🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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GayResearchVlogger said:
I'm better
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Yeah? Based on what evidence? The only thing you do is go around talking about how awesome you supposedly are and how you are winning at life so hard and then any time someone goes "ok prove it" you just throw out some nonsense about why they don't deserve any sort of real actual information. And then you call them a retard for not knowing your precious secrets.

Why the hell would anyone believe a damn thing you say? It's January 20th for crying out loud. You're still here. Your word is garbage. You're demonstrably unreliable.

Also, I am going to tell you the same thing I told Sam over there. Your delusions of grandeur aren't even very grand. The arrogance with which you speak about your life matches that of a person pulling up in a Maserati and is jetsetting around the world for luxurious vacation business meetings or whatever. Everything you've indicated about what you're currently doing, what you aim to do, what has been dug up about you - it's all at best normal middle class person crap. Do you accidentally think everyone here is from Rutland? What exactly do you imagine all the people here who have had a career and a family for decades are doing when you try to dunk on them by throwing your hypothetical upcoming mid IT job in their face?

Also, it's been ten years. I get that it's Tard but come on. Either do your scandalous tell-all and get it out of your system or just move on. Hanging around trying to poke at your ex a decade after the relationship ended is freaking weak and sad. I'd be embarrassed if I was doing that crap and someone found out.

It is unfathomable to me how the worst people are the ones most convinced of their own radness.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
He's trying to make it a heroic thing that he would rather die than testify in contradiction with Sam, meaning defend himself against her heinous allegations. He views that as betraying her.
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Then you’re going to be there when he is in court to watch the proceedings? My guess is that he will have you drive him and have you wait outside while he PRETENDS to be an heroic martyr when the reality is that he doesn’t have a defense since he’s fucking guilty.

I don’t understand why you’re running cover for him and trying to shift the blame to her when the reality is his own selfish retardation is the reason he is going to court and may get a jail sentence. Tarl is 100% responsible for his predicament. Just as Sam is for hers and you are for yours. He squandered his success and deserves no sympathy or respect.

Even after he destroyed his marriage, he had a shot at recovering and was given a second chance. His channel saw an improvement but he pissed that away too. He squandered everything so he deserves nothing.
Sekhmet666 said:
He thinks that she is the one great love of his life and he doesn't want to betray her by defending himself in court.
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Or he wants you to believe that is what he thinks.
 
We've reached the apogee of argumentum, folks- "no u" has once again reared it's ugly head. Only this time, the bite is significantly less than the last fifteen thousand times. Sarah is just trying to get herself thread banned because she doesn't have the strength to just fucking logoff and go to work.

Changing my vote to "none". She deserves to dwell her long after we've moved to fresher shitpost threads.
 
an_actual_reptilian said:
See what i mean...really dumb one-liners
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The weirder part is it's supposed to be a 'lol u fat' snub, but the McDonalds salads were generally *less healthy* than the burgers. If she spent 3 seconds on trying to logically put the joke together, she could have simply looked that up and realized why it falls flat. Like her CYBER, YouTube, and everything else she doesn't bother to put the bare minimum into.


Guytoucher18 said:
Look, I don't know much about computers other than the one we got at home, my mom put a few games on it and sometimes I play em
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STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!
 
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HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE
IT'S FUCK THIS SHIT O'CLOCK
I had a nosebleed just now compiling this. I love you too, pookie snookumz.


 
Sara Lancaster AKA Kwitchhokee is annoying and adds almost nothing, but people keep interacting with her and I'm not one for banning a user just because she's an unlikable unfuckable hag.

Look, I don't know much about computers other than the one we got at home, my mom put a few games on it and sometimes I play em, but is there a way to make it where she can post and nobody can interact with her posts/she can't reply to anybody. Just black screeching into the void.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
We've reached the apogee of argumentum, folks- "no u" has once again reared it's ugly head. Only this time, the bite is significantly less than the last fifteen thousand times. Sarah is just trying to get herself thread banned because she doesn't have the strength to just fucking logoff and go to work.

Changing my vote to "none". She deserves to dwell her long after we've moved to fresher shitpost threads.
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You could be correct on that.
 
Guytoucher18 said:
Sara Lancaster AKA Kwitchhokee is annoying and adds almost nothing, but people keep interacting with her and I'm not one for banning a user just because she's an unlikable unfuckable hag.

Look, I don't know much about computers other than the one we got at home, my mom put a few games on it and sometimes I play em, but is there a way to make it where she can post and nobody can interact with her posts/she can't reply to anybody. Just black screeching into the void.
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Null is disinclined to ban people these days, so the more likely result is that she will be returned to Spergatory. That way, those who wish to continue to spar with her are free to do so without shitting up this or any other threads. Personally I think it's a waste of time, because it's all been said and done a thousand times, but if people are still enjoying themselves, who am I to tell them "no"?

If you haven't checked out the threads in Spergatory, you definitely should. One of the most interesting things about it is that Null has the option of restricting the inmates' posting privileges tighter and tighter the more they misbehave. Iirc, Slungus22 has to solve a captcha for every post at this point, and yet he still persists. Afaik the only escape is to stop posting.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
He "dumped" me for her, but our relationship remained exactly the same, meaning we would have sex, sleep in the same bed, kiss, be lovey dovey, act as partners do in every way except that he was/is nonmonogamous.
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Yeah he's a manwhore. Listen girl, you need to work on your self esteem like Whitney Houston said, before you end up dead in a bathtub at 48 like Whitney Houston. Tarl is a dipshit and dipshits pick girls with low confidence to use them up. The next one could be worse, he could be a real psycho, like @TheRealist067 :wow: That guy looks like he owns a lot of freezers.

Anyway, ladies and niggers of Kiwi Farms, today with Proposition 69 :tomgirl: the threatened ostracism of one of our beloved Tarli's Angels, we sneed at a crossroad.

The ballot initiative reads Who should be quarantined from this thread?, popularly known as Proposition 69, or Project Lake Hobegone, or the Trail of Tarlots.
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I will cut to the cheese. Ladies and niggers, this is the official StyxHexenhammer666 fan club. If Tarli's Angels are not welcome here, what are we, but a big old sausage fest?

And sausage fests are gay.

I plead with you, my fellow Kiwi-spectrum special individuals, let us not be faggots. Let us find it in our hearts to give a ho a home if she wants to come here and make fun of Tarl. ♥️ Do the right thing, the American thing.
Vote NONE, it's More FUN :hulk:🎈🇺🇸
My dear fellow retards, I also understand that now a vote has been called, we must sacrifice somebody to the corn as is tradition. I humbly submit to you that we should spare the Kiwi lives of our dear Tarlwives and, instead, we must sacrifice @TheRealist067 because everybody hates him and he sucks.
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ADD @TheRealist067 TO THE POLL, HIS GAY BLADE SHALL NOT DEFEAT OUR CORN 🌽 🌽 🌽

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Thank you for your attention to this matter! God bless America! TheRealist067 sucks! 🇺🇸
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Go ahead. This thread is about to be boring as hell after Tarl's inevitable sentencing or suicide.

Plus, this thread is bland without me, even if I'm not a main ingredient, which is why they beg me to comment anytime I'm absent.

My participation is essential.

You probably won't need to do shit corresponding to the poll, because these fuckers are boring as hell and it is intellectually painful, interacting with the participants here, because most of them are simply stupid/ignorant.

Like, I've given up on them.
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Its so painful you keep coming back after saying your leaving every 3 days lmao...dont flatter yourself all 3 of you women could disappear and it would make not one iota of difference

@Null can we have an option for all please
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Silly. You could have just told us that you smoked it to control your hyperemesis gravidarum, or did you forget that you had it?
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I did smoke it for that reason, along with others, but if I lead it with health reasons you don't get any tea nor do you care you will still shame me for smoking pot or having kids or being born because the origins of my birth you believe a sin as well. I'm here to remind you that I do not care about your negative judgements of me, and will continue on in spite of it. After a nap...
 
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