🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Doesn't understand that he's got new/old viewers tuning in to watch the trash fire,
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It's also a Sunday, so normal people have the day off. I tuned in just in time for his "I'm dying" bit, I never tuned in for many of his live streams, but he was struggling to keep up with chat, speaking incredibly slowly (except for a couple short phrases he uses often). The couple lives I caught years ago had 5 min slow mode, so it was impossible for chat to engage meaningful other than to talk to him. He wants more money, doesn't understand the ecosystem he's in. He should ask Jeremy to do a "Styx 's channel is under attack" video.

Eta
He might believe he got Trump elected, but I don't think he's said it. I do know he said his period blood magic saved Trump's life in Pennsylvania.
 
Stolas’ mission for Tard is to show the world that yes, you may see short term success from demon worship but in the end you’ll always come out on the losing side. Suffah owl faggot.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
He says he's doing an algorithm test to see if he gets better engagement if he doesn't put tags or titles in his videos. Doesn't understand that he's got new/old viewers tuning in to watch the trash fire, it has nothing to do with tags or titles.
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Tard should try:
- Cleaning up and try looking presentable
- Doing the videos and streams from a properly lighted and setup area
- Stop wearing sunglasses indoors
- Apologize, say he had a mental break, cut the shit with the 'I'm dying' larp
- Stop wearing girls hot topic jewelry
- Stop wearing all pirate clothes
- Talk about future plans, like moving out of Mom's house, etc. Have goals
- Swear off drinking (he did this in his apology to Sam and that leaked here), but as we can all see he kept drinking
- Stop doing weird shit like eating Bovrite on stream and having peanut butter mouth
- Fix his fucking audio setup.
- Cut the shit with the open shirts, he is physically unfit to display his grody corpse
- Dont do streams from a room with piles of dirty laundry
- Stop sing-songing shit, like that faggy thing he does with 'Let's check Rumble and see if thats actually the case'
- Stop having such a nasally faggy voice
- Stop doing gay pee pee poo poo menus
- OH GOD PLEASE CUT THE SHIT WITH THE FUCKED UP SHIT ATTEMPTS AT BRITISH/COCKNEY ACCENTS
- Stop pretending he "has it all", stop giving advice to 'the young ones' like anyone could learn anything about life from this fuckup
- Stop having a list of 'erudite' words that he uses as much as possible to sound intelligent. His current phrase he tries to use is 'writ large'
- Stop all fake laughing
- Stop pretending to not be a broke fucking loser - nobody cares if he is broke due to being nigger rich, but stop pretending he has any money saved up
- Stop giggling
- Stop saying he doesnt care, and nothing matters
- Stop with the Stolas bullshit. He said today Stole-ass called him home - thats not even part of the fake lore he 'believes in'
- Stop with all the satanic crap, GG Allin bullshit, all the cosplay and larps, and get back to the formula
 
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Dude Snakes said:
What you don’t like meat sludge?!
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Bovril is awesome, but eating it straight is vile. It's like drinking fish sauce straight from the bottle. I have no idea why anyone would do that, it's heart attack levels of salty.
 
AnOminous said:
Bovril is awesome, but eating it straight is vile. It's like drinking fish sauce straight from the bottle. I have no idea why anyone would do that, it's heart attack levels of salty.
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We have a jar of Bovrite (American version). It's like a less sticky version of Marmite and a little goes a very long way. Sucking this off his fingers most days might be buying his drink-soaked brain a little more time, if it has the vitamin B levels of Marmite.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
Styx was talking about killing himself and she flipped the fuck out. She yelled at him, screamed venomously, and spit on him multiple times, while crying for real, because she's had to put up with this for God knows, 20+ years. It was after that point that he would stop mentioning it in front of her or his dad. His dad never had any sympathy to begin with. But from then on, I was and I am the only person that he has to excruciatingly larp about suicide and mass destruction with.
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Have you seen this: https://www.thehotline.org/resources/when-my-partner-threatens-suicide/
But what if your partner regularly threatens suicide, particularly whenever you’re not doing something he or she wants you to do, or when you’re trying to leave the relationship? First, understand that this is a form of emotional abuse: your partner is manipulating you by playing on your feelings of love and fear for them. You might get angry when this happens, but you also might feel like you have to give in to them to avoid a potential tragedy.
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So we know Tarl eats spiders, is a domestic abuser, and his own Dad wants to kick his ass (and still can, any time of the night or day, Tarl). :suffering:
mickrussom said:
Tard should try:
- Cleaning up and try looking presentable
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@Styxhexenhammer666 you drunk faggot. You look like a mangy homeless person who got into the dumpster at Hot Topic. But you don't need to be that way as a 40 year old man with a rapidly receding hairline.

Instead of Tarl Asshole, you could try the Ted Lasso aesthetic. People seem to like him and he doesn't suicide bait like a 13 year old girl and like your channel nobody watches his show either
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Or go for the Tarlcardo Montalban option with a generous double breasted linen suit (Filipino midget not included you sicko) 🍍

You and Reviewbrah are similarly buff, so you could borrow one of his Dad's suits for court? (:really: Strange but true, defendants who look like this and tell the judge they've stopped drinking are 100% more likely to get leniency than defendants who look like 18th century seaborne rapists, Tarl :tomgirl:)
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
We have a jar of Bovrite (American version). It's like a less sticky version of Marmite and a little goes a very long way. Sucking this off his fingers most days might be buying his drink-soaked brain a little more time, if it has the vitamin B levels of Marmite.
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I have an admission to make: I like Marmite XO (Extra Old). I can eat it straight, but that's retarded. I also like kimchi, raw sauerkraut, natto, miso paste and kombucha (GT's Raw, Im the guy who got pissed they removed the mushroom strings from it). Eating food that is not dead has some nice benefits for health.

I suspect Tard eats raw bovrite/bovril/marmite/vegemite is that these are loaded with Vitamin B and boozehounds deplete that badly. Thats also why he is mainlining 5 hour energy shots. Tard should wean off the booze - but no, he blames the rest of the world for his problems.

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mickrussom said:
I have an admission to make: I like Marmite XO (Extra Old). I can eat it straight, but that's retarded. I also like kimchi, raw sauerkraut, natto, miso paste and kombucha (GT's Raw, Im the guy who got pissed they removed the mushroom strings from it). Eating food that is not dead has some nice benefits for health.

I suspect Tard eats raw bovrite/bovril/marmite/vegemite is that these are loaded with Vitamin B and boozehounds deplete that badly. Thats also why he is mainlining 5 hour energy shots. Tard should wean off the booze - but no, he blames the rest of the world for his problems.

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Gotta get me some of that, but damn it, I have to wait until my nose recovers from whatever rhinovirus burned out my olfactory receptors. It's been seven months and my nose is still weak. Meat smells like bloody garbage, citrus like wet dog. I tasted the Bovrite today just for grins, and it's just salty. A shame.

If you don't already, you can ferment kimchi, pickles, sauekraut, and yogurt so easily and cheaply. Our fridge is full if that stuff. I also tried those little Mexican limes, but they ended up tasting like floor ckeaner.
 
mickrussom said:
I have an admission to make: I like Marmite XO (Extra Old). I can eat it straight, but that's retarded. I also like kimchi, raw sauerkraut, natto, miso paste and kombucha (GT's Raw, Im the guy who got pissed they removed the mushroom strings from it). Eating food that is not dead has some nice benefits for health.
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Every time you post, I want to know just what the fuck is wrong with you, and it just gets deeper.

I mean, I'll go with you with natto and kimchi, but what the flying fuck?

Eric?!
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Every time you post, I want to know just what the fuck is wrong with you, and it just gets deeper.
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I have this on the todo list for Marmite:

The Ultimate Marmite Experience
A very special marmite sandwich. This is something completely unique that Marmite fans should try. This Marmite sandwich offers a perfect electrolytic balance, the sweetness and starch of the banana offsetting the salty Marmite. The ultimate marmite sandwich gives a GI energy boost and a taste that is like nothing else on Earth! (but in a good way)

- Soften the Marmite XO in a hot water bath
- Take slices of pumpernickel or German black bread and cut each in half
- Arrange thin slices of fresh banana on the pumpernickel
- Drizzle unfiltered extra virgin olive oil over the banana
- Take the softened Marmite XO and drizzle that over the banana in thin black lines
- Garnish the sandwiches with arugula, blueberries, pine nuts and vegetable crisps (mandolin thin-sliced crisps, made from one or more of the following - parsnip, beetroot, carrot, sweet potato, turnip)

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Marmite, putting the mmmmmmm in Umammmmmi.

If Tard was any good with food he would do things like this and not stick his booger-hook into Bovril and lick it clean. Its just salty pasty syrup.
I think Tards father Eddie is supposedly a chef by former profession - he would probably have ideas on what to do with Marmite, maybe use it as a stealth ingredient in Chinky Chicken?
Instead Tard fucks up cooking rice while intimidating Liz whom he forced to record these corny food episodes while trying to front himself as if he was a food critic.
 
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mickrussom said:
Marmite sandwich
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Bruh, that sounds terrible, and I like peanut butter and sauerkraut on French bread. It's not something I do often, but it's an easy lunch and hits the spot.

As far as Styx' med card, I don't think he has one, I think that he thinks, it sounds cool. The only state that I'm aware of that issues it for anxiety or mental conditions is Cali. I remember him talking about his spice experience when he was sober, before Liz, but spice is a different beast. It's research chemicals sprayed on pot pourrii, so not just a random cannibiniod, but whatever they spray it on too.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Gotta get me some of that, but damn it, I have to wait until my nose recovers from whatever rhinovirus burned out my olfactory receptors. It's been seven months and my nose is still weak. Meat smells like bloody garbage, citrus like wet dog. I tasted the Bovrite today just for grins, and it's just salty. A shame.

If you don't already, you can ferment kimchi, pickles, sauekraut, and yogurt so easily and cheaply. Our fridge is full if that stuff. I also tried those little Mexican limes, but they ended up tasting like floor ckeaner.
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Got something that might work for ya to get the old sniffer going again. Cut up a few of those limes and put them in a blender, peel and all. Blend it up and strain the contents. Mix that with a little water and drink it for about 7 days. Something in the peel turbo boost the cell reproductive factories. Its how the wife and I got ours back after covid (long story and I'm not apt to conspirapost)
 
Some milestones of Shit for Tard.

Tard's last video in The Netherlands.
Title: Biden Calls for Unity After Doing Everything Possible to Destroy It
Publish Date: 2024-07-15
View Count: 61,136
Like Count: 5,725

Tard's first video in the Samantha Love Shack (That is still up today)
Title: Presidential Debate Fallout and Analysis
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_IQNMlttY
Publish Date: 2024-09-11
View Count: 122,505
Like Count: 9,291

Tard's last video in the Samantha Love Shack
Title: The Haitian Bridge Alliance Suit Against Trump and Vance is Laughably Stupid
Publish Date: 2024-09-25
View Count: 23,633
Like Count: 2,154

Tard's Celebration of the Nawlins DA killing himself
Title: New Orleans Assistant DA Ian Kersting Kills Himself (Chaos Magic Rant)
Publish Date: 2025-01-07
View Count: 55,144
Like Count: 4,628

Tard's first video with that fucking retarded Temu Pirate Tricorn Hat
Title: Trump Orders JFK and MLK Assassination Files Released (BIG WIN!)
Publish Date: 2025-01-24
View Count: 44,500
Like Count: 4,393

Some shit video from the other day
Title: When I Die Make Memes
Published On: 2026-01-14
January 14, 2026
View Count: 9,168
Likes: 689

Its been 373 days since the first appearance of the Temu Tard Tricorn. A little over year. And its been 566 days since he last was in The Netherlands. How the mighty have fallen. Fast. In the last year since Temu Tard Tricorn Hat, views went from the 40,000 range into the sub 10k range, and the like ratio drop has been brutal.
 
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