🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Yes I fucked a camwhore. I wouldn't recommend it, all the dildo-ing really loosens that shit up so unless your cock is about as wide as a beer can I doubt you'll feel much.

She still needs to get a fund going so she can get her kid the gifts she never did for him for a decade. We can crowdfund her a hoverball since she is too busy spending money on other things.
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I felt bad that you were planning to kill yourself on livestream if your life went haywire over a decade ago, but these days not so much.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You're a retarded former camwhore.
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Nigger, post pics! I think it wouldn't even fall under revenge porn if that was her former occupation. Denying me to look at former cam girl pussy on KF is a violation of my civil rights!
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
This individual is not protective but brags about making batches of hard drugs
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Classic dutch pastime, don't be racist. Bikers and meth is like peanut butter and jelly.
 
Was this directed at the farms?@Styxhexenhammer666

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Also, why are your knees so banged up? Can’t blame it on gardening. It’s winter. Is the rest of your body also covered in bruises? Gotta give up the sauce, my dude.

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
What exactly do you believe I am attempting to avoid, an imprisonment I will not permit to happen or a guilty verdict which will never get the chance to be rendered?
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You definitely need to avoid going to prison if you insist on talking in that put-on, faux-eloquent way, i guarantee you that shit won't fly with the boys down at the Big House. Really should've thought about that before laying hands on a woman. Even a fortnight in your local jail would be pushing it.
Ghostface Killah said:
Hopefully the former.

The best part is that he thinks the prosecution can't understand how to use the Internet and thinks they're probably not already monitoring this thread.
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He will be as surprised as Fatty Hamlinson was when he sees caps of his posts in official court documents, will never not be funny to me that people think lawyers don't use the internet.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
This individual is not protective but brags about making batches of hard drugs. If I find him near my child, he will be killed.
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You won’t do shit, you bruised up little monkey. You’ll continue circling the drain until you finally drink yourself to death. You daughter will only know OF you. You’re her “biological father”, but you’re not her Dad. Elizabeth will remarry and have a
family with a more stable man and your daughter will be “the kid from a previous marriage.” Sad.
 
Ghostface Killah said:
The best part is that he thinks the prosecution can't understand how to use the Internet and thinks they're probably not already monitoring this thread
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I know at least a couple users have claimed vaguely to have been prosecutors, who have had lolcow cases, that are now members of this fine fruit appreciation forum.
The Feline Solution 2 said:
He will be as surprised as Fatty Hamlinson was when he sees caps of his posts in official court documents, will never not be funny to me that people think lawyers don't use the internet.
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There is so much lore there, I really need to bite the bullet and spend some time going down that thread.
 
Darkrider said:
Does that plank even have an ass?
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I'm trying to find out ovah here! :story:
Leylon Sneed said:
There is so much lore there, I really need to bite the bullet and spend some time going down that thread
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Good luck. He was the reason i joined KF with my first account and even back then there were already literal decades of lore. Used to follow the thread and post religiously in it for years but only check the highlights these days because the content just kept piling on and on and it got too much of an effort to keep up. Still my all-time #1 cow.
 
So... Styx was arrested for refusing to stop contact with Sam/Laylithe, right?
And he's STILL on here contacting her on a PUBLIC forum? Am I getting this right?
 
Leylon Sneed said:
I know at least a couple users have claimed vaguely to have been prosecutors, who have had lolcow cases, that are now members of this fine fruit appreciation forum.

There is so much lore there, I really need to bite the bullet and spend some time going down that thread.
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Well duh, It's a relatively high-profile case.

What should you expect?
 
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