🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Welp, it looks like we got last place for LotY. (I was considering a vote for Bossman but considering that our matey got arrested the day after I told him he needed to do something to get nominated I felt obliged to give my support. Plus the avatar.)

But you know this is like turning in a bad performance at the Olympics or Super Bowl. Your stats may not be good but at least you were a part of the performance at the highest level.
 
If I can survive this shithole, I'll thrive everywhere else.
Lost your kids. Bound forever to the gay pirate you fucked. Can't afford to pay your rent or bills. Uses KF as your WordPress.
We have vastly different opinions on what surviving looks like, girl.
 
Styx got last place in Lolcow of the Year voting. So not only is he irrelevant in political commentary, he's even irrelevant as a Lolcow. Sad, many such cases.

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It's not trolling if the accusations are true. Should I apologize to you for the fact that your life has been a series of exceptionally poor (but hilarious) choices?

Exceptionally good choices in the midst of bad circumstances, yes.

If this were true about any aspect of your life, you wouldn't be part of the tornado of nonsense that we call Tarls "life".

Grateful to your parents,
Grateful to your kids,
Grateful to your teachers,
Grateful to your mentors...


You prove this a lie.

I'm not grateful to, I'm grateful for.
 
Styx got last place in Lolcow of the Year voting. So not only is he irrelevant in political commentary, he's even irrelevant as a Lolcow. Sad, many such cases.

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Lol, even his arrest video couldn't get higher than 9th place out of 11. Sorry @Sekhmet666 , we know you tried. :semperfidelis:
The directing & cinematography was primo, but the subject matter apparently wasn't very compelling to the Academy of Voters.

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Nothing is ever your fault, is it, Sam? It's just the world out to get you.

It's my fault Tarl got arrested.
It's my fault Nikki is upset and insecure.
It's my fault that I am poor;
I will not scam lie or become a whore.

It's my fault my husband hates me,
I would hate me too. I wouldn't want to be married a woman who wants me to do more than I want to do.

It's my fault I bitch and moan,
For I could stay silent,
For I could change my tone,
But my tongue remains violent.
 
It's my fault Tarl got arrested.
It's my fault Nikki is upset and insecure.
It's my fault that I am poor;
I will not scam lie or become a whore.

It's my fault my husband hates me,
I would hate me too. I wouldn't want to be married a woman who wants me to do more than I want to do.

It's my fault I bitch and moan,
For I could stay silent,
For I could change my tone,
But my tongue remains violent.
Technically yes to all of those things.
 
Lol, even his arrest video couldn't get higher than 9th place out of 11. Sorry @Sekhmet666 , we know you tried. :semperfidelis:
The directing & cinematography was primo, but the subject matter apparently wasn't very compelling to the Academy of Voters.

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Well if she would've shut the fuck up and stopped screeching about 'SAM' 😒 it would've been BETTER content. Yt bitch can't stfu for 3 minutes to film a video without screeching bullshit the whole time
 
Why are you guys bothering she's just whoring for attention. She has nothing to say. I put her on my ignore list and as it turns out I missed literally NOTHING. Lmao.
 
Political Motivation: Jesus was seen as a political agitator, a "troublemaker" challenging Roman rule by claiming a kingdom greater than Rome and stirring up the people, making him a threat to Roman order.
'troublemaker' for jesus coming out of google is just a sign that the jews own ALPHA-BET. google's parent company, alpha א‎ - bet ב , the first two hebrew letters, and brin and page are both jews.

Jesus being called a troublemaker is a jewish slander perpetuated by jews through the ages.

In bible - its the jews themselves that are accosting Jesus all the time, the fisherman, prostitutes, followers and disciples were good with the guy, but the jewish 'leaders' / grifters were apoplectic about someone going off script and disrupting their moneylending (while usury was forbidden been between jews, they loved doing dirty business with non-jews)

'He stirs up the people' Luke 23:2, 23:5 (jewish whining to the romans)
'This man is not from God' John 9:16 (for breaking sabbath norms, something jews supposedly care about, pharisees whining again )
'By what authority do you do these things?' Mark 11:27 - 28 (for telling the jews not to do disgusting things in the temple like money lending/usury, and selling 'shares' in sacrifices (doves) and other jewish stunts)
'The chief priests and the scribes heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all the crowd was astonished at his teaching.' Mark 11:15-18 (more jews kvetching about their 'rules' they break all the time)
'Better that one man die than the nation perish' John 11:48-50 (jews more interested in preserving order by the occupiers that they benefit from than to do what is right good old Caiaphas)
'He has a demon and is mad' John 10:20 (jews trying to discredit jesus when he rejects their appeal to authority)
'We have no king but Caesar' John 19:12-15 (jews again establishing a preferred parasite role, better to live and feed off the greater host nation or power than to do the right thing - the jews let a criminal and demanded pilate crucify jesus)

rabbinic jewish talmudic pilpul (post-temple judaism)
In talmudic material Jesus is:
- marginalized
- portrayed as a deceiver or lawbreaker
- said to be boiling in a sea of excrement in sheol
- as ben shapiro called him and his forbears for 2000 years a criminal to the romans and a troublemaker
- a troublemaker, over and over - jews cant tolerate jesus and will come out of hiding even at risk of life and limb to get in pot shots. from the first copies of the talmud to google today, words and language are the weapons most used by the jews to try and suppress any belief in jesus as anything more than human.


He can however, eat pussy like a champ. According to the women who have graced this thread.
Can it really be considered a skill? Its just latching on like a lamprey and comitting to tongue play. If the lady is communicative, like oh yeah, thats it, keep going, a dog can be trained to do it, so I'm not sure it really is that much to brag about. Harkening back to the Roman-buttfucking discussion, the Romans saw men giving cunnilingus and lower than taking it up the ass.
 
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It's my fault Tarl got arrested.
It's my fault Nikki is upset and insecure.
It's my fault that I am poor;
I will not scam lie or become a whore.

It's my fault my husband hates me,
I would hate me too. I wouldn't want to be married a woman who wants me to do more than I want to do.

It's my fault I bitch and moan,
For I could stay silent,
For I could change my tone,
But my tongue remains violent.

We got ourselves a regular Sylvia Plath type confessional poet. Good thing she has no oven!
 
We got ourselves a regular Sylvia Plath type confessional poet. Good thing she has no oven!
This is one of the funniest things I've read on here in a long, long time. And to make reference to Sylvia's oven problem coupled with the fact that she could seen as a glossolalia trauma dumper of sorts.

One could argue Sylvia Plath was better at crafting, and that her raw feelings and emotions are transformed rather than dumped wholesale, lots of metaphors, exaggerations and symbolic language and her use of "I" her writings is a constructed voice.

then again, Sylvia wrote this Daddy piece that follows below - must be an acquired taste. She wasnt all that bad looking, I could see slinging rope in her direction.

Daddy - By Sylvia Plath

You do not do, you do not do
Any more, black shoe
In which I have lived like a foot
For thirty years, poor and white,
Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.

Daddy, I have had to kill you.
You died before I had time - -
Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,
Ghastly statue with one gray toe
Big as a Frisco seal

And a head in the freakish Atlantic
Where it pours bean green over blue
In the waters off beautiful Nauset.
I used to pray to recover you.
Ach, du.

In the German tongue, in the Polish town
Scraped flat by the roller
Of wars, wars, wars.
But the name of the town is common.
My Polack friend

Says there are a dozen or two.
So I never could tell where you
Put your foot, your root,
I never could talk to you.
The tongue stuck in my jaw.

It stuck in a barb wire snare.
Ich, ich, ich, ich,
I could hardly speak.
I thought every German was you.
And the language obscene

An engine, an engine
Chuffing me off like a jew.
A jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen.
I began to talk like a jew.
I think I may well be a jew.

The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna
Are not very pure or true.
With my gipsy ancestress and my weird luck
And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack
I may be a bit of a jew.

I have always been scared of you,
With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
And your neat mustache
And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You - -

Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.

You stand at the blackboard, daddy,
In the picture I have of you,
A cleft in your chin instead of your foot
But no less a devil for that, no not
Any less the black man who

Bit my pretty red heart in two.
I was ten when they buried you.
At twenty I tried to die
And get back, back, back to you.
I thought even the bones would do.

But they pulled me out of the sack,
And they stuck me together with glue.
And then I knew what to do.
I made a model of you,
A man in black with a Meinkampf look

And a love of the rack and the screw.
And I said I do, I do.
So daddy, I’m finally through.
The black telephone’s off at the root,
The voices just can’t worm through.

If I’ve killed one man, I’ve killed two - -
The vampire who said he was you
And drank my blood for a year,
Seven years, if you want to know.
Daddy, you can lie back now.

There’s a stake in your fat black heart
And the villagers never liked you.
They are dancing and stamping on you.
They always knew it was you.
Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I’m through.

Notes: First published in Ariel, 1965

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Lol, even his arrest video couldn't get higher than 9th place out of 11. Sorry @Sekhmet666 , we know you tried. :semperfidelis:
A salute to @Sekhmet666 , the Nikkster, sure it wasnt Cinema Paradiso, but it was a hell of a lot better than Metropolis.
 
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troublemaker' for jesus coming out of google is just a sign that the jews own ALPHA-BET. google's parent company, alpha א‎ - bet ב , the first two hebrew letters, and brin and page are both jews.
You should see what Altman is doing to ChatGPT. It won't even transcribe hymns now, and it refuses to share an entire passage under 5.2. Even with copyrights released, it just flat out refuses.

Where are you in the Christian thread? It's mostly just people throwing shit for Catholics praying to their saints and other low-grade bullshit. I didn't even follow the thread for a week before fucking out of it.

Ironically, your conversation today was far more biblical theology than I had seen on the Babylon Bee in 4 years.
 
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