🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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W@rui said:
Kino Casino trailer for tonight; Styx is mentioned at 8:13.


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“Canada used to be a smart country until iDubbbz came in and lowered the nations IQ”

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Bruh. Canada has been America’s suicidal gigavaxxed triple masked trooned out cousin for decades now. The place is paved with street shitter. Throwing Ian in there is like a drop of jizz in a bukkake sluts anus. Come on.
 
So, currently, I have a crucifix, raw garlic bulbs, and a Kiwi Farms silver coin. Are there any other items I need to protect myself from a Vampalcoholic?
 
Leylon Sneed said:
I did not know that. Not like it wasn't already clear that she was suicide baiting, but she actually admitted to it. The best evidence against both of these BPD bitches is in this thread in their own words (Tarl and Sam I mean).
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The only reason I know it is because it's part of my doctor's office's hold message. "If you are having a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911 for emergency services. If you are having a mental emergency, please hang up and dial 988 for psychological services and suicide prevention." I was on hold for so long it's burned into my brain lol.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
@Sekhmet666 Since you're here; what does he spend his money on? He likes to remind people of his high powered income, so where does it all go?
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It really all goes on booze and cigarettes. I got him to start smoking Lucky Strikes because they are cheaper than the Marlboro reds that he was smoking when it met him. In addition to buying rum and wine, he buys a small containers of wine to drink on the go and miniatures/nips every day (if financially possible) because he enjoys the little treat. He also likes the coffee Monsters which are $4 a pop.

Stinkum said:
I'm still laughing. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
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Every tiny little bit of this is hilarious. I could not write a comedy this good. I would really like to write a book about my real vampirate adventures one day!

GayResearchVlogger said:
Tarl's got a glasses fetish.
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Wouldn't this just mean that he prefers women who wear glasses? Is it really a fetish if you like guys with long hair or girls with glasses? An interesting tidbit is that Tarl and I are just as blind as in each other, meaning that we can switch glasses and see through them.

General Insomnia said:
So, currently, I have a crucifix, raw garlic bulbs, and a Kiwi Farms silver coin. Are there any other items I need to protect myself from a Vampalcoholic?
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Soap!
 
Sekhmet666 said:
It really all goes on booze and cigarettes. I got him to start smoking Lucky Strikes because they are cheaper than the Marlboro reds that he was smoking when it met him. In addition to buying rum and wine, he buys a small containers of wine to drink on the go and miniatures/nips every day (if financially possible) because he enjoys the little treat. He also likes the coffee Monsters which are $4 a pop.



Every tiny little bit of this is hilarious. I could not write a comedy this good. I would really like to write a book about my real vampirate adventures one day!



Wouldn't this just mean that he prefers women who wear glasses? Is it really a fetish if you like guys with long hair or girls with glasses? An interesting tidbit is that Tarl and I are just as blind as in each other, meaning that we can switch glasses and see through them.



Soap!
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So, real talk: Why do you stay?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
It really all goes on booze and cigarettes. I got him to start smoking Lucky Strikes because they are cheaper than the Marlboro reds that he was smoking when it met him. In addition to buying rum and wine, he buys a small containers of wine to drink on the go and miniatures/nips every day (if financially possible) because he enjoys the little treat. He also likes the coffee Monsters which are $4 a pop.
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Rum and wine are the two biggest hangover factories I can think of, at least from personal experience. Back in college whenever I would get my hands on either of those I'd be sick as a dog the next morning. You think he might just be getting really hung over and assuming that he's going to die the next day?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
Lucky Strikes
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That's not gonna last forever, and then he'll have to go back to Pallmalls. So the company that bought Lucky Stikes just got their import license into the US renewed a few years ago, they've been trying to get back brand loyalty that they had before they were exiled for 20 years (give or take I don't remember when they actually lost domestic distribution privileges).
So it looks like Phillip Morris just chose to discontinue distribution in the USA for a few years, but in 2020 went back to full distribution. They have been owned by British for like 60 years, would be more based if they made them in NC like domestic brands.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Rum and wine are the two biggest hangover factories I can think of, at least from personal experience. Back in college whenever I would get my hands on either of those I'd be sick as a dog the next morning. You think he might just be getting really hung over and assuming that he's going to die the next day?
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Mead is the absolute worst, in my experience.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Mead is the absolute worst, in my experience.
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It's because mead is unfiltered. Most alcohol you brew, then let settle. Unless you are running it thru a still, then you have...

Nvm, too long and distracting. Mead has all of the undissolved sugars, plus the raw yeast, which normally would sink to the bottom. Filtering on something like that means syphoning the alcohol from above the chaff on the bottom of the jug. While not disturbing it too much.
 
Laylithe said:
And since you all wanna say *I'm* the suicide b8r; here. An image of the Legs of the man you love so much from 9/25/25, who would send this to me with words like "I dont have long to live" "I wish to leave this mortal realm" and many other favorites like:

IT. MEANS. NOTHING. TO ME.

Good, FAGGOT. I'm glad I meant nothing to you. Further proves my point; you're a sick fuck who deserves all of this shit. Soak it up, buttercup. LIVE. LAUGH. L--GO FUCK YOURSELF.

And fuck you, Nikki. You were there, taunting him every step of the way you mentally ill twat.
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This is the gayest funniest thing ever
Tarl was supposed to learn to not do gay shit like this in 2003 on myspace, he's that old

Oh no my shins you guys, they now STING mildly!
 
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