🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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I'm not mad at all about never having Sam back. I am very happy with her far away from me. Contrary to what she may think, I know I don't have to tell you all that, but ya know.
Maybe I just wanted a reason to comment and just show off my new cool avatar picture.
 
I'm not mad at all about never having Sam back. I am very happy with her far away from me. Contrary to what she may think, I know I don't have to tell you all that, but ya know.
Maybe I just wanted a reason to comment and just show off my new cool avatar picture.
Its a pretty awesome pic. I'm not gay or nothing, but I'd look at that than her ass Pic. OK maybe I'm a little gay.

Oh, you changed it to the Naruto thing, I take it back.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Djh2xIB8LNE
Nikki is mad because she can't break love bonds, Nikki is mad she can't be Tarl and have his platform and fuck his women while also not putting the effort in. Dylan is mad because he's slowly realizing he will never get back the wife he once had, before he tried to break my soul and spirit and also has to pay me. Everyone is mad because I won't kill myself so they call me mentally ill.

😂😂😂😂😂 this thread is giving "I told you so"
If Tarl is so in love with you, why isn't he knocking on your door?
If Dylan is so mad, why did he show up and immediately integrated with the dynamic here and is mostly just goofing off and enjoying a life with his kids, new lady, and telling people how awful his harpy ex wife is?
Nobody is mad you aren't dead, I for one am enjoying your misery march.
Why, wasn't it last night that you had broken heart disease :( ?
 
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Good for you! I did want to confirm for those just tuning in or catching up, Styx is clipped too, thankfully.
Good to know. So the Warwick name has no heir and Tarlette will probably be told a story as to her father is.
Next court appearance is March 2
How is he going to explain to the judge he is indigent per his statement to said judge while coming on the Farms and saying he is a high roller making the six figures?
He won't read it. He acts like this all the time. It's unreal, dude.
Why come on here, drop tirds, get ratioed to kingdom come, and then prance off while being savagely trolled, alogged? Then the cancer spreads via the Casino and socials and he loses all credibility and viewers from all directions all at once? Like does Tard understand what getting ratioed means?

He will say his daughter gets it, but I doubt Liz will give her any of his messages or artifacts.
Why would a little girl who is now fatherless due to drugs and booze and mental illness and Puer aeternus want a smelly disgusting Temu larping cosplay hat ..
Oh no! It is Styx who is trolling you!
I'd have to hear the Pretzel logic on how that could ever be the case. Nobody here would trade lives with Styx. I think its safe to assume you are lampooning his trolling skills. It is we who are being trolled, verily. In soviet russia, Tard trolls you!

It's true. Simphexenhammer666 has come to kiwifarms to tirelessly defend his demon queen, Samantha scum twat Keister. But now, in his weakened state, he no longer has the energy nor coherence.
Not even a fully restored Tard could defend Sam.
 
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Maybe I just wanted a reason to comment and just show off my new cool avatar picture.
Its a good look to see you up early. Sam rails into the witching hours and seems to get up at the crack of noon. Good schedule for children. @Styxhexenhammer666 seems to hold a similar schedule.
Wow, Sam got up real early to come challenge Dylan, seems we have a Family on the Farms day
 
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I'm not mad at all about never having Sam back.
We need to hear how and when you two first derailed. The details are still somewhat sketch.
I am very happy with her far away from me.
Emotionally, yes, but you do live in the same town. Question for you, what if she calmed the heck down, was nice to you and your new ladyfriend and turned a new leaf and became a nurturing mother instead of a witch, would you put the old dog up in a room at the house? Or is she just a case of boiled bunnies in pots Alex Forrest tier BPD demonika, something that needs to be cordoned off for the sake of sanity?
Contrary to what she may think, I know I don't have to tell you all that, but ya know.
I'd say having a new lady which is cool with 3 children not her own and you think her child wrangling skills are good its pretty impressive to have found a suitable replacement.
Maybe I just wanted a reason to comment and just show off my new cool avatar picture.
Naruto one was pretty good. The Gay-I didnt fuck your face up at all and did the Dylan Blue Steel edition well.

The world needs to know how and when and why the wheels of 'Dylan and Sam' fell off. The mechanics of your breakdown are not fullyvunderstood.

I'm the sewing machine pedal, and I'm hiding in Dylan's basement under the Christmas tinsel and the badminton set.
Dont you dare forget about the McDondald's Xbox, and it came with two controllers god damn it!
 
On day 30 I returned what I could and offered replacements of the rest which she denied the replacements of in writing too so i submitted the supporting evidence along with it.

What else can I clear up?

Did you intend replacing the $300/mo with monopoly money and I refused your good faith effort? Sorry, pumpkin, conversion and dissolution of PRE-marital assets during a divorce is HIGHLY frowned upon in the court of law, as is perjury and fraud. Enjoy getting your ass pats from the fruit farmers while you can, and get used to it cause where you're going it's gonna turn from pats to pounds.

"I wasn't ok with her sending nudes to Tarl for money"

OK SO WHY DID YOU FUCKING MARRY ME THEN, STOOPID?? For that extra week vacation from work while I mourned my dead great grandmother that you showed no interest in allowing to see her great great grand daughter before she passed? Because it's all about you and your family, right? Your drug dealing, incestuous, pedophilic, beastiality-loving family? You're all too good for me.
 
Its a good look to see you up early. Sam rails into the witching hours and seems to get up at the crack of noon. Good schedule for children. @Styxhexenhammer666 seems to hold a similar schedule.
Do you think they still text each other that high school level dramatic tripe?

DEAREST LAYLITHE, I YEARN TO BE BY YOUR SIDE YET AGAIN, BUT I SEE YOU STILL HAVE LESSONS TO TEACH THIS WEARY SOUL

TARL GIVE ME MONEY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW YOU BROKE MY HEART YOU SAID FOREVER YOU SAID I WOULD HAVE A HOME YOU LIED THIS BROKEN HEART HURTS MORE THAN THAT PHONE TO THE STOMACH EVER DID
 
Did you intend replacing the $300/mo with monopoly money and I refused your good faith effort? Sorry, pumpkin, conversion and dissolution of PRE-marital assets during a divorce is HIGHLY frowned upon in the court of law, as is perjury and fraud. Enjoy getting your ass pats from the fruit farmers while you can, and get used to it cause where you're going it's gonna turn from pats to pounds.

"I wasn't ok with her sending nudes to Tarl for money"

OK SO WHY DID YOU FUCKING MARRY ME THEN, STOOPID?? For that extra week vacation from work while I mourned my dead great grandmother that you showed no interest in allowing to see her great great grand daughter before she passed? Because it's all about you and your family, right? Your drug dealing, incestuous, pedophilic, beastiality-loving family? You're all too good for me.
Yeah girl, come out swinging. Now tell us that he didn't shave his pubes just so, and how on every blood moon he would 'take a walk' and come home just before dawn, covered in gore.
Waiting for his response
Why? You put a no contact order on him.
 
Nikki is mad because she can't break love bonds, Nikki is mad she can't be Tarl and have his platform and fuck his women while also not putting the effort in.
The Nikkster is cool with the new status quo. If for nothing else, its better than living in the car. She will be orchestrating her way into her next adventure soon enough. The Nikkster is more deserving of Tard channel on jewTube than he is these days. I'd be curious to see what she would do with it. Kino would be having you and GRV on for a BPDapalooza.
Dylan is mad because he's slowly realizing he will never get back the wife he once had, before he tried to break my soul and spirit and also has to pay me.
Kids looked happy on Facebook with Ladyfriend v2.0
Everyone is mad because I won't kill myself so they call me mentally ill.
Why KYS there is so much more story to be written for Samantha Keister.
😂😂😂😂😂 this thread is giving "I told you so"
What does that even mean? We got a family reunion here. I wonder what GRV would be adding to this right now. Only one missing is Tard, but he is suffering from "insomnia" aka sleeping like shit from being a chronic drunk
Did you intend replacing the $300/mo with monopoly money and I refused your good faith effort?
Are you implying that Dylan tried to pay you in scrip? Like he is attempting to give you payment in something other than Federal Reserve Notes?
Sorry, pumpkin, conversion and dissolution of PRE-marital assets during a divorce is HIGHLY frowned upon in the court of law, as is perjury and fraud.
Too bad you cant afford a lawyer to further drain your children's future of tuition money from both Dylan and yourself fucking with the jewdicial system. You think handing money headed towards your children to legal-jews like 20 times in a row would finally discourage you from doing it. Nope.
Enjoy getting your ass pats from the fruit farmers while you can, and get used to it cause where you're going it's gonna turn from pats to pounds.
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"I wasn't ok with her sending nudes to Tarl for money"

OK SO WHY DID YOU FUCKING MARRY ME THEN, STOOPID??
Good, give more timing and history information. Im extra curious about when this whole mess in the relationship started, was it before child #1, which I assume was in wedlock.
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For that extra week vacation from work while I mourned my dead great grandmother
There you go again using relatives, children and whomever else as props in your drama. Dont do that. Nobody believes you mourned granny
that you showed no interest in allowing to see her great great grand daughter before she passed?
When was this, curious when granny Keister kicked the bucket. How many kids were there at the time to goto the funeral?
Because it's all about you and your family, right? Your drug dealing, incestuous, pedophilic, beastiality-loving family?
Do who in the family is dealing drugs besides Dylan?
Which members of Dylans family had sexual relations incestually?
Which members of Dylan's family diddled which children?
Which members of Dylan's family had sex with animals and what kind of animal or animals were they? (Or did someone just say, ' I got me some nice beaver', or 'Yeah, she has a great tail!')
You're all too good for me.
Does that mean you the we all are better than you?
 
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I'd say having a new lady which is cool with 3 children not her own and you think her child wrangling skills are good its pretty impressive to have found a suitable replacement.

Emotionally? He's still so attached he feels a need to come here and still live vicariously through the death of our marriage. He was SO MAD at the idea that I would flee from him and let Tarl support me (the lesser of two evils at the time, plus why would I stay when my husband and kids were being threatened with murder for me staying?). He was SO FUCKING ASHAMED that another man was willing to provide for me in ways he never would, even if he was capable. He can pretend to be happy with his Abby, but he knows he's just like his father was to his own mother; a cheating scumbag who tried to break the heart of the mother of his children and then marries a dyke-looking basic bitch blonde who's incapable of bearing children of their own.
 
@Laylithe Hi Sam, big fan. Is this the theme song to your life?
Cant wait to see what Sunday, her Fun Day, brings.

Emotionally? He's still so attached he feels a need to come here and still live vicariously through the death of our marriage.
So if he is here doing that, why are you here and what are you doing?
He was SO MAD at the idea that I would flee from him and let Tarl support me
Not a great plan
(the lesser of two evils at the time, plus why would I stay when my husband and kids were being threatened with murder for me staying?).
So you thought that ditching the kids and leaving them with the guy threatening murder to shack up with a flagging jewTuber Temu Tard the drunken gay-looking pirate guy guzzling box wine was a plan? If the threat of death was real, you thought it best to get your cooter creamed over dealing with the imminent threat to you and the children?
He was SO FUCKING ASHAMED that another man was willing to provide for me in ways he never would,
Tard is indigent and would be homeless without his parents house. You are indigent. Tard provided all right, some sterile dumps of sperm and broken promises.
even if he was capable. He can pretend to be happy with his Abby
The facebook could be for show, or they could be doing all right. They look like they are having an ok time. It seems to have cut into the making "high all the time" music videos, but hey, priorities.
, but he knows he's just like his father was to his own mother;
Labeling. I never understood this tactic. Attack the behavior, not try and make it a blood libel. Blood libel is for the jews.
a cheating scumbag
who did he cheat with? was it Abby or more than Abby? when did he start cheating? was it before or after selling nudes to Tardicus Maximus?
who tried to break the heart of the mother of his children
After which child did things start to sour? Curious. I cant make sense of why 3 kids came out of this whole situation. Trying to figure out when the tiles started to fall off this cosmic space shuttle.
and then marries a dyke-looking basic bitch blonde
I mean she isnt exactly a Hollywood starlet, but I'd put her in the "would" category. For Rutland she could be a Rutland disney princess, far above the partially toothed walmart parking lot slags Tard seems to solicit if he wants slutty pussy, as he drukenly intimated on his last livestream.
who's incapable of bearing children of their own.
Is Abby barren or is Dylan just snipped?
 
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Emotionally? He's still so attached he feels a need to come here and still live vicariously through the death of our marriage. He was SO MAD at the idea that I would flee from him and let Tarl support me (the lesser of two evils at the time, plus why would I stay when my husband and kids were being threatened with murder for me staying?). He was SO FUCKING ASHAMED that another man was willing to provide for me in ways he never would, even if he was capable. He can pretend to be happy with his Abby, but he knows he's just like his father was to his own mother; a cheating scumbag who tried to break the heart of the mother of his children and then marries a dyke-looking basic bitch blonde who's incapable of bearing children of their own.
Lady, you've been here talking about your 'abuse' and how awesome of a mother and wife you were for years at this point. Before yesterday, Dylan had one post on his account to say 'hey, y'all talking about me?'
In fact, he didn't start talking about you until we started needling him with questions, and then he joined in on the jokes and shit about himself. Every time someone casts you in a light that isn't 'Lifelong victim of big bad men and abusive hungry babies' you have a meltdown.

Also, please don't call her Abby, call her the Upgrade.
 
It's me. My wife used up the coffee creamer so I had to use milk.
Thinking divorce is on the table. I get why Sam is always talking about being abused by you and Tarl now.
My kids made Whole Foods bougie pizza rolls for school, Urban Pie Mini Calzones Pepperoni Rosa - with 100% Real Cheese, meats grass fed, no artificial colors, flavors or preservatives - and there were two left on the counter. I ate them both. The Mrs. came back from dropping the kids off and noted they were both gone. Divorce is on the table.
 
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