jail for 6 months. I guess the jokes on us Tarl really is dying.

The jail he'd probably be spending his sentence in is supposed to be one of the worst in the nation.
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It's gonna be fine, blacks from the 9th ward in NOLA love faggy new wave singalongs.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
But I did not cry in the holding cell, I was busy singing the hits of the eighties.
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Maybe there'll be a Mexican gang in there he can even sing Morrissey with, spics love Morrissey!
 
The chicken is the best I have ever had. It is equal to Costco. Costco is cheaper. Our chickens cost $6-9, depending on weight. It tastes just as good if not better. They are real rotisserie chickens. I can take a picture of the rotisserie for you. The store smells wonderful when they are being made. I work at store #800 on Main Street North. We have a fully functional deli and butcher. We are the flagship Tenneybrook store because their corporate office is attached to the store.
 
Does Tard know the Sword Of Damocles is close?

Is he planning to mad dash to NOLA?

Is he planning to fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me, fly like an eagle til im free (in Europe)?

Is planning a Randy Weaver / First Blood?

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Will the accompanying song be Bad Moon Rising?


 
Sekhmet666 said:
The chicken is the best I have ever had. It is equal to Costco. Costco is cheaper. Our chickens cost $6-9, depending on weight. It tastes just as good if not better. They are real rotisserie chickens. I can take a picture of the rotisserie for you. The store smells wonderful when they are being made. I work at store #800 on Main Street North. We have a fully functional deli and butcher. We are the flagship Tenneybrook store because their corporate office is attached to the store.
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It isn't the worst price I've ever seen, and I don't imagine thete are a lot of other choices in Rutland, other than Walmart. I'd pay the extra money for the Tennyson one if it tastes better. Not every town has the luxury of shopping around for lower prices.

I lived in a few towns that were too small for a McDonald's. One of them had two local burger places, and the other one had nothing but a general store. When you live like that, you just pay what things cost and are happy that you have the choice of more than one rotisserie chicken option.
 
Nunya Business said:
The fate of the Drunk Agoraphobic Pirate's anus lies entirely in this lady's hands:

https://www.facebook.com/Lombard4Judge/

Please pray to Stolas that justice will be served.
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Im sure Juana Lombard going to love the Trump/MAGA stuff Tards been shilling.

Someone told me Tard's mom has an extensive grow operation in the basement and doesnt share that supply with anyone including Tard and he has to suck on reefer he forages for himself. What say you?
 
mickrussom said:
If nunya is orchestrating this feltening, this could venture off jouTube into the real world set of records in terms of what a titty grab can cost.
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I definitely find it difficult to find an apt comparison. He has a uniquely uncanny way of sabotaging himself any chance he gets and fucking his life up.

@Sekhmet666 Are you sure there wasn't a certain medallion in that dusty room somewhere? Or perhaps there is a new powerful artifact in need of study at Castle Warwick.
 
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