🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Laylithe said:
"A man's worst nightmare is being made to carry a fraction, any fraction, of the burden of parenting. Otherwise what is the USE of a woman?! Worrying about HER FACE. So VAIN."

-The people in this thread
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"A man's worst fear is investing the time and effort to have a child with a woman only to have said woman be an incompetent mother not worthy of custody of her own flesh and blood."

-Any semi-responsible man ever

(C. Forever)
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
It's an interesting strategy for a weatherized ballsack to take, that's for sure. It's like grabbing the back of your own collar and throwing yourself out of a bar.
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I don't think he knows who Null actually is. Much like he doesn't know anyone in one thread he participates in.
He's very 'Don't you know who I am?' and gets very offended when the response is anything less than praise.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
I don't think he knows who Null actually is. Much like he doesn't know anyone in one thread he participates in.
He's very 'Don't you know who I am?' and gets very offended when the response is anything less than praise.
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"Listen here, I have over 9000 followers on YouTube, you can't possibly understand how important I am."
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I just want one of those shiny display katanas to wave around my poorly furnished extended stay hotel room because I heard that's the best way to get all the bitches to kneel to you.
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There's something to be said for never losing your inner child. I like his videos where he's swinging his sword around in his gitch, making wooshing sounds.
Takes me back to Saturday mornings watching cartoons, many, many, many moons ago.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
There's something to be said for never losing your inner child. I like his videos where he's swinging his sword around in his gitch, making wooshing sounds.
Takes me back to Saturday mornings watching cartoons, many, many, many moons ago.
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The only thing missing is a worthy soundtrack, maybe Ameno Sandstorm.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
He took it all the way to the top. He's bitching on Null's wall.
NULL IS NOT ABOVE THE TOS claims 60 year old Genji main
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I honestly thought you must be joking. Then I thought he must be joking. For thread posterity:
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Laylithe said:
There are limited studies that show it, but if you would quit howling like retard and be supportive instead of destructive here, perhaps I get my shit together and my kids grow up to be productive healthy functioning members of society.

Paternal use of cannabis increases risk of SIDS in infants as well. My begging and pleading in the beginning didnt matter, but a joker knows how to twist things, right. I forget I'm playing the loser this time.

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Imagine being you.
Tarl: Abort that baby.
Sam: Yessir, Right away Sir.

Normal human beings: Maybe don't smoke drugs while pregnant?
Sam: puts cigarette out on her belly, drinks a fifth of whiskey. Not my problem.
 
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