🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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King Metalia said:
I had no idea how weird Styx was before I found this thread
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I figured any ex-Satanist male Occult writer who wore an edgy goth leather jacket without a shirt underneath was bound to be a little weird to say the least. What surprised me was Styx's Corral of Lolcows, the numerous hoes who chose to travel out to scenic Rutland and give up their stank ditches and even fight over ol' Tarl. The fact that there was more than two women who spread em for the Gay Owl Man truly surprised me.
 
TerrysDisciple said:
Oh man, this guy popped into my head today: Snakepliskinist.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RoBFhB0qAbM
Snakepliskinist - Feministfrequency wants to have coffee with me Also, 500 subs Yay! [mirror].mp4

I remember watching his stuff back around 2012 or so. This dude was basically the original Tarl. He even had the stupid pirate thing going on with the eye patch for a while. The eye patch was an accessory as far as I can tell; he stopped wearing it one day out of the blue.

I remember a few years later he really started to lose his shit. I recall him being homeless, and he made a video saying that he was flying to Europe to stay with a friend. That was well over 5 years ago and I hadn't looked into him since.

Well, it looks like he might still be alive. The last video I can find from him was uploaded in 2024. Dude looks like total shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fuyZgsv-g0g
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His last known YouTube channel is here. I might need to look into this dude more and see if there's enough information about him to warrant a thread. I feel like if Tarl didn't live with Mommy and Daddy then this is how he would have ended up, lol.
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This is Tarl’s future.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Goddammit, Crack, he's a linguist---haven't you heard? He can read Dutch soup cans! Can you?
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Oh shit, I forgot he was a "linguist" because he took a class at a community college almost two decades ago before overdosing on spice and quitting one of the easiest things one can do in their adult life. I'll also try to start learning Dutch just like he did while living there for almost 4 years, yet not learning one iota of basic conversational Dutch even though that's the primary language spoken by the country he was squatting in with that retarded blonde chick.

Maybe it's also time to head down to the local community college and become a "linguist". I'll just make sure I drop out halfway through and cease to function completely in society. Maybe then I'll be able to pronounce words completely fucking wrong and refuse to correct it because of "MUH INTERNET POWAH AND MANIPULATION". Basically the only "spells" that fucking faggot has ever "cast" consists of making himself look like a total fucking retard just so he can garner any form of attention that his dumb boomer parents didn't give him as a squirmy, smelly, useless child.
 
Crackhead of the Rednecks said:
Basically the only "spells" that fucking faggot has ever "cast" consists of making himself look like a total fucking retard just so he can garner any form of attention that his dumb boomer parents didn't give him as a squirmy, smelly, useless child.
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Man, that is some spice, Crack, and I don't mean K2. You're not an ex, are you? Did you buy a used car from him?
 
demicolon said:
Tarl, can you cast Fireball?
All wizards can cast Fireball...

I'm afraid the Wizard Guild made a mistake handing you a membership card.
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Fireball is a third tier spell. Based on what we know, Tarl casts primarily level 1 spells: magic missile, charm person and sleep.
 
Crackhead of the Rednecks said:
I wish. then I could auction it off on a live stream to "The highest bidder" and it could accompany the play button. Maybe then he'd be able to get a new laptop or replace the silver he apparently just sold to pay for some more BPD snizz.
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Damn dude your obsession is going to end up rivaling that of Sara Lancaster.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Damn dude your obsession is going to end up rivaling that of Sara Lancaster.
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All you can do is drunkenly slop out different variations of “You’re obsessed.” I don’t understand how you manage to be boring as a wannabe gay wizard alcoholic that dresses like a pirate, but you found a way. Perhaps Stollas will let you suck a hot load of new material out of him?
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Damn dude your obsession is going to end up rivaling that of Sara Lancaster.
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Since you keep saying that I am obsessed with you, I would like to share what I have gathered from my observations of you.

You fit the physical description of ugly, YOU'RE BROKE, 6.2, alcohol issues, beats women instead of beating alcoholism, evilly retarded, a shitty practitioner of magic, and purposefully selects women that can be controlled.

I didn't mean to give you a confidence boost for being the first woman you were ever with, who had a healthy BMI and all their original teeth.

I'll be taking that back now, the confidence was only rented.

Edit: That side part is not concealing that perpetually receding hairline.
 
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GayResearchVlogger said:
I didn't mean to give you a confidence boost for being the first woman you were ever with, who had a healthy BMI and all their original teeth.
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This nigga Tarl dresses like Captain Crunch, prays to an owl statue and runs his dicklicker about politics..... and you let him hit it.

What you wrote is the online forum equivelent of a suicide bombing.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Almost at page 500! Thank you all for the attention.

I would like to point out that the number of fallacious "facts" about me over the years outweighs the number that are actually real.
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We need at least 666 pages. You practically owe it to us and Satan.

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UCantCCPMe said:
This nigga Tarl dresses like Captain Crunch, prays to an owl statue and runs his dicklicker about politics..... and you let him hit it.

What you wrote is the online forum equivelent of a suicide bombing.
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Almost valid point, but when I was around the fool, he had less than 20,000 subscribers and did not talk openly about stolas. He also wasn't known to be abusive yet. I was 22 for crying out loud!

On a separate note, I would like to talk shit about his appearance further.
In a few more years, if Tarl is still around, he will need the Bret Michaels combo of bandana and weave.

He is not attractive enough to pull off the fully bald look.

Edit: You don't think I knew what I was signing up for, once I publicly started speaking out against Tarl?
 
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You will never be a real wizard, unlike King Cobra.

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Fuck domestic violence, fuck rape, fuck mass shootings, fuck sickos and fuck the troles. Oh and fuck you too.
 
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