🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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AnOminous said:
Or at least, maybe not normal, but maybe not inhaling dicks like they were air.
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The thread description was pretty accurate for him at the time:

  • Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)​

Now he's just an oddball occultist neckbeard; which even then might be a generous description.
 
Soapmore said:
Kiwis I have a question: Though I've seen many segments and clips of him ever years, I haven't actually watched Tarl with any interest until recently: has Tarl always been this swishy and effeminate with his voice and gestures? Some of his gestures, when paired with his inflections in his voice, seem queerly theatrical. Since most of my exposure to him through various video content has been listening and not actually watching him while I work, I don't know if my eyes are just finally tuned in noticing how he always was, or if this guy is on a trajectory troonward. .
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He was always faggy nasal nosed open shirts shut-in hot takes with cringe gesturing. IRL he is a quiet introvert pussy so his on cam thing is an act. That said his older hot takes were ok, except the occult shit, and he did 3-4 10 min vids that sped up well (1.5x-1.75x) to get mostly non kiked hot takes with a dash of pro gun libertarian pov. Then he sucked Trumps dick full time and did ok poll analysis. After the end of Trump 1.0 he degraded. By the time he put his hat on 375 days ago he was insufferable. After he left Netherlands the last time in late 2024 he has sucked hard. I stopped listening to him when it was clear he had left Liz, but even before , he was quick news hottakes.
 
The idea of putting a sloptuber on a pedestal makes me sad, but I remember the downfall of Mumkey Jones. I thought he was pretty funny and his Elliot Rodger shit was great. Then I found out he was into animu and he eventually fucked a furry.

10 years after Metokur got cancer, he's got boomer bants and less than half the crowd he used to draw on Ralph's show, and nobody watched Ralph for Ralph.

SlopTubers have a lifespan between 2 months and 3 years. Discard as necessary.
 
mickrussom said:
He was always faggy nasal nosed open shirts shut-in hot takes with cringe gesturing. IRL he is a quiet introvert pussy so his on cam thing is an act. That said his older hot takes were ok, except the occult shit, and he did 3-4 10 min vids that sped up well (1.5x-1.75x) to get mostly non kiked hot takes with a dash of pro gun libertarian pov. Then he sucked Trumps dick full time and did ok poll analysis. After the end of Trump 1.0 he degraded. By the time he put his hat on 375 days ago he was insufferable. After he left Netherlands the last time in late 2024 he has sucked hard. I stopped listening to him when it was clear he had left Liz, but even before , he was quick news hottakes.
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A regular Newsweek-reading fag with boomer takes while wearing a reject satanist costume for laughs. He only got intetesting once his borderlines started fighting. God bless those stinky holes no one else snatched up since.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Ask Michelle Obama about it, because he has a really bad funnel chest.
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I see what you did there.
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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
The idea of putting a sloptuber on a pedestal makes me sad, but I remember the downfall of Mumkey Jones. I thought he was pretty funny and his Elliot Rodger shit was great. Then I found out he was into animu and he eventually fucked a furry.

10 years after Metokur got cancer, he's got boomer bants and less than half the crowd he used to draw on Ralph's show, and nobody watched Ralph for Ralph.

SlopTubers have a lifespan between 2 months and 3 years. Discard as necessary.
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It boggles my mind that Hollywood stars can starve themselves, deprive themselves of sleep, be in frigid conditions for 16 hours of straight filming, jump out of airplanes and set themselves on fire frequently over a 30-year career, still keeping up with the party lifestyle and whatever other weird shit Hollywood types get up to, but within two years of sitting on an office chair talking to a camera for free money, the streamer's thin veneer begins to peel, and by year 3 they are either dying or going insane. Maybe adrenachrome really is a thing?
 
ShiverStar said:
It boggles my mind that Hollywood stars can starve themselves, deprive themselves of sleep, be in frigid conditions for 16 hours of straight filming, jump out of airplanes and set themselves on fire frequently over a 30-year career, still keeping up with the party lifestyle and whatever other weird shit Hollywood types get up to, but within two years of sitting on an office chair talking to a camera for free money, the streamer's thin veneer begins to peel, and by year 3 they are either dying or going insane. Maybe adrenachrome really is a thing?
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It is, which is weird to say.

That's why they all look like a terminal, desperate demon skelly right now, even if they're not skinny.
 
ShiverStar said:
Maybe adrenachrome really is a thing?
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Different Jews managing them, for one. They're really different vectors these days, because they're not directly comparable. Some asshole in his bathroom with a green shower curtain isn't going to have the same draw initially as some dude in a multi-million dollar flop. Also, he's a hell of a lot easier to make fun of, because he can't afford to sue you, and generally whatever he did wrong is literally already on social media.

That said, they're all narcissistic cunts and none of them deserve to get rich.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
The idea of putting a sloptuber on a pedestal makes me sad, but I remember the downfall of Mumkey Jones. I thought he was pretty funny and his Elliot Rodger shit was great. Then I found out he was into animu and he eventually fucked a furry.

10 years after Metokur got cancer, he's got boomer bants and less than half the crowd he used to draw on Ralph's show, and nobody watched Ralph for Ralph.

SlopTubers have a lifespan between 2 months and 3 years. Discard as necessary.
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Wait that's why Mumkey Jones left the Internet!? MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! WHY MUST EVERYTHING THE INTERNET TOUCHES TURN TO SEXUAL DEPRAVITY!!!!!?
 
King Metalia said:
Wait that's why Mumkey Jones left the Internet!? MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! WHY MUST EVERYTHING THE INTERNET TOUCHES TURN TO SEXUAL DEPRAVITY!!!!!?
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He got kicked off of YouTube, fucked a furry, left his home with the woman who paid all of the bills, got an apartment and got put on SSRIs. That's all I know about it. I last saw him denouncing his past (like Ian) somewhere in the late 2010s, and I just stopped paying attention.

Pretty sure Mumkey Jones was where Digibro came from, FWIW.
 
Oh, his diease hasnt taken him to the demon promised land. I assume that's a trip trough Foley's tax free weekend with his mom.
 
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