🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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W@rui said:
He should work a real job at this point. This is pathetic for someone who's close to 40.
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Woulda, coulda, shoulda. He's had like one job and takes pride in having sabotaged his employer in that case. He does not think that monkey rules ever apply to him—except for the IRS, maybe.
 
W@rui said:
He should work a real job at this point. This is pathetic for someone who's close to 40.
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The spice overdose back in 2010 already made him basically unemployable (not that he ever was to begin with), but he's far, far too gone at this point to even entertain the possibility of working any part-time job. Even if he was still in the proper physical condition to do so, his ego would never let him. The chances that he legitimately drinks himself into the grave are growing exponentially every day, and there's no winding the clock back at this tenure.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Woulda, coulda, shoulda. He's had like one job and takes pride in having sabotaged his employer in that case.
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What job was this? I wasnt aware did an honest days work in his life.


Dizzyuntildeath said:
Visitation with the kids is coming up, better polish the knuckleduster
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mickrussom said:
doesn't know she has personality disorders,
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Micky.....just because some of us have personalities doesn't mean it's a disorder! I can empathize with you in how you would think this is so, because you don't have one. I'm sorry about that, but there is time! You have every second, minute, hour of every day to form one.
 
Laylithe said:
Micky.....just because some of us have personalities doesn't mean it's a disorder! I can empathize with you in how you would think this is so, because you don't have one. I'm sorry about that, but there is time! You have every second, minute, hour of every day to form one.
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You punched your baby in the head.
 
Laylithe said:
because you don't have one
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Yes, that is correct, I don.t have a PD.
Oh Micky

Hey, Mickey
(Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey)
Hey, Mickey ; Hey, Mickey ; Hey, Mickey ; Hey, Mickey

Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey
Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey
Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey
Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey

Hey, Mickey
I've been around all night
And that's a little long
I think I've got the right
But you think I've got it wrong
Why can't I say goodnight?
So I can take you home. Mickey!

'Cause when I say I will
It always means I won't
I'm givin' you the chills
Baby, please, baby, don't
Every night I still leave you alone, Mickey!

Oh, Mickey, what a pity
I don't understand?
I take you by the heart when I take you by the hand
Oh, Mickey, I'm so pretty
Why can't I understand?
It's guys like me Mickey
Oh, what I do! Mickey, do Mickey
I won't break your heart, Mickey
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
He called UVA grads and asked them to donate, or some shit.
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I can hear that call in my head

"Hello, says here you got a liberal arts degree. We were wondering if you found a job that utilizes your degr... oh! Working at Target, as a cashier. I'm shocked."

.....

"Look, this is gonna be a weird question,but do you have bipolar disorder?

......

"You do?! Great. I might have something a little more profitable for ya"
 
mickrussom said:
Yes, that is correct, I don.t have a PD.
Oh Micky

Hey, Mickey
(Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey)
Hey, Mickey ; Hey, Mickey ; Hey, Mickey ; Hey, Mickey

Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey
Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey
Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey
Oh, Mickey, I'm so fine
I'm so fine, I blow your mind
Hey, Mickey

Hey, Mickey
I've been around all night
And that's a little long
I think I've got the right
But you think I've got it wrong
Why can't I say goodnight?
So I can take you home. Mickey!

'Cause when I say I will
It always means I won't
I'm givin' you the chills
Baby, please, baby, don't
Every night I still leave you alone, Mickey!

Oh, Mickey, what a pity
I don't understand?
I take you by the heart when I take you by the hand
Oh, Mickey, I'm so pretty
Why can't I understand?
It's guys like me Mickey
Oh, what I do! Mickey, do Mickey
I won't break your heart, Mickey
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Oh, Styxy, drink the wine,
You beat your women all the time!
Hey Styxy!
Hey Styxy!
 
mickrussom said:
If her landlord will take payment in felt she's good.
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Sam gets to be the star of her very own play: Felted in February.
Fuck. This is hard.
Uh
Transient Without Tarl.
Roofless in Rutland.

I'll be back after coffee. Don't go anywhere Sam i want to belittle you more.
Ha. What am I saying. We're all you have left. See you in 20.
 
Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
Been busy the last few weeks. What’d I miss, did he blow his brains out yet? My money is still on murder/suicide. For those who doubted me a couple years ago, I didn’t forget!

Apparently he was crashing out today? Nice to see he’s still doing so well.
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Looking like he plans to end it on the 26th.
 
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