🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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How the fuck did this thread morph into a spergout on esoteric national-socialism? Although mildly intriguing t's as tangentially related to Styx as veering off into flavored teas and the best teacups to clank.
 
GeorgeFloydFentanylStash said:
Nigga needs to find Jesus and turn away from Satan.
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monk said:
This is exactly how the Freemasons operate
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They're a boomer social club that mixes Biblical fan fiction and charity. The creepiest thing about them beyond the little plays they put on for degree work is the nepotism they show each other. They're significantly less interesting than they seem, which doesn't stop midwits from moving on from babbies first conspiracy theory
 
Cancer ♥ said:
They're a boomer social club that mixes Biblical fan fiction and charity. The creepiest thing about them beyond the little plays they put on for degree work is the nepotism they show each other. They're significantly less interesting than they seem, which doesn't stop midwits from moving on from babbies first conspiracy theory
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You want to watch out that they don’t cut your throat and pull out your tongue by the root before burying it on a beach.

For that is the price of revealing the secrets of the Masons.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.
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Tell us all your secrets, I want to learn the darkest depths of Negromancy and the ability to cast Bolts of Change.

I summoned Stolas with my Anime powers, and he said that Razorfist would marry you. We could get Trump to be the priest, he will do it if you can Charm Bibi to headpat him.

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I will take Soulgems and Blackstone as payment please for my services rendered.

Amen our Führer, Heil Hitler,
My Whiteness gives me power!

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AnOminous said:
You will never be a real warlock. You have no mojo, you worship a gay owl, you can't even make wands. You are a gay pirate in a tricorner hat twisted by booze and buggery into a crude mockery of KingCobraJFS's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Even your gay owl husbando is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your very gay appearance behind closed doors.

Real magic users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed wizards to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even gay pirates who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a wizard. Your fragile skeletal appearance is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a wizard to try to do some chaos magic, your absolutely pitiful and weak cantrips will repel and disgust him.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your deranged exes will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mundane is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably totally incapable of magic.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Wizza will cast full auto magic missile on you, beware.
 
Tin Foil Hatter said:
Mike Aquino from what i understand, was a Scottish Baron as well as an US Army officer.
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Also just fucking look at him.
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He's often given credit for inventing psyops. He didn't, but he systematized it and most of the utterly evil shit globohomo is doing was directly inspired by this faggot.
Bothriolepis said:
While I was studying poli sci, I and some of my friends in the program actually got shitfaced one night and tried to string together random political/religious ideologies to see if they existed.
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My personal favorite of absolutely batshit ideology combos is Posadists. It's like the ideology equivalent of a KingCobraJFS food hack.
 
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GayResearchVlogger said:
For some reason I also dressed in drag for a day when I was there.
The gay demonic energy was strong on the property and possessed me to dress like Prince, penciled on mustache and all.

Oh, what the hell, we all play dress up now and then...

This is a diverse thread full of diverse topics, I gotta say.

Meanwhile, Tarl is posting on X about thinking that he has Lyme disease.
Do you know what's good for Lyme disease?
Vegetarianism.

He wants to talk shit about a diet I've been on for 15 years, to possibly have to resort to it.
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Tarl doesn’t have Lyme disease. He has alcoholism.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Do you know what's good for Lyme disease?
Vegetarianism.
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Vegetarianism is good for nothing. Lowering your carb/sugar intake though will help with almost everything. Well, carbs are not the enemy per se but when your life is as sedentary as Tarl's, you definitely want to keep them low.

I suspect mom's sausages are all that are holding Tarl up at this point.
 
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Man, this faggot makes me miss Cobes even more. Delusional wizard larpers don't have to be sexual abusers. Sometimes they can just be good natured sloppy drunks. Hope he's up there doing shots with Ozzy, laughing at this grifting fucktard.
 
monk said:
This is exactly how the Freemasons operate. There are veils that separate the different levels of people, the lower level must not know what the higher level is planning or doing, or even who they are. They put in place completely different rulebooks, morals and ideals for different levels, the lowest levels are usually told they are doing a noble, ideal task, fighting for good, whatever that may be, The middle levels are usually fear and money motivated, the higher levels are occultists, satanists, sadists, psychopaths and such.
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I love how you retards always claim to know more about secret societies than secret societies know about themselves lmao.
 
Cancer ♥ said:
They're significantly less interesting than they seem, which doesn't stop midwits from moving on from babbies first conspiracy theory
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Yeah...I don't usually mock conspiracy theorists unless they're being assholes about it, because I kind of get it. They're not wrong that people in positions of power are almost universally shady fuckers. They're wrong about the specifics, obviously, but I'll take somebody who believes that 7 WTC was a controlled demolition over somebody who doesn't know that it housed Enron any day of the week. I probably agree with the first of those two on a lot more than someone who believes that Iran-Contra is some sort of foreign air conditioning system and regularly attends HOA meetings to complain about an indoorsy looking chair on their neighbor's porch.

Free Mason conspiracy theories are more interesting to me than the Free Masons are, tbh. Modern day Free Masons are boring as shit, holding open invitation events where nobody has to vouch for you and there's no Bacardi Hurricane Proof rum within a two mile radius. Free Mason conspiracy theories, on the other hand, have a long and interesting history that used to be kind of, sort of grounded in reality. The modern iteration of the Masonic conspiracy (ie., that the Masons are dangerous, devil-worshipping baby eaters who run the world) first shows up in the historical record at a time when they actually were much more likely than an average person to be political and religious radicals. Where the idea runs into issues is with what people meant by that at the time. Masons used their lodges as a safe place to discuss topics similar to what they talk about now - their personal and family lives - and new political and social theories like Liberal Democracy and religious freedom. Those examples aren't some ironic joke, they were things that would get you socially stigmatized at best, with a smaller but still very real risk of imprisonment or execution.

In that environment, the oaths of secrecy that are mostly ceremonial today were serious shit. You didn't just get in by hanging out with your buddies after work, you had to be seriously vetted, and I can absolutely believe that at least one person who snitched ended up dead for doing so at some point. Organizational secrecy always leads to similar claims of ritualistic cannibalism, massive orgies, and worship of whatever a society considers to be evil spirits. The Masons were actually mostly Christian at that time but, being more tolerant than most, admitted a minority of Jews and Deists. This led to the use of phrases like "Grand Architect" for God, which is pretty much the same as Ceremonial Deism in modern US politics. When combined with organizational secrecy and very different views about personal and social morality, though, this led some religious groups (particularly the Roman Catholic hierarchy, who to this day refuse to admit that they were wrong) to believe that Masonry was a separate religious system. As Enlightenment ideas gained real-world political power, because Masons generally came from upper social strata by the 18th and 19th century, the political and economic significance of fraternal ties forged there also grew. There was never any real conspiracy, but there sure was plenty of favoritism. Not great that it still happens now, but this was a time period well over half a century before the Spoils System (handing appointed government positions to political supporters) was even under debate in the US, so I doubt most people would have cared if they'd known the reality.

Going back on topic, as many issues as the Masons might have (and they do have some, just not human sacrifice), they're the sort of healthy social club that I was saying helped to hold shit together and give people a sense of belonging up until the second half of the 20th century. Not saying they'd take Tarl, but they might have helped prevent Tarl. Right now, at this veru moment but in some alternate reality, he could be the eccentric assembly line worker who shows his buddies his collection of pages from Incunabulae when they come over for some Heineken and slow cook chicken. Instead, that's me, and he's off somewhere being creepy weird.
 
AnOminous said:
Also just fucking look at him.
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He's often given credit for inventing psyops. He didn't, but he systematized it and most of the utterly evil shit globohomo is doing was directly inspired by this faggot.

My personal favorite of absolutely batshit ideology combos is Posadists. It's like the ideology equivalent of a KingCobraJFS food hack.
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Aquino is a crazy dude. He understands psychological ops but mainly seems to have used them for personal gain. Weird dude with a little cult.

GayResearchVlogger said:
Where is Jade in here to remind us that we are all poor and stupid?
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So you have bitterness for both Sam and now Jade?

Hmmmmm I wonder why.
 
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