🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
>spends a good bit of time and money studying cybersecurity
>spills her spaghetti all over Kiwi Farms
>first search result under "Sara Lancaster" is her flipping out over a gay owl guy ex boyfriend for 100 pages
>all her classmates read the thread
>never gets a job in cybersecurity due to tainted Kiwi Farms post history
>"How did this happen? Tarl must have cursed me (it's never MY fault)"

Jackie Singh level thinking here, guys.

At least someone enjoys them.
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You obviously don't know how cyber works!
All sorts of characters are involved.

Nobody gives too many shits, as long as you're able to perform the responsibilities.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
>spends a good bit of time and money studying cybersecurity
>spills her spaghetti all over Kiwi Farms
>first search result under "Sara Lancaster" is her flipping out over a gay owl guy ex boyfriend for 100 pages
>all her classmates read the thread
>never gets a job in cybersecurity due to tainted Kiwi Farms post history
>"How did this happen? Tarl must have cursed me (it's never MY fault)"

Jackie Singh level thinking here, guys.

At least someone enjoys them.
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I will say this and then go back to ignoring you.

I currently work for... an information hub and there is nothing private here as is.
An AI navigator as some say...

Not speaking out against Tarl would have been worse in the long run.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
I will say this and then go back to ignoring you.

I currently work for... an information hub and there is nothing private here as is.
An AI navigator as some say...

Not speaking out against Tarl would have been worse in the long run.
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How do you have time to spend your days here, study an advanced uni degree, work for... AI, whatever that means?
Why do you think you're the savior who's gonna defeat him? There are lots of people speaking out against him already, you're out of the picture for so long, it's really strange that you're so prevalent here unless there's something else going on
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
I don't have a favorite yet. This will be something to think about later on.

Right now, I am just a sponge.
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I suppose being a sponge in your first two years of studying in the field make sense. I didn't do that and decided to power through as much as I can. I know enough now but I need to keep going back to my annotations on methodology sometimes.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
More than half of the people here believe in some faggot in the sky they have never seen
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I take offense to that sir. I worship Stolas too. He just came over last night, we smoked a blunt, and I showed him your thread. He laughed. Called you a faggot and as he flew away. Tootsie Roll Pops fell out of his ass.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Sadly you can't be the actual Andrealphus as he is currently in Hell, incarcerated in a zoo cage filled with radishes (which he irrationally hates) and cries himself to sleep after each time he is force fed radishes. You should see Vassago pelt him with radishes and laugh sometime, it's fucking hilarious. We put him in there before I left for this turd world as a joke. Stolas was indeed in on it. We all troll each other constantly.
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No one cares about your gay fan fiction. Save that shit for your diaries.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
It would be difficult for you to punch me in the face, I assure you. Do you deny that Jeremy paid my bond willingly? I was already incarcerated so how the Hell could I beg him for money?
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1) Now that Jeremy has declared war against us here at the farms. Are you two going to team up to kill us all? His money and your magic, you might be able to give one of us a cold.
2) In seriousness, Why Stolas? If you are into piss and shit. Why not Beelzebub? I think you match better with a shit spraying fly.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Andrealphus is indeed a fag. Like, he only likes males. Of course this becomes difficult at times since Hell is full of far more sentient species than just humans. Once, I roared with delight as he got tentacled by what you would vaguely describe as a blue octo-person, and got injected on both sides at once. He seemed to enjoy it.
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Would any of the harem members like to tell us what drugs Tarl’s been taking? Alcohol doesn’t make you talk like a fag like this.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Considering I began my foray into this topic around 2004 or so, I'd say yes. I do think Vivziepop might have occult knowledge as a result of the relatively memetic understanding she shows of the topic. Sure, creative liberty is taken, but it's a bit beyond coincidence, what I see.

Also the series is hilarious while also being sometimes thought provoking.
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like your first wife you have a soft spot for retard insane smelly fat beaners

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GayResearchVlogger said:
We ain't on a shelf.

You elf on a shelf ass nigga.
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Fuck you for actually being funny.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Magic is actually real. More than half of the people here believe in some faggot in the sky they have never seen so for them to judge me about my understanding is fairly funny.
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So when you fish through the garbage for the used tampon, is there an appropriate temperature setting in the fridge or did you just toss it somewhere in the horde for safekeeping?
 
SaDoomp said:
Worst part is that she's wrong and she only started saying that after people were already piling on me so she wasn't even being original. The vagueness, once again, is telling!
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Oh ok, what team are you on? #Samdidnothingwrong or #Samabusesherkids since you deepthroated every inch of her dick
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Oh ok, what team are you on? #Samdidnothingwrong or #Samabusesherkids since you deepthroated every inch of her dick
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Neither, I don't know her, I keep telling I don't know any of these people. Not nothing wrong, she clearly has severe problems. Just don't know if a mother who would abuse her kids can get custody of them, even if it's shared. Not an expert in cases like that so...
 
SaDoomp said:
Neither, I don't know her, I keep telling I don't know any of these people. Not nothing wrong, she clearly has severe problems. Just don't know if a mother who would abuse her kids can get custody of them, even if it's shared. Not an expert in cases like that so...
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Just insult Tarl then. That's the safer gamble with bigger returns on investment.
 
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