🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dizzyuntildeath said:
So you're here telling us you killed a fetus because you thought Tarl would poison you to kill it?
And this is the man you want to be with?
lol
lmfao
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Not only that, but she went back for a second helping. Dated Tarl, got pregnant, got offered the special abortion tea, had a much safer abortion, got dumped for Liz, dumped her own husband, and took back Tarl after both of their marriages were over. Let that sink in.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Just use a fake name, pay cash, and rent a car. All of the BPD pussy you could possibly want as long as you ensure she doesn't take a picture and put you on NextDoor as a scrub father.. because you know she's poking holes in any condoms you didn't bring.
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Also, free olive garden. Think about it @Laylithe you just have to play your cards right and gimp faced retards will just run out of time.

Unlimited soup, salad, breadsticks.
 
Canoodler said:
I can't tell who's dumber, Tarl for thinking he can make such a concoction, or this dumb bitch for trusting him enough to do it.
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Tarl, because she was smart enough to go to Planned Parenthood instead of bleeding out on the dirt floor of Castle Warwick. Not smart enough to reject him once he came slinking back from Amsterdam though.
 
Calm down, Sam.
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Did you guys not have "for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse" in your wedding vows? Of course not, you probably wrote your own vows, complete with meaningless pop culture references and stupid dating anecdotes.

2 1/2 months is not a very long stint of unemployment, you know. It's harsh that it happened while you were pregnant, but life isn't fair, and nobody promised you it would be.

If you'd handled it properly, with respect and support, it would have made you stronger as a couple. I'm sure you reminded him of his failures daily, at the top of your lungs, as you left for work. Did it ever occur to you that he was suffering too, unhappy with losing his job, and already feeling like a failure as a husband and a father, before you ripped him up one side and down the other? Of course not. Whichever man you're with at the time something bad happens becomes He Who Must Be Blamed, because nothing is ever your fault.
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Because everything is my fault; I deserve to be homeless and dead. Ill just kill myself so my kids can be raised by a psychopath for a father and some random fucking woman who has no business being around MY fucking kids.
 
Laylithe said:
Because everything is my fault; I deserve to be homeless and dead. Ill just kill myself so my kids can be raised by a psychopath for a father and some random fucking woman who has no business being around MY fucking kids.
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Laylithe said:
Because everything is my fault; I deserve to be homeless and dead. Ill just kill myself so my kids can be raised by a psychopath for a father and some random fucking woman who has no business being around MY fucking kids.
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What's your address so we can send you some attention? Pretty sure there's a fiverr worker somewhere nearby.

Oh hell, Steve did a 1943 MRE review. Fuck this.

 
Laylithe said:
Because everything is my fault; I deserve to be homeless and dead. Ill just kill myself so my kids can be raised by a psychopath for a father and some random fucking woman who has no business being around MY fucking kids.
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Had you chosen better mates you would not even be in the mess you're in.

Having kids with psychos, hooking up with Tarl, a dude that believes a demon owl is protecting him.

You sure can pick em.

It's not too late, of course. There's plenty of nice guy simp dudes out there that would support you, and your kids, sadly.

However, here you are still chasing after nut bags like Tarl.

Kind of difficult to feel sorry for you, when your entire crap situation is of your own doing.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
What's your address so we can send you some attention? Pretty sure there's a fiverr worker somewhere nearby.

Oh hell, Steve did a 1943 MRE review. Fuck this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2FPsRRdWH4g
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Let's put this out on a tray.

@Laylithe Your womb is literally haunted, this, in part, is why you're disturbed. The spirit of your unborn child will haunt you (and the father) for rejecting it. Also lmao for dropping out of school for some dude in the ass-crack of Vermont, what the fuck.
 
Laylithe said:
Because everything is my fault; I deserve to be homeless and dead. Ill just kill myself so my kids can be raised by a psychopath for a father and some random fucking woman who has no business being around MY fucking kids.
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This all-or-nothing, black-and-white thinking is what makes everyone thing you're a nut muffin. Whether or not Dylan is a "psychopath" remains up for debate. Nobody here thinks he's perfect; after all, he married YOU, which was clearly a big mistake. He's responsible for the terrible way his life turned out because of it. HOWEVER, he's clearly taken responsibility for his kids and is trying to move forward with his life.

As for that "random fucking woman", the best way to keep random fucking women out of your kids' lives is to not fuck up your marriage to their father. She has every right to be there as long as Dylan wants her there. YOU exposed the kids to Tarl Fucking Warwick, of all people, so you've got no room to bitch. If Tarl had actually purposefully attempted to drown your kid, it would be partially YOUR fault, for introducing him to your kids in the first place.
 
Laylithe said:
It was either do it through planned parenthood or wait around to miscarry due to being poisoned because Tarl didn't want us to have kids together, understandably so.
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Wait, WHAT? I refuse to believe you made a sensible decision here. Did you suffer a head injury beforehand? Sudden personality changes are possible with brain damage. Too bad it wasn't a chronic condition.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
As for that "random fucking woman", the best way to keep random fucking women out of your kids' lives is to not fuck up your marriage to their father. She has every right to be there as long as Dylan wants her there. YOU exposed the kids to Tarl Fucking Warwick
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Friendly reminder that Sam said Tarl may have had an inappropriate relationship with his 'niece', and she still let him near her children.
 
Laylithe said:
Because everything is my fault; I deserve to be homeless and dead. Ill just kill myself so my kids can be raised by a psychopath for a father and some random fucking woman who has no business being around MY fucking kids.
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Please be careful with that catastrophizing. From the way some of these guys talk they are probably mandated reporters who will be forced to make a call despite your history of being hyperbolic and dramatic.
 
The correct response to a suicide baiter IN A PERSONAL SITUATION is "Well, why don't you?" and then a call to the respective mental health services.

Note to farmers: DO NOT DO THIS TO SUBJECTS. Null has been very clear on this. Never signpost that you are calling the cops or concern troll, just make the call.

Laylithe, I do think your kids would be better off without your influence on them, and Food Stamps are never something to feel shame over. I've known people who work their ass off and still use food stamps because life is a hellscape, and every little bit helps.

Even if we bought your premise that none of this is your fault, you still ended up where you are from your own choices. Choosing not to choose is still a choice.

You choose not to work.
You choose to demand SOMEONE ELSE pay your bills
You choose to resent your children and weaponize custody
You choose not to take your kids to the doctor your damn self because that would cost money

Good luck with your etsy shop, you'll need it.
 
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