🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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mickrussom said:
She has large, expressive eyes, a soft, rounded facial structure, fine, straight light brown-blonde hair, delicate nose and small mouth with proportions are compact and balanced, long fingers for her age, and a larger forehead (within spec, not goofy looking) that makes her look like she could be a big-brain.
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In other words, everything that @GayResearchVlogger wishes she could be.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
She should be let back in for a day so we can hear her insights on these recent developments. Come on mods, let the gorilla out of her cage!
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I'll DM Null. I agree it would be funny to have her spergout recorded here forever.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
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Did we laugh enough at this faggot today? I feel like the thread moved so fast we should get another HA-HA in there.

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Dumbass has pictures of carving his legs up like sushi, and he thinks we are going to believe he didnt pick those scabs and milk those for blood for his "evidence"

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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ABSOLUTE. GENERATIONAL RUN. FOR LOLCOW OF THE YEAR. BRAVO. BRAVOOOO
 
mickrussom said:
Did we laugh enough at this faggot today? I feel like the thread moved so fast we should get another HA-HA in there.

Dumbass has pictures of carving his legs up like sushi, and he thinks we are going to believe he didnt pick those scabs and milk those for blood for his "evidence"

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The best part is that if you've ever paid attention to Forensic Files, you can tell by the drip pattern (very slow) that it was intentional, and forced. If he had a nosebleed, that shit would be all over the place, but no, his loose tooth started weeping (like he does when he masturbates while dreaming of a gay owl), and he had to try to capture all of it- forcing it enough that it was nice and wet when he put it on the single ply paper towel, but still didn't match his leg's thicker, gentle weep after he picked at it for awhile.


Cobes bled more than this trying to open a fucking sealed can.

E: Shit, I see cuts on his left palm, too. Not like he's going to hide that from the cops.
 
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Couple drops on a paper towel and Tard acts like he caught an ass beating. I've seen worse nosebleeds.

Can we add "beat up by a girl" to the thread title?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
It was, indeed, her. She blamed me for waking her up. She became irate and belligerent and straight up smashed me in the face. My tooth is going to fall out.
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Well look on the bright side; you're one step closer to that beak you so desperately want!

Genuine question: as someone who supposedly has been psychonauting the occult and ceremonial magicks for years, what in the blazing pleroma convinced you making a Faustian bargain was a good idea? Especially with a named demonic figurehead of Hell? You would think you'd know enough about that shit to know where not to stick your nose - unless you've done something so absolutely horrible that your only recourse is to sell your being for the snowballs chance in your new home that you won't be fucked primordially? Genuinely, this is not a joke, I want you to explain this to me pretty please~!
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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Why is the photo grainy? Do you have any radioactive material within your room? Can you show me your most "cursed" object though your camera? That might explain why your body is getting weak enough to get beat up by a girl.
 
Guts said:
Well look on the bright side; you're one step closer to that beak you so desperately want!

Genuine question: as someone who supposedly has been psychonauting the occult and ceremonial magicks for years, what in the blazing pleroma convinced you making a Faustian bargain was a good idea? Especially with a named demonic figurehead of Hell? You would think you'd know enough about that shit to know where not to stick your nose - unless you've done something so absolutely horrible that your only recourse is to sell your being for the snowballs chance in your new home that you won't be fucked primordially? Genuinely, this is not a joke, I want you to explain this to me pretty please~!
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Be prepared for an entirely shallow and underwhelming answer that completely exposes him for a fraud with an understanding of the subject matter that rivals Sam's understanding of responsibilities of parenting.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
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My favorite Guitar Gently Weeps is when Prince shreds like a bad ass on that rock and roll hall of fame induction play. I wish people knew how ridiculously talented Prince was at guitar, gets overlooked a lot. Glenn Campbell and Roy Clark too.

Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction


Prince starts to go @ 3:27 in.

Cobes could play guitar.

Tard plays BPD pube strings.
 
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