🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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SaidNoOneEver said:
Styx was one of the few people who loudly predicted Trump was going to win in 2016 and it gave him overnight fame. All he had to do was put on a fucking shirt and shave and he could've parlayed that into a millionaire punditry gig like Nate Silver for people who were told there would be no math.

If he would've just taken a bath and put on a (clean) shirt he could've had his pick of nice Dutch wives. Nope, basic hygiene is a bridge too far for Tarl.
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That would've required him to have more than a surface-level boilerplate understanding of politics.
 
I have created 5 crop circles, cast level 50 intimidating shout, and commanded mother to make Styx appear.
 
AnOminous said:
This thread is surreal. I can't even believe it. We have this scrawny little dude in a gay tricorner leather hat. Is there anything gayer than a leather hat? And yet he has bitches dangling off his nutsack like barnacles, completely unable to get over him.

He must have SOME kind of magick, although "attract crazy bitches" is not a magick I'd want to have.

I guess I'm on the Cobes train on this one. I'd rather beat off to women then beat women.
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Semantics I know, but have you seen the quality of his bitches? Slaying puss that will never say no isn't really a brag.
 
I'm casting dweomers and cantrips and sheeeeeit to make his butthole itch and make him look slightly more gay. What spells are you casting?
 
AnOminous said:
I'm casting dweomers and cantrips and sheeeeeit to make his butthole itch and make him look slightly more gay. What spells are you casting?
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Careful, he might spellcast his way over to Fallout 4 and sic his pack of radroaches on you, and if that doesn't work, he's got plenty of ammunition in his house to load in his junkjet.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm casting dweomers and cantrips and sheeeeeit to make his butthole itch and make him look slightly more gay. What spells are you casting?
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I'm casting Dominate Mind, I make him take his phone and text all recent and relevant exes to say "I have decided that you are the one truly worthy of my gay pirate love, come directly to my home, the others are here and are attempting to convince me to forsake you, do not let this happen".
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Careful, he might spellcast his way over to Fallout 4 and sic his pack of radroaches on you, and if that doesn't work, he's got plenty of ammunition in his house to load in his junkjet.
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Styx looks like this bred with an adult Gretchen.
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I bet Hancock smells better than Stynx too.
 
You know what confounds me the most about this whole thing?

It's not the pirate costume.
It's not the record breaking amount of BPD nightmare puss Tarl has attracted.
It's not his decision to go in his own thread and rile them up.
It's not that he worships a gay owl demon and thinks his dumb magic does anything (I'm immune thanks to my silver Chris Chan coin).
It's not even that Tarl could take one look at his sad, worried and disappointed father in that video and probably feel nothing.

@Styxhexenhammer666 how the fuck did you think a flail, of all things, is the right tool to break down a door? It's a spiked ball on a chain. It's going to give way after the first impact, you can't leverage your force behind it. I suppose you could try to thwak the door knob with it but you'd probably just miss it a bunch and injure your arm in the process. What was your thought process with that? Please explain this to me.

Mister smug genius youtuber that talks conspiracy can't even attempt to bash open a door correctly. What a retard.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
You know what confounds me the most about this whole thing?

It's not the pirate costume.
It's not the record breaking amount of BPD nightmare puss Tarl has attracted.
It's not his decision to go in his own thread and rile them up.
It's not that he worships a gay owl demon and thinks his dumb magic does anything (I'm immune thanks to my silver Chris Chan coin).
It's not even that Tarl could take one look at his sad, worried and disappointed father in that video and probably feel nothing.

@Styxhexenhammer666 how the fuck did you think a flail, of all things, is the right tool to break down a door? It's a spiked ball on a chain. It's going to give way after the first impact, you can't leverage your force behind it. I suppose you could try to thwak the door knob with it but you'd probably just miss it a bunch and injure your arm in the process. What was your thought process with that? Please explain this to me.

Mister smug genius youtuber that talks conspiracy can't even attempt to bash open a door correctly. What a retard.
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I think the Flail of Fail qualifies as a Cursed Artifact, much like the Amnyfest Ring.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I suppose you could try to thwak the door knob with it but you'd probably just miss it a bunch and injure your arm in the process. What was your thought process with that? Please explain this to me.
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He should have used a halberd or a battle-axe, both among the best polearms of all time. But no, he was a complete fag, he used a flail instead, like a total fucking retard.
 
AnOminous said:
This thread is surreal. I can't even believe it. We have this scrawny little dude in a gay tricorner leather hat. Is there anything gayer than a leather hat? And yet he has bitches dangling off his nutsack like barnacles, completely unable to get over him.

He must have SOME kind of magick, although "attract crazy bitches" is not a magick I'd want to have.

I guess I'm on the Cobes train on this one. I'd rather beat off to women then beat women.
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Women: "I can fix him"
 
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