🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[neger psykolog]

He even had the stupid pirate thing going on with the eye patch for a while.

His username references Snake Plissken which was a character in Escape from LA/New York played by Kurt Russell who as part of the character wore an eye patch. These were pretty classic action movies and although they're not really mentioned that much nowadays had a prolific impact on popular culture.

Pirates are cool but Snake Plissken is even cooler - that faggot Hideo Kojima copied Snake Plissken for Metal Gear Solid because he's an unoriginal faggot who makes shitty games.

Splinter Cell and Deus Ex and many other games are far superior to soyboy Metal Gear Solid.

TLDR: eye patch isn't a pirate thing.

Edit: I bet Tarl Tard plays MGS like a soyboy faggot

 

[AnOminous]

My 22-year-old self was a dumbass indeed.
Many of you are dumbasses now.

You were a dumbass then, you're still one.

You're literally on a thread about your ex you had when you were 22.

You're as retarded as Tard Wartdick himself, a dumbass lunatic who thinks he's a wizard despite not even being able to make a wand and not even able to cast a simple spell like Magic Missile.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

You were a dumbass then, you're still one.

Sure.

Edit: You're so obsessed with the topic of "magic missile" like it's a hyperfocus of yours.
I bet your missile hasn't been working properly.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

You were a dumbass then, you're still one.

You're literally on a thread about your ex you had when you were 22.

You're as retarded as Tard Wartdick himself, a dumbass lunatic who thinks he's a wizard despite not even being able to make a wand and not even able to cast a simple spell like Magic Missile.

I'm starting to understand why Tarl summarily dumped her like a pair of shit-stained pantaloons.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

I'm starting to understand why Tarl summarily dumped her like a pair of shit-stained pantaloons.

You, seem to have some type of inferiority complex.

Edit: Keep up this gay act so Tarl can get his incoherent ass in here, to feel a different type of special that doesn't simply mean retard.

 

[AnOminous]

You, seem to have some type of inferiority complex.

Tarl, whatever his other flaws, appears to be pretty good at scoring low-quality poon that then stalks him for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a toilet and a whore? A toilet doesn't follow you around for years after you use it.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

My 22-year-old self was a dumbass indeed.
Many of you are dumbasses now.

Wait.. is this the transitive property?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I miss Samantha. She's a cunt, but at least she's funny.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

I miss Samantha. She's a cunt, but at least she's funny.

If you're missing people here, there is something wrong with your life.

Edit: May Samantha heal and find the inner peace to not have to vent online for the sociopaths this thread has to offer.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

If you're missing people here, there is something wrong with your life.

Back to the Loch with you, Nessie

 

[MrShekelstein36]

If a convicted woman-beating, booze-guzzling, demon-worshipping manchild thinks we're insane, then we're probably doing something right.

We're definitely on the right side of history in this case.

 

[Autistic Joe]

ODD's usually a childhood diagnosis. If he had it, though, and if symptoms didn't resolve either after treatment or naturally with time (they pretty clearly did not), there's a good chance he has Antisocial Personality Disorder.

Occam's Razor: or maybe he's just a stubborn, argumentative asshole.

We have made it to page 500, and I have to admit, there is a lot of interesting content in this thread.

Certainly more interesting than the content on his channel the past few years.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

@Null would you please revoke GayResearchVlogger's post editing and deletion privileges, if you have time

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

nig nog neanderthal sure reminds me a lot of Tarl's father, when it comes to the way he jokes, and the little anecdotes that were shared on here.

It's like he wants to talk shit but is also protective of the dweeb.

Edit: Dumblewhore, stop being such a little kiss ass.

 

[Laylithe]

Where have you been? She has put her whole fucking life on here including her kids and the father of them who she left for Styx of all fucking people.

I've been rotting in a windowsill for over a year, she didn't leave anyone FOR anyone else. Styx threatened to harm her husband if she didn't leave so she left. Her small-brained monkey-assed husband was the one telling Sam that Tarl threatened to murder him over the phone and instead of doing anything about it (because Dylan never did anything but smoke weed, play video games, and hold onto his dick like a baby holding their blanket) he ran into the room crying like a baby because he had a nightmare that Tarl blew in their windows and took Samantha out of the home.

Samantha had enough of grown children acting like men. At least Tarl paid the bills and fucked her good, but constantly risking giving her aids by fucking jewish turkey bitches and multiple different crater-faced SARA[H]S? That woman had enough pain for multiple lifetimes. I'm glad she can't come back on here to waste her energy with the rest of us retards, I hope she's the crab that makes it out of the bucket.

Sincerely,
LMN.OP

Edit to add: Samantha stop reacting to the comments. Go work hard on yourself and let the past fade away.

Edit to add more: SHE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ON A LIVE STREAM BY THIS MAN AND NONE OF YOU DID ANYTHING BUT TALK ABOUT IT.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Edit to add more: SHE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ON A LIVE STREAM BY THIS MAN AND NONE OF YOU DID ANYTHING BUT TALK ABOUT IT.

What did you want us to do? What in the world did you think we COULD do about it?

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

I've been rotting in a windowsill for over a year, she didn't leave anyone FOR anyone else. Styx threatened to harm her husband if she didn't leave so she left. Her small-brained monkey-assed husband was the one telling Sam that Tarl threatened to murder him over the phone and instead of doing anything about it (because Dylan never did anything but smoke weed, play video games, and hold onto his dick like a baby holding their blanket) he ran into the room crying like a baby because he had a nightmare that Tarl blew in their windows and took Samantha out of the home.

Samantha had enough of grown children acting like men. At least Tarl paid the bills and fucked her good, but constantly risking giving her aids by fucking jewish turkey bitches and multiple different crater-faced SARA[H]S? That woman had enough pain for multiple lifetimes. I'm glad she can't come back on here to waste her energy with the rest of us retards, I hope she's the crab that makes it out of the bucket.

Sincerely,
LMN.OP

Edit to add: Samantha stop reacting to the comments. Go work hard on yourself and let the past fade away.

Edit to add more: SHE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ON A LIVE STREAM BY THIS MAN AND NONE OF YOU DID ANYTHING BUT TALK ABOUT IT.

Tarl is the only pock-marked whore up in this bitch... from all those years of alcohol abuse and rubbing asbestos on his face.

Samantha will come back here as soon as she gets the chance, don't you worry.

This time, I hope she snaps back at the correct people.

Edit: It is probably just an energy drain to wish anybody well in here, who isn't actively trying to help themselves. So, fuck all of you.

 

[TerrysDisciple]

nig nog neanderthal sure reminds me a lot of Tarl's father, when it comes to the way he jokes, and the little anecdotes that were shared on here.

It's like he wants to talk shit but is also protective of the dweeb..

Well thank you for taking a moment to stop replying to every piece of negative criticism you receive on here like a true lolcow and provide an interesting observation.

Going through Nig Nog's post I do see a few where he may be hinting that he knows Tarl IRL, and that he's old enough to be Tarl's father. For example:

He got me in the bathroom of a Carl's Jr. during the Clinton shutdown.

Well hell. Why don't you like the boy? His mother does!

Gave me bad flashbacks to my bartending days from the year [Tarl] was hatched.

It still seems like a stretch to me, but you did know the guy so maybe you're onto something.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Well thank you for taking a moment to stop replying to every piece of negative criticism you receive on here like a true lolcow and provide an interesting observation.

Going through Nig Nog's post I do see a few where he may be hinting that he knows Tarl IRL, and that he's old enough to be Tarl's father. For example:



It still seems like a stretch to me, but you did know the guy so maybe you're onto something.

He had been some of the first to reply when I had mentioned Tarl's father lurking here a couple times.
It's almost as if he was trying to make it less obvious by promptly responding, but in doing so, made it more obvious... hmm.

Almost a smelt it, delt it, scenario.

 

[AnOminous]

Almost a smelt it, delt it, scenario.

Lmao you let him put his tiny wang in you.