🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[GayResearchVlogger]

His ancient GoodReads account, as pointed out by Rational Wiki shows that his deadname powerword is Tyrell Warner.

Tyrell Warner is not his real name. That is just an alias.
Tarl's father told me how his failed human of a son got his name.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Tyrell Warner is not his real name. That is just an alias.
Tarl's father told me how his failed human of a son got his name.

I'd cheat on you and dump you too if you always had this habit of trying to be mysterious but just comes off as annoying.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Tyrell Warner is not his real name. That is just an alias.
Tarl's father told me how his failed human of a son got his name.

I almost got my hopes up, Tyrell is a True and Honest nigger name.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

It's something that he's claimed, but he's also said that she scrubbed it from the Internet, making it very much a "he-said/she-said" kind of situation. It could have happened, but Tarl's a domestic abuser and Sara's apparently his most-despised ex, so it could be utter bullshit.

In the words of self admitted child absconder @Styxhexenhammer666: "I cannot prove that"

Bah, disappointing. Feel free to post videos or pics to clear this up once and for all, @GayResearchVlogger , no pressure.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Tyrell Warner is not his real name. That is just an alias.
Tarl's father told me how his failed human of a son got his name.

Is it Trevor Woodcock?

 

[Darkrider]

It's almost as if this thread is his hell, and satan is a big drooling mutt.

Yep and even though we can leave at anytime he's stuck here forever.

 

[PsyopDuck]

Yep and even though we can leave at anytime he's stuck here forever.

We just need to keep him here long enough for Null to finish preparing the crystal.

 

[mickrussom]

We just need to keep him here long enough for Null to finish preparing the crystal.

the crystal is either meth or its cracked

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

"I've got a job and I'm ready to be a father."

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I'd add a bow tie. It's funny because if he took care of himself and dressed nicely, he wouldn't be an ugly motherfucker. He intentionally makes himself look like an elderly motherfucker by dressing like a gay homosexual pirate from some B movie.
Maybe you should go be a father and stop wasting away drinking yourself to death. You will regret not being president in your daughter's life.

 

[mickrussom]

You will regret not being president in your daughter's life.

white nigger tarl thinks one can purchase the admiration of his daughter
when the only thing she wants and needs is simply for him to be present

children just want their parents to be present not perfect

children will remember who showed up more than who bought the coolest toys

be there for your children its the greatest gift you can give

@Styxhexenhammer666

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

We just need to keep him here long enough for Null to finish preparing the crystal.

Why would I want to leave? This is entertaining.

Tyrell Warner is not his real name. That is just an alias.
Tarl's father told me how his failed human of a son got his name.

Wow you know I got my name from the Gor novels. I haven't told people this about five times. Revelation-level tier.

 

[AnOminous]

Tyrell Warner is not his real name. That is just an alias.
Tarl's father told me how his failed human of a son got his name.

Can you even make injira bread you dumb cunt? Because that's the only thing Ethiopians are worth.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Can you even make injira bread you dumb cunt? Because that's the only thing Ethiopians are worth.

Yes, and I can even make Brotchen.

 

[Darkrider]

Why would I want to leave? This is entertaining.

Wow you know I got my name from the Gor novels. I haven't told people this about five times. Revelation-level tier.

I thought you combined the band Styx, the game Hexen, and Warhammer together and threw in 666

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Yes, and I can even make Brotchen.

So you can make rolls. Shit my mom taught me how to make bread when I was 3, I haven't made bread in a while (other than cornbread, that shit is dank with beans and ham hocks). My uncle taught me how to grill, aunt taught me how to fix eggs, Grandma tried to teach me her spaghetti recipe, but I was young when she passed. . .

Do you have an electric range?

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, and I can even make Brotchen.

Maybe you aren't so worthless after all. Still, why would you let a retard like Tard Wartdick come inside you? That dude is retarded beyond belief. What attracted you to a tard like that?

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Yes, and I can even make Brotchen.

I will cut you if you don't write it with an ö next time.

Maybe you aren't so worthless after all. Still, why would you let a retard like Tard Wartdick come inside you? That dude is retarded beyond belief. What attracted you to a tard like that?

Asking the real questions.

I thought you combined the band Styx, the game Hexen, and Warhammer together and threw in 666

Nah, Hexenhammer (Witch's Hammer) or Malleus Maleficarum is an old, german anti-witchcraft treatise. Why someone who worships gay owl demons would use it as part of his handle or pair it with 666 is beyond me.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Maybe you aren't so worthless after all. Still, why would you let a retard like Tard Wartdick come inside you? That dude is retarded beyond belief. What attracted you to a tard like that?

Low confidence at the time.

He was a little less disheveled a decade ago and had no apparent history of slapping bitches around yet.
Alcohol fucked him over almost harder than smallpox did to the uncontacted tribes.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Low confidence at the time.

I hope you got some self-respect since then. Did you go out with him on the streets while he was wearing his pirate outfit? Did people point and laugh behind his back?

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

I hope you got some self-respect since then. Did you go out with him on the streets while he was wearing his pirate outfit? Did people point and laugh behind his back?

The whole retarded pirate thing is a somewhat recent LARP, almost to mock his own bad image, in attempt to control the narrative.