🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Always funny to see this kind of shit breach containment. A buddy of mine texted me because he saw Styx walking out of the courthouse, probably saw someone retweet Josh's Xeet about it and thought "huh, maybe he can give me the rundown". He's chudly but not really into the lolcow shit, and he just assumed he was another Vermont tweaker getting let off
You always remember this as the day you almost caught the Great styx

He might be the worst pirate we have ever heard of but we have heard of him
 
This thread is surreal. I can't even believe it. We have this scrawny little dude in a gay tricorner leather hat. Is there anything gayer than a leather hat? And yet he has bitches dangling off his nutsack like barnacles, completely unable to get over him.

He must have SOME kind of magick, although "attract crazy bitches" is not a magick I'd want to have.

I guess I'm on the Cobes train on this one. I'd rather beat off to women then beat women.
I have a leather baseball cap made by Stetson. I hope that doesn't fit in the gay leather hat category cuz it's pretty sweet.
 
He should have used a halberd or a battle-axe, both among the best polearms of all time. But no, he was a complete fag, he used a flail instead, like a total fucking retard.
If Styx was such a powerful warlock, he could have summoned a cannon to blow the shit out of that door and claim his woman.
 
I watched a bit of Styx's stream from yesterday, and I don't understand why he's sharing information about his court case and arrest with everyone, unprompted as far as I can tell. Does he think KF members make up most of his audience, or is he just trying some persecution grift?

Really weird whatever he's doing. If it wasn't so close to the year's end, I think he'd be in contention for lolcow of the year.
 
Chat, is it "conservative" to abandon your wife and child on another continent so that you can sample Vermont's finest BPD whores?
It's nigger behavior, let's be honest about it; it's on-par with what Ethan Ralph is doing.
Actually, is Styx even paying child support?
 
Anyone know what kind of firearm Tarl discharged? It's gotta be a black powder blunderbuss.
Maybe something like this? Lol, pretty soon we'll be seeing similar stories out of Vermont.
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It's nigger behavior, let's be honest about it; it's on-par with what Ethan Ralph is doing.
Actually, is Styx even paying child support?
He claims that he does pay child support, but who knows for sure.

Totally agree that his behavior is niggerly. No wonder why him and Ethan Ralph get along so well. Two peas in a pod.
 
Ok... I was out for a bit of the loop, catching up now, ARRESTED AGAIN?

Dude! Just stay single at this point! or get a boyfriend instead!

He claims that he does pay child support, but who knows for sure.

Totally agree that his behavior is niggerly. No wonder why him and Ethan Ralph get along so well. Two peas in a pod.
Haha, Tarl and Ethan on "The Niggering Show"
 
If Styx was such a powerful warlock, he could have summoned a cannon to blow the shit out of that door and claim his woman.
Hey man. Hes using chaos magic he summoned a storm to blow open the door but due to the nature of chaos magic he made some old women fall down down from a stiff breeze in a few states over. You just doubt the power of chaos magic, sometimes you roll a nat 20, others well…
 
I watched a bit of Styx's stream from yesterday, and I don't understand why he's sharing information about his court case and arrest with everyone, unprompted as far as I can tell. Does he think KF members make up most of his audience, or is he just trying some persecution grift?

Really weird whatever he's doing. If it wasn't so close to the year's end, I think he'd be in contention for lolcow of the year.
Damage control. That video was not supposed to go public and now he knows he'll be explaining it for the rest of his life. Almost a decade of work and now this is how he will forever be known:

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EDIT: You can tell he knows it in this photo taken shortly after:

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I watched a bit of Styx's stream from yesterday, and I don't understand why he's sharing information about his court case and arrest with everyone, unprompted as far as I can tell. Does he think KF members make up most of his audience, or is he just trying some persecution grift?

Really weird whatever he's doing. If it wasn't so close to the year's end, I think he'd be in contention for lolcow of the year.
He's just doing budgeting. Mailchimp tried to sting him with thousands of dollars a year for keeping all his BPD wrenches updated with his life, so he told them to frick off and now uses a combination of k-farms and YouTube video updates for the same thing.

You might laugh but internal metrics are showing significant gains on quarter-on-quarter wench retention rates, so his madness is working.
 
Damage control. That video was not supposed to go public and now he knows he'll be explaining it for the rest of his life. Almost a decade of work and now this is how he will forever be known:

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EDIT: You can tell he knows it in this photo taken shortly after:

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Hopefully he presses charges because she [likely] didn't have permission to access his device and upload private messages between Tarl and "Smoochje Sam", a heinous criminal activity. I LOVE being defamed online (said no one ever).
 
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Damage control. That video was not supposed to go public and now he knows he'll be explaining it for the rest of his life. Almost a decade of work and now this is how he will forever be known:

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EDIT: You can tell he knows it in this photo taken shortly after:

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Tarl claims to be Republican yet he looks like a damned hippie. How such madness is possible I have no idea.
 
Hopefully he presses charges because she didn't have permission to access his device and upload private messages between Tarl and "Smoochje Sam", a heinous criminal activity. I LOVE being defamed online (said no one ever).
Why are you going after @Sekhmet666 and defending Tarl? Especially after having Tarl locked up TWICE! Is incarceration your love language?
 
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