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He has the opportunity to do something really romantic
🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes
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Hey, Styxxy
Youve been up all night
With a bottle of white
And a grin that aint right
You swear youre a poet
But youre slurrin your threats
Wavin daggers around
Like youre collectin regrets
Why cant you just settle down?
Why you gotta roam?
Tryin to chase half of Rutland
All the way back home, Styxxy
Cause every time you drink
You start actin brave
Demons call you Stiyxxy
For the BPD wenches that you crave
Hey, Styxxy
You say its all in fun
Till the wine hits hard
And then the thinkins done
You stagger and shout
Like youre king of the pier
Then a "bang!" at the wrong moment
Everybody freezes in fear
Holster that thing, man
Youre temptin the end
Even pirates learn lessons
Just not when theyre bent, Styxxy
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@Sekhmet666 - Have you thought of introducing Tarl to computer duster?
@Null - So is Sarah getting kicked off the banana boat again today? Can we have a timeout for Sam at random too? Like after 5 manic 1 liner posts?
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She can't afford to buy him alcohol, duster is definitely beyond her means.
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The @Sekhmet666 / The Nikkster is a survivor, she also keeps down a job, isnt a lush (a bit of a stoner), and is the least deadbeat person in Rutland. We must support the Nikkster, lol. She provides the meat and potatoes in this thread, she gives out some high grade milk, like raw, unfiltered, unpasteurized, unhomogenized cream top proper milk fresh from the udder.
Given she lives on Walmart tier Great Value goyslop and marijuana fumes she's doing ok all things considered. Ride or die women, even if chopped or past the prime, are valuable assets.
She's photogenic, too.
What do you all think of Sam's windup?
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Gizmo killed himself last October when he found out Tarl was fucking you again. Or that's around the time the noble kitty died of old age. Who had "crazy BPD bitch twisting an innocent cat's death of old age into her constant demonization and false accusations against her ex lovers" on their BPD Bingo card?? Take your square!
10. Free, unlimited weed, and he buys us cigarettes & booze when possible, which is most times.
9. He is fun to be around.
8. To have a frontrow seat in Styx's inevitable self destruction.
7. Sex, cuddling, kisses!
6. To be proved right [and Styx wrong] time and again is very satisfying.
5. Tarl is very emotionally attached to me and it would be disastrously detrimental to his already demented mind.
4. To be the one voice of reason, even if it makes me the enemy, I know that my words are able to sink through sometimes.
3. Tarl/Styx loves eating pussy and does it well!
2. To protect him from Sam & himself
1. To piss Sam off! I am Tarl's teddy bear, not a toad, you wicked delusional cunt whore!
There could be some merit to this. I don't know how much of this is an act. He just says he has no energy every day now, but he can rustle up energy magically at any time ... like most of his words, they are highly contradictory. We got into an argument this morning because I always push back when he says he's going to die. I laugh, I say, "I know you're not going to die. You can't diagnose yourself." "But I've edited 120 medical manuscripts." "You're not a doctor though." "I'm better than a doctor." "You don't have the knowledge and fucking machines and testing equipment that a doctors have. You can't diagnose yourself! Just because you say you're dying, doesn't mean you're dying."
This is the oldest argument. It just goes on & on. He punched a glass and busted it to "win" this argument after calling me a retard for not believing his personal medical diagnosis.
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All that are left of the BPD Superfiends are Dangerskank and the Slam Pig.
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So @Sekhmet666 we're counting on you for proof of death or imprisonment, you have never let us down, you've always given 110%.
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More of his Dunning-Kruger crap. I've listened to him for a decade, and as somebody who's been in the field longer than he's been alive, I assure you he has no idea how much he doesn't know. Not even an old vet like me would make the wild-ass assumptions he makes, much less attempt to speak them ex cathedra.
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Nikkster, lets be serious. The rest of the list is believable, even if it requires some mental gymnastics to even understand the frame. But Tard, fun to be around?
I suppose if I had to choose living in a car or being around Tard, maybe thats "fun" by comparison.
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She has a hell of an overhand. Just ask her kids.
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One not knowing what one does not know is a superpower. Basically being acutely aware of what blind spots one has is such a useful skill.
What's funny is a lot of literature written for enjoyment or the young ones in mind try and get this point across.
Even Captain Kirk isnt going to try and out-science Spock or out-doctor Bones or out-Engineer Scotty. But need to get tips on fucking green pussy, Kirk's your guy.
Tard is a shut in who now is a ban-happy faggot online and these are the acts of a "man" who needs to keep his house of cards intact against the slightest breeze.
Tard gives Dunning Kruger hot takes on everything and doesnt actually realize that if he was given the power to affect change in the real world he would fuck it up worse than anyone else.
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That kid was biting her titty off, she had to use defend herself. Otherwise that infant might start getting ideas about who the boss is in this abusive household.
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Once the other babies saw her whip that little bitch around like the hulk did to Loki they never stepped out of line again. Until she lost custody.
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You mean until the next manic episode. It was probably a Thursday. She never could get the hang of any day that ended in "Y", and not Samantha.
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I went to grab my boob cause it was bit and it hurt and there was blood but go off sir about how other women are better suited to be moms because they don't express emotions
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Unless you were nursing a 12 year old, I have a hard time believing that a teething baby bit so fast and also hard that your nipple started gushing blood and the only thing you could do to stop it was punch the kidI went to grab my boob cause it was bit and it hurt and there was blood but go off sir about how other women are better suited to be moms because they don't express emotions
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Or Tarl.