🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Ghostface Killah said:
Sounds like you have a choice in women that can't take care of their cunt. I'm pretty sure she'll get funds for her to-be gifts for her little fuck trophies once you're again, getting your booty plundered in jail and all of your shit taken/sold while, yet again, you get your booty plundered in jail.

I think you need crowdfunding more, however for an attorney in your fruitless endeavors in trying to avoid the inevitable.

Should we get that going for you?
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What exactly do you believe I am attempting to avoid, an imprisonment I will not permit to happen or a guilty verdict which will never get the chance to be rendered?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I wouldn't recommend it, all the dildo-ing really loosens that shit up so unless your cock is about as wide as a beer can I doubt you'll feel much.
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vaginas are 'plastic' in nature and recover from things that dont literally tear flesh and muscle quite well .. kegels and pelvic floor exercises and building strength 'down there' can do wonders with yoga chicks often getting tighter than they were before their first time..
the mrs. here has produced four children and thats a bit bigger than a beer can and things seemed to snap back into place
the whole hot dog down the hallway thing .. i think is just people trying to be mean, like women ripping into dick size, just the other way around. my guess is sara lancasters cooch is probably within the normal bell curve. you might be confusing your semi erected whiskey dick with a stretched out vaginal canal
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
What exactly do you believe I am attempting to avoid, an imprisonment I will not permit to happen or a guilty verdict which will never get the chance to be rendered?
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Oh dude you're going in on aggravated factors with priors lmao

You could try to kill the judge though, I hear they're not bulletproof.

Leylon Sneed said:
He has a flail, but can't legally have a gun.
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Laws aren't a thing to him so he should definitely get another gun.
 
mickrussom said:
vaginas are 'plastic' in nature and recover from things that dont literally tear flesh and muscle quite well .. kegels and pelvic floor exercises and building strength 'down there' can do wonders with yoga chicks often getting tighter than they were before their first time..
the mrs. here has produced four children and thats a bit bigger than a beer can and things seemed to snap back into place
the whole hot dog down the hallway thing .. i think is just people trying to be mean, like women ripping into dick size, just the other way around. my guess is sara lancasters cooch is probably within the normal bell curve. you might be confusing your semi erected whiskey dick with a stretched out vaginal canal
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Vaginas are plastic unless you fuck them with a dildo ten times a day.

Ghostface Killah said:
Oh dude you're going in on aggravated factors with priors lmao

You could try to kill the judge though, I hear they're not bulletproof.
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Why the hell would I attack the judge lol.
 
AnOminous said:
How did you get those ching chong chink eyes without the chink + bonus to IQ?
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Awwwwwr baizuo here no understand tea. Tea make for good health. Drink ten glasses every day, make Chang a wise man. Wong dong a chingy chong, whung dung hoi. We have in China great culture, use fish much times, yes, my fwend, we eat fish much, make brain grow. A hoiiii bok choi whung dung jingy wang wang.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Awwwwwr baizuo here no understand tea. Tea make for good health. Drink ten glasses every day, make Chang a wise man. Wong dong a chingy chong, whung dung hoi. We have in China great culture, use fish much times, yes, my fwend, we eat fish much, make brain grow. A hoiiii bok choi whung dung jingy wang wang.
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mickrussom said:
nothing says 'global underworld kingpin' like a guy yelling into the void from rutland with a boxed wine glass in hand and a youtube account
the feared rutland to netherlands assassination pipeline. interpol is shaking. alert the internet!
tarl's got operatives on speed dial but can he issue his warrants of death with slurred speech and chopped texts?
apparently he believes crime works like uber beats .. threaten obscurely in videos and random threads from 3500 miles away and execution arrives within the hour
nothing screams 'serious protector' like a drunk man 3500 miles away threatening strangers at 1 am instead of getting his life together
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The best part is that he can't even fondle the gun "threateningly" like he did when he first came back from the Netherlands. Doing that on a video would surely be a probation violation and one-way ticket straight back to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200 Tard-bucks.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
This individual is not protective but brags about making batches of hard drugs. If I find him near my child, he will be killed.
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I thought you were a Libertarian who wanted to legalize all that shit. By your standards is he even a criminal? You romanticize Ruffians and Brigands and from what little we know about this guy it sounds like he's one whose got some sense of chivalry if he's going after you for shit you did to your ex.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Awwwwwr baizuo here no understand tea. Tea make for good health. Drink ten glasses every day, make Chang a wise man. Wong dong a chingy chong, whung dung hoi. We have in China great culture, use fish much times, yes, my fwend, we eat fish much, make brain grow. A hoiiii bok choi whung dung jingy wang wang.
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You are spitting facts go off king 👑
 
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