🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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One of my favorite things about cowards is how, if they get into a physical confrontation, they show off the blood as if if means anything.

Styx dabs at his nose with a tissue without trying to stop the bleeding, then holds up the tissue saying, "Look at all this blood I didn't throw away!"

Like, whoa, so much red. That's insane, Styx!
 
How could Nikki do this to a terminally ill man?
Trying to help him get to the finish line?

I take one thing back, I said Tarl is an unsympathetic cow who cannot pull himself out of his spiral, but hell, it's a new year, I'll try and be optimistic.
Tarl! Burn your tricorn. Buy a proper wizard cap and pull up out of your spiral! Secure housing for yourself and leave your elders to their grifting dotage, as is, it looks like they're letting the house rot down around them and will not accept help cleaning.

So why be there? Find a new home, perhaps a low priced apartment. But the wizard hat is mandatory. You better go full Mickey.
 
One of my favorite things about cowards is how, if they get into a physical confrontation, they show off the blood as if if means anything.

Styx dabs at his nose with a tissue without trying to stop the bleeding, then holds up the tissue saying, "Look at all this blood I didn't throw away!"

Like, whoa, so much red. That's insane, Styx!
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I don't think I'll make it, chat. I've lost 1% of 1% of a quart of blood. Stolas help me!
 
Her last name is Turlevich, or some derivative of that spelling, I was looking at any arraignments this morning with female names myself, but depending on when/if he reports it won't show on the docket til the day of. Someone should probably archive the criminal arraignments this week so we can reference them if something comes out later.

ETA incase there's a new whore

If they ever got married and Styx took her last name he'd be Tarl Turlevich.
 
I can kill a DA in New Orleans with chaos magic! ...But I can't stop a middle aged woman's fist.

I don't care what anyone thinks I think I look cool! ...But I'll post humiliating self-owns in the forum.

I'm dying and nothing matters anymore! ...But I'll go ahead and prosecute this woman who enabled me anyway.

I'm a fucking pirate and I'll never grow up! ...But I'm about to go to prison and see what reality really means.
 
One of my favorite things about cowards is how, if they get into a physical confrontation, they show off the blood as if if means anything.

Styx dabs at his nose with a tissue without trying to stop the bleeding, then holds up the tissue saying, "Look at all this blood I didn't throw away!"

Like, whoa, so much red. That's insane, Styx!
Not to sound like a weirdo or anything, but it's not even much blood for a head injury,
 
Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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Too bad she missed your eye, you need an eye patch to complete that ridiculous pirate getup.
 
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