🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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I haven't made any poor choices.

Why are you in court then? Oh wait, someone else's fault.

We should be able to post limit @Laylithe / Rate limit her interactions. I think putting her on a slow mode, where she can make a post every 30 minutes, or an hour with no edit capability would really clear this thread up.

She's trying to get her stretched out cunt wet by taking attention away from Nikki's post contributions.
 
I'm pretty sure that it's just sand, BUT...

If you sacrificed a cat to Stolas, had it cremated, and put the remains in a mayo jar, that's EXACTLY where you'd store the jar, right in front of Stolas' image.

I don't think Mr. "Peepee Poopoo Menu Har Har" is that imaginative though. So I'm pretty sure it's just sand from some vacation spot or camping trip or something.
 
I'm pretty sure that it's just sand, BUT...

If you sacrificed a cat to Stolas, had it cremated, and put the remains in a mayo jar, that's EXACTLY where you'd store the jar, right in front of Stolas' image.

I don't think Mr. "Peepee Poopoo Menu Har Har" is that imaginative though. So I'm pretty sure it's just sand from some vacation spot or camping trip or something.
You know what really cuts through the performative bullshit? Love.
I bet he loved those kitties. I doubt he would insult them like that. Putting them in a mayo jar as a pretend offering to a pretend demon would be insulting (in my opinion).
But that's the animal lover in me hoping that bad people truly love and care for their animals, and pay them the respect that is their due when they move on.
 
How could he possibly know who it is? He's got a dozen BPD exes who want to both fuck and kill him, and he's been suicide bating to 10k internet weirdos for the past week.

He really thinks Sam calling in the wellness checks. His mother and I were trying to convince him otherwise earlier today and Tarl won't hear it. He thinks that it's harassment and that the cops will tell him who is calling in the wellness checks & let him sue them for harassment. He called the local police earlier and failed to navigate the phone menu to speak with a human so he gave up on it.

I am a man of mercy, but Saint Peter ain't the forgiving type and he doesn't appreciate liars.

I am Tzadqiel, Archangel of Mercy and I have no mercy for this bitch.
 
He really thinks Sam calling in the wellness checks. His mother and I were trying to convince him otherwise earlier today and Tarl won't hear it. He thinks that it's harassment and that the cops will tell him who is calling in the wellness checks & let him sue them for harassment. He called the local police earlier and failed to navigate the phone menu to speak with a human so he gave up on it.



I am Tzadqiel, Archangel of Mercy and I have no mercy for this bitch.

Sounds like a him problem Nikki. When you keep touching burning coals and all. If he had any mental clarity he would stay the fuck off the internet.

But here we are.

There's fields to be plowed now before we place the crops.
 
He called the local police earlier and failed to navigate the phone menu to speak with a human so he gave up on it.
Well that's not very supportive of you Nikki, you'll drive him to buy booze but you won't drive him down the the police station while he's drunk and dressed like a pirate so he can clear his good name? Priorities damn it!
 
@Laylithe future jail arc when she can't make the CS payments?

You've got to start thinking down the lines. @Styxhexenhammer666's bitch ass will be getting his booty plundered in jail. Probably a year, maybe less with good behavior. Probably 2-4 years post supervision probation. No contact with intoxicants and firearms, multiple protection orders.

That's generic speculation factoring the courts aren't already in this thread. Null would know by monitoring non registered IP's that access this thread.

The future is starting to look bright!
 
You know what really cuts through the performative bullshit? Love.
I bet he loved those kitties. I doubt he would insult them like that. Putting them in a mayo jar as a pretend offering to a pretend demon would be insulting (in my opinion).
But that's the animal lover in me hoping that bad people truly love and care for their animals, and pay them the respect that is their due when they move on.
I know it's just sand. Sometimes I like to imagine what it would be like if Styx tried to actually do magic that didn't involve cutting himself, drinking, and crying though. It would be so much more fun if he did. Rummaging through the trash for a used tampon is the closest he's gotten so far. At least Cobes made wands, Styx can't even do that much.
 
I know it's just sand. Sometimes I like to imagine what it would be like if Styx tried to actually do magic that didn't involve cutting himself, drinking, and crying though. It would be so much more fun if he did. Rummaging through the trash for a used tampon is the closest he's gotten so far. At least Cobes made wands, Styx can't even do that much.
Tarl doesn't even believe in magic, because if he did, he'd be trying it.
Imagine having the power to cast spells that cause people persecuting the case against you to kill themself
but oh no, I'm just a uWu sad boi alcoholic cutter :(
@Styxhexenhammer666 Those cuts are the cuts I see on 12 year old girls. If you want to offer blood. OFFER BLOOD. I WANT TO SEE YOU CUTTING OUT CHUNKS OF YOUR LEGS.
Even God prefers a worthy blood sacrifice over a pitiful sheaf of wheat.
We're just watching a sad man run out of steam. Nothing more complicated than that. Tarl does not survive to see the Dimensional Merge. Many such cases.
 
Tarl doesn't even believe in magic, because if he did, he'd be trying it.
Imagine having the power to cast spells that cause people persecuting the case against you to kill themself
but oh no, I'm just a uWu sad boi alcoholic cutter :(
@Styxhexenhammer666 Those cuts are the cuts I see on 12 year old girls. If you want to offer blood. OFFER BLOOD. I WANT TO SEE YOU CUTTING OUT CHUNKS OF YOUR LEGS.
Even God prefers a worthy blood sacrifice over a pitiful sheaf of wheat.
We're just watching a sad man run out of steam. Nothing more complicated than that. Tarl does not survive to see the Dimensional Merge. Many such cases.
I'm sure Stolas would appreciate a nipple. Styx would hardly miss it.
 
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