🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I absolutely love this thread. I'd marry it and have three kids with it, then steal it's XBox and 7" cake dish.
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PsychoSam said:
I'd pay $1500 a month with someone else's money to keep it forever!!!
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deskgum said:
I tell myself I love it but I have to admit it is transactional in nature. In exchange for bearing a few comments, I get a forever thread.
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You're all gonna regret these statements when this thread goes full John Cena and leaves the kids layed out with her cake pan and STF finisher.
 
Laylithe said:
Soooo were you and your family going to give me the $800 to go to my stepfather funeral or did you expect me to cut out not only a good friend of mine who was willing to fiscally support me through ANYTHING (unlike you) but also not be present for my family members dying? Like when your family shamed us for visiting my family during our honeymoon so you wanted to stay with YOUR family in SC and cut my visitation with my own friends and family short? Because everything is always about YOU, right?
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I beg to differ; it's always about you!! Why did his family have to give you money, shouldn't you have been able to pay your own way, after all since this thread you are going on 6 different jobs. I think I ask this question before is this the same "POS" stepfather. Why doesn't your family visit YOU?? Your "friend" you mean Tarl the man you previously had an abortion with. Seriously check into the psych ward already!!!!
 
KRAINOS said:
What the hell is going on. I haven't watched him in a few years and I tune in to this??
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HES SLURRING! HES INDISPOSED!
He says he collapsed and went to the hospital to do bloodwork! He says he's dying! He denies its aids! He's trying to sound cool by having a weed prescription and smoking it on stream
"I am going to entertain you for my last days"
"Its no use being a retard, we should entertain everyone as much as we can!"
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Call me now for ya free beatin
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Come closer now, sugar .. I see de future, an it is MESSY

De cards show me a Pirate Man, name of Styx / @Styxhexenhammer666 - some call him Tard, but dat between him an de wine box. Tard when de rum talk louder than his brain. He sail not de seven seas, no no - he sail de back roads by getting rides from Mother Pam or his current BPD ho, de jewTtube, twitter and farms comments section.

Around him swirl three stormy storm battered women, all vibratin like bad Wi-Fi.

First card - The Ghetto Queen. Loud voice, louder opinions. Thick in all directions, sittin nights in a retail store security office behind cracked plexiglass, starin at camera feeds that dont save. She wear a badge she printed herself an talk like she law enforcement. She swear she a witch of de jewTube, got videos, no good, go none of de views, got attitude, but cant cast a spell strong enough to keep her job hours consistent or her rent current.

Second card - The Stoner Empress living like a queen for de low rent. Round like de moon, build like de bean bag, chile, slow like molasses, always sayin, "Its not addiction, its medicine." She forget what she mad about halfway through de argument and order Taco Bell instead, permanently reclined, always talkin bout vibes while eatin something, take de pictures of de bad food. She start arguments over the leftover turkey then restart em cause somebody ate her snacks. Spiritually enlightened she say.

Third card - The Psycho. Oh chile. Bones, eyes, an rage. Manic episodes runnin daily like a subscription service. Always screamin bout curses, demons, betrayals, an how everyone else the problem. CPS know her name, her address, an her excuses. She call herself a mother but move like a disaster zone with a phone plan. Everybody tiptoe round her, but she still explode on schedule. Eyes like lightning, joints rolled tighter than her grip on reality. She cry, she scream, she throw tarot cards like ninja stars and call it "shadow work."

An ohhh - I see an EX-WIFE, chile. She dont need magic. Her power is removing the Tard from de Netherland - de long memory of a woman who done already cried all her tears. She stand off to de side, sippin iced coffee, watchin de circus burn. She dont shout. She dont smoke. She dont pretend to be magical. Her power is receipts, timestamps, an the calm patience of a woman who already cried all her tears years ago.

Between dem all - who talk to who, who knocked up who, who did de abortion, who definitely shouldnt have hooked up after three glass of de wine - is pure chaos. Everybody claim to be a warlock, a witch, a mystic .. but nobody can conjure common sense. Plenty smoke, plenty drink, plenty argue bout vibes and betrayals at 4 a.m ..

An in de middle of de storm .. little Tarlette. Small, quiet, and be seein everything. De cards say she wiser than all of dem put together, sittin with her headphones on, thinkin, "I am NOT endin up like these people."

Tarot cards flyin. Spell jars breakin. Everybody claimin empath powers while bein straight evil. Weed smoke thick, liquor cheap, Facebook posts long, an accountability nowhere in sight.

So hear me now, darling -
De future say: more drama, more fake magic, more social media rants ..
More threats nobody follow through on.
But also? Some of dem gonna age out, some gonna sober up,
An de child? She gonna sail far away from dis nonsense.

I am Miss Cleo - an dat is de truth as de cards reveal it, an dat is de truth as de cards drag it out, kickin an screamin.

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TulpaTownW said:
HES SLURRING! HES INDISPOSED!
He says he collapsed and went to the hospital to do bloodwork! He says he's dying! He denies its aids! He's trying to sound cool by having a weed prescription and smoking it on stream
"I am going to entertain you for my last days"
"Its no use being a retard, we should entertain everyone as much as we can!"
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Uh oh, he's moving into the belligerent drunk abd accidentally racist zone...Nikki better hide.

He says he's a lifelong libertarian but he's going to die soon so I guess he won't be libertarian much longer???

Edit: the inside edges of his lips and the corners of his mouth are black. Please tell me that's makeup.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Uh oh, he's moving into the belligerent drunk abd accidentally racist zone...Nikki better hide.

He says he's a lifelong libertarian but he's going to die soon so I guess he won't be libertarian much longer???

Edit: the inside edges of his lips and the corners of his mouth are black. Please tell me that's makeup.
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Link to stream?
 
KRAINOS said:
Is him being inebriated on stream a usual thing now?
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Yes but to be honest the cringe overload has been so much I just get most of my clips from a show that covers him because usually I can't stand to watch him but for some reason i decided to watch today.

Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Uh oh, he's moving into the belligerent drunk abd accidentally racist zone...Nikki better hide.
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I just saw him struggle to get up from lying flat to sitting up and he was struggling with some object on his hip. Not sure if it was a flintlock pistol, his sword, or his flail.
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KRAINOS said:
What the hell is going on. I haven't watched him in a few years and I tune in to this??
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It's hard to do a QRD for everything that's happened but basically on election night he appeared on screen with some girl we had never seen, despite supposedly being married and living in the Netherlands with his wife and daughter. He proceeded to grope the girl on stream to her discomfort, and he appeared drunk. From that moment on he would often appear drunk on screen, and he even fell asleep on a quartering screen, causing him to get fired from being a regular guest on it.

One day his fans reported that he was arrested in New Orleans. It turns out he threw a phone at that girl from the livestream, and a video emerged with him talking a bunch of weird crap to her. That girl is here, she is @Laylithe in this thread.

I'm going to fast forward now:

She had an order of protection against him but both of them continued to violate it online and even in this thread. She called him one day saying she had overdosed on pills, he ran over to her house and tried to break her door down with his mall ninja flail (spiked ball whip thingy) and was arrested again. When the court realized it was an emergency and she had manipulated him into breaking the order, they let him go. Sam was unsatisfied with that so also told the cops that several months before all of this, he had a negligent discharge with his Glock, and insinuated that he had threatened her with the gun.

Meanwhile a live-in girlfriend named Nikki, here in the thread as @Sekhmet666 started feeding us raw information about just how bad of a situation he was in. She's the one who recorded the famous video of his arrest in a pirate hat and leathers.

As his court date loomed, he began to tell people he was dying and that he was going to go to hell, and that all of us were going to go to hell as well, and basically antagonizing his viewers as well as the court.

He had his court date over zoom because of the bad weather and they granted him a continuance because he had no lawyer.

Now he is spiraling, continuing to say he's going to die but won't tell us what because that's not our business, and alienating the last few fans he has left.

It might be worthwhile to browse through the past 1000 pages or so because there are many other side characters who have come and gone, such as another ex from long ago, and oddly enough, a MGTOW philosopher samurai.

EDIT: He is currently online and it is pure comedy Gold. Please tell me someone is archiving this in real time, Not like he would ever delete it.
 
TulpaTownW said:
Yes but to be honest the cringe overload has been so much I just get most of my clips from a show that covers him because usually I can't stand to watch him but for some reason i decided to watch today.


I just saw him struggle to get up from lying flat to sitting up and he was struggling with some object on his hip. Not sure if it was a flintlock pistol, his sword, or his flail.
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I think it was a sword!!
 
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