🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Chongqing said:
You're going to sue Nikki?

What are you going to do, take her house?
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Not only does she have nothing to take, but he's the one with the history of abusing women, hundreds of videos of himself plastered drunk online, posts talking about and picturing weapons, etc.

Seems pretty easy to spin this around on him. "Your honor, he lurched at me with a knife, as he is wont to do, while drunk I might add."

What jury would doubt it?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I literally just rolled over and sat up. I realize I will get no sympathy here lol
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Well... no... but it's always nice having you here.

How many swings did ol' Nikki "The Hammer" Turkevich get off on you anyway? You sat up and she was just there waiting to deliver the beatdown or was she laying there too?
 
If Styx doesn't lift my joke about waiting for Nikki to "punch in" before calling the cops, I'll be somewhat disappointed, but not really, because he's a faggot with wetbrain.
 
deleuzeon said:
Maybe, but it can't drive you to the liquor store. That's his real loss here.

I don't expect he'll dry out though. Drunk driving arc incoming.
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There’s nothing in the books saying he can’t travel with his land pirate ship while drunk to procure more booze and booty! It’s his right as a pirate dammit!

Also he can just door dash it like with how he’s a fake KingCobraJFS (PBUH)
 
deleuzeon said:
Not only does she have nothing to take, but he's the one with the history of abusing women, hundreds of videos of himself plastered drunk online, posts talking about and picturing weapons, etc.

Seems pretty easy to spin this around on him. "Your honor, he lurched at me with a knife, as he is wont to do, while drunk I might add."

What jury would doubt it?
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You would also think someone facing this much time in prison would have the mentality of, "I want to spend as little time in a courtroom as possible."
 
Chongqing said:
You would also think someone facing this much time in prison would have the mentality of, "I want to spend as little time in a courtroom as possible."
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Don't forget; he is dying and knows the exact moment of his death. He's three steps ahead.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
Flail or machete.
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Flails are for opening doors in his world. Machete.
AncientPhosphur said:
There’s nothing in the books saying he can’t travel with his land pirate ship while drunk to procure more booze and booty! It’s his right as a pirate dammit!
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He's not driving (he's staggering).

@mickrussom You're good with autism inspired lyrics -how about Coward of the County for Nikki?
 
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I guess he run out of mana because a real goth bad boy like CobraJFS would have cast a protection spell to deflect hags and bog witches.

Just another nail in the coffin that Styx isn’t a real wizard.
 
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