🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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demicolon said:
Tarl, can you cast Fireball?
All wizards can cast Fireball...

I'm afraid the Wizard Guild made a mistake handing you a membership card.
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You don't get to cast Fireball right away, that's a level 3 spell. Even as a neophyte level 1, though, he should at least be able to cast Magic Missile.

Cast a Magic Missile at us bro, you should be able to do it. Not this "chaos magick" bullshit where you claim credit for random shit happening.

I mean it won't get through our Circle of Protection because you're a little bitch boy who can't breach it, but you'd at least show you're kind of a wizard, instead of not a wizard at all.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Fuck domestic violence, fuck rape, fuck mass shootings, fuck sickos and fuck the troles. Oh and fuck you too.
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Also he would rather beat off to women, then beat women.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Almost valid point, but when I was around the fool, he had less than 20,000 subscribers and did not talk openly about stolas. He also wasn't known to be abusive yet. I was 22 for crying out loud!

On a separate note, I would like to talk shit about his appearance further.
In a few more years, if Tarl is still around, he will need the Bret Michaels combo of bandana and weave.

He is not attractive enough to pull off the fully bald look.
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So what attracted you to him in the first place? Do you have a thing for marmoreal, spindly arms and hairless chicken chests? Horse faces? Stringy hair? What made you decide that you really wanted a piece of that skinny redneck azz?
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
So what attracted you to him in the first place? Do you have a thing for marmoreal, spindly arms and hairless chicken chests? Horse faces? Stringy hair? What made you decide that you really wanted a piece of that skinny redneck azz?
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Read some of my first posts from my old account, upya69.

I really don't feel like repeating myself like that one retard will in a bit.

Edit: You disagree huh? Tard will show up again for the usual lame insults. The most insulting thing about this is that he was involved in my life to begin with. Tarl is an insult to existence.
 
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Isn't it kind of funny that some skeletal retard who is basically a stick figure or a bundle of sticks (which is to say a faggot) actually called himself "Sticks?"
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
So what attracted you to him in the first place? Do you have a thing for marmoreal, spindly arms and hairless chicken chests? Horse faces? Stringy hair? What made you decide that you really wanted a piece of that skinny redneck azz?
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It must have been the way he commanded mother or his knowledge of intimate run down ghetto trailer park sections of town where he abandons his broodmares like retarded puppies.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
It must have been the way he commanded mother or his knowledge of intimate run down ghetto trailer park sections of town where he abandons his broodmares like retarded puppies.
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"Look at the picture. I swear it's true. You've made your bed, now lay in it. I don't care if you're crying. It makes no difference to me. You've treated me like absolute shit this entire time. I'm a thousand miles away from my home with a person who, apparently, I can't trust at all as my guide. Do you know how that feels? You won't answer the question because, of course, the question invalidates your particular opinions. How lovely. I'm so imperfect. I'm so terrible. And you're just perfect. Everything about you is perfect and divine with your tarot cards."

I need to dig up the I HAVE COMMANDED MOTHER one.




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GayResearchVlogger said:
Read some of my first posts from my old account, upya69.

I really don't feel like repeating myself like that one retard will in a bit.

Edit: You disagree huh? Tard will show up again for the usual lame insults. The most insulting thing about this is that he was involved in my life to begin with. Tarl is an insult to existence.
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I just.... like.... I can not see myself getting this nuts over ex from a decade ago... like.... I cannot fathom caring at all about what those dudes are up to these days.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Imagine thinking you're better than us when you fucked Tarl Fucking Warwick and are still complaining about it years later. That particular decision speaks volumes to your intelligence.
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The fact that you responded to my post in such a manner suggests that you think you are stupid.
I wonder why that is.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
The fact that you responded to my post in such a manner suggests that you think you are stupid.
I wonder why that is.
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You are as much of a cow as Tarl is. No matter which Kiwi you meant to call stupid, you refused to answer questions and insulted someone who is a lot less embarrassing than you are.

Don't mistake yourself for a main character, you're just another one of Tarl's cast-off strays. If you won't answer questions, there's no point in you being here, so might as well see yourself out.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
You are as much of a cow as Tarl is. No matter which Kiwi you meant to call stupid, you refused to answer questions and insulted someone who is a lot less embarrassing than you are.

Don't mistake yourself for a main character, you're just another one of Tarl's cast-off strays. If you won't answer questions, there's no point in you being here, so might as well see yourself out.
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Tarl's dumbass is the main character of this thread.
Get it straight.

Good job egging him on to come back here later. He likes to swoop in when the social climate looks disagreeable, just like any predator would.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Tarl's dumbass is the main character of this thread.
Get it straight.

Good job egging him on to come back here later. He likes to swoop in when the social climate looks disagreeable, just like any predator would.
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He kind of had a point though. You let an absolute retard stick his dick in you. What's wrong with YOU that you thought this was a good idea?
 
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