🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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To a degree I feel bad for his dad. I know the father shouldn't bare the sins of the son (and vice versa), but come on, he knows how his son is with women, and you're letting them stay in your home?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree of stupidity I guess.
Fuck that. His dad is one of the biggest reasons tardl is the way he is. Enabling that fucking reprobate for 37 fucking years straight is inexcusable. I can swear and call people "fucking cunts" too, it's nothing special. That whole family and everyone associated with them is totally, and utterly fucking useless.
 
Does anyone else find it weird that Styx put a gun to his head when it was implied he was a nonce?

Me thinks the pirate doth protest too much.
 
"Love my Way", "Leave in Silence", "Sweet Bird of Truth" and others.
Drunkenly slurring shitty 80s songs in a fucking suicide-watch holding cell through tears after being told to shut the fuck up repeatedly does not make you "cool". The more you try to brush it off as "Lol, it was like, no big deal bro, it was totally like sort of fun and shit" the more we know how traumatic it really was. You couldn't hold a job as a night janitor for more than a couple days because of "muh anxiety", so you're blowing smoke up everyone's ass, including your own, with these fake stories that a 12 year old would tell his friends about going to the principal's office. What a petulant fucking child. Switch to everclear and speed this motherfucking process up so we don't have to listen to your faggy ass copes anymore.
 
Drunkenly slurring shitty 80s songs in a fucking suicide-watch holding cell through tears after being told to shut the fuck up repeatedly does not make you "cool". The more you try to brush it off as "Lol, it was like, no big deal bro, it was totally like sort of fun and shit" the more we know how traumatic it really was. You couldn't hold a job as a night janitor for more than a couple days because of "muh anxiety", so you're blowing smoke up everyone's ass, including your own, with these fake stories that a 12 year old would tell his friends about going to the principal's office. What a petulant fucking child. Switch to everclear and speed this motherfucking process up so we don't have to listen to your faggy ass copes anymore.
You're the only faggy one here. I entertained myself to the best of my abilities. You have to do this in a holding block to not go insane.

This was not traumatic so much as boring. The dude watching the cell was quite nice and thought my meat popsicle reference from Fifth Element was hilarious.
 
You're the only faggy one here. I entertained myself to the best of my abilities. You have to do this in a holding block to not go insane.

This was not traumatic so much as boring. The dude watching the cell was quite nice and thought my meat popsicle reference from Fifth Element was hilarious.
He thought your meat popsicle reference was you coming onto him, which to him was confirmation of first impressions: if it looks like a fag, dresses like a fag and talks like a fag....
 
You're the only faggy one here. I entertained myself to the best of my abilities. You have to do this in a holding block to not go insane.

This was not traumatic so much as boring. The dude watching the cell was quite nice and thought my meat popsicle reference from Fifth Element was hilarious.
Keep lying to yourself and everyone else. A true alcoholic literally can NOT be honest to anyone, especially themselves. Bottoms up, you fucking loser.
 
You're the only faggy one here. I entertained myself to the best of my abilities. You have to do this in a holding block to not go insane.

This was not traumatic so much as boring. The dude watching the cell was quite nice and thought my meat popsicle reference from Fifth Element was hilarious.
Yeah, it's totally cool and badass to get hauled to jail in front of your family and have that posted online, right? You seem to have racked up lots of experience there by now, this is not something you should be proud of, just stop drinking alcohol, go to some AA meeting, you are a clear drunk in denial...
 
Fuck that. His dad is one of the biggest reasons tardl is the way he is. Enabling that fucking reprobate for 37 fucking years straight is inexcusable. I can swear and call people "fucking cunts" too, it's nothing special. That whole family and everyone associated with them is totally, and utterly fucking useless.
His dad named him Tarl, which is half of what his fucking problem is. The retard never stood a chance with a name like that.
 
Yeah, it's totally cool and badass to get hauled to jail in front of your family and have that posted online, right? You seem to have racked up lots of experience there by now, this is not something you should be proud of, just stop drinking alcohol, go to some AA meeting, you are a clear drunk in denial...
 
Nobody thinks you're a cool outlaw musician because you hit "generate" on an AI music website:
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