🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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deleuzeon said:
Seems pretty easy to spin this around on him. "Your honor, he lurched at me with a knife, as he is wont to do, while drunk I might add."
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@Styxhexenhammer666 was annoying her while she slept after working for his alcohol, cig, booze and weed money. Imagine working for money this fucker smokes, and his mom takes the rent check, and he cant even leave you be while you sleep. And he has been trying to provoke her for days. I think its him trying to get out of having a squatting situation. There is plenty of evidence this is what he was trying to provoke.

Tard, you clammed up, but lets just say even a public defender can spring her given the evidence.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
It was, indeed, her. She blamed me for waking her up. She became irate and belligerent and straight up smashed me in the face. My tooth is going to fall out.
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I love that she literally complained about tard repeatedly waking her up by talking to cats or dancing a jig or whatever, when she was tired from working (something he’s a stranger to) and then he comes on and confirms that’s exactly why he got punched.
 
I bet that bitchmade bitch Tarl went down like Glass Joe when Lil Mac Nikki popped him in his dirty maw

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Can we change the autisborus (or whatever that snake is Styx uses as a emblem )to a ring/ human centrepede of Styx and his exs with their mouths sewn to each others ass holes
 
Out of curiosity I had to go back and read the last thing Nikki posted.
Sekhmet666 said:
Regarding your other comment, I love that somebody said I was the smiling saboteur, yes, I'm still the same smiling angel on Tard Lucifer's shoulder, supporting him and watching him sabotage himself. I don't even need to do anything nefarious! By offering advice & suggesting positive changes to him, Styx demonically & oppositionally does the opposite. He sabotages himself worse than anyone else could. It is fun & tragic to watch. Life is but a game and I'm sure as hell enjoying the ride!
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Writes this, then proceeds to beat the ever living fuck out him. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Were you being the smiling saboteur when you were pounding his face in Nikki?
 
Man, what a dissolute mess. And to think just yesterday, after her thousandth complaint, I wrote up whole long-ass step-by-step blueprint for @Sekhmet666 to figure out a plan to be able to afford to get out of that house & away from orbiting a bad roommate, but I deleted it immediately bc I realized it would be casting pearls - and I was right! But I'm going on record to say my plan was way better than jail.
 
Disdainer of the Plebs said:
I’m so glad that @Styxhexenhammer666 obstinately refuses to follow the advice we give him on this thread, it means it’s going to be the gift that keeps on giving.

Tarl for LOTY 2026! (If he somehow manages to stay out of prison. If.)



Thanks for the update, I’ve been slacking on reading this thread because I got sick of sifting through Sam and Sara’s endless drivel to get to the good stuff. From the past 3 pages it appears they’ve been banned. Thank god.
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I’d be surprised if he stays alive tbh
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
How much do you think his parents emasculated him to turn out like this? Wonder if his mother made him wear a dress.
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It's been said (I don't know if by Nikki or Sam or other Pepe-looking one) that Tarl's dad has no sympathy for him. Understandable, I mean how could you have sympathy for a flaccid creten like Tarl. But point being, if that's true of his father, I would guess his primary dysfunctions around women came from his mother. Who knows what kind of coddling butt-powdering she was up to for Tarl to turn out like this waif a man.
 
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