What the hell are "wolf tickets"? I read the "Old & Wise" lyrics as just the thing an emo munchie would post. That song was shit when it was new, too.
It's just a saying inspired by "The boy who cried Wolf."
That’s the funniest thing in this thread. We can meet crazy retards for free, just visit a rural Walmart at 2am.
Was it drugs?
Okay I normally charge $2000, but I'll cut you a deal. Will you be paying via cash or cheque?$1500 meet and greet. No broke boys, no new friends. I'm too busy getting copyrighted cause I wanna sing my own covers of songs. I literally don't care about any of this. I just want bills paid and to see my kids.
Best she can do is a meltdown and offer to abort a fetus.
Or Waffle House.
What does your ideal man look like?
Like Captain Jack Sparrow, but dragged face-first through a picket fence.
Wait, are your deadly Chaos Magiks a finite resource or something? Do you have a little MP guage in the corner of your vision, to let you know when you're running low? Please enlighten me, I have no idea how this works.
Signing the contract with Stolas:
Are you actually selling yourself here?$1500 meet and greet. No broke boys, no new friends. I'm too busy getting copyrighted cause I wanna sing my own covers of songs. I literally don't care about any of this. I just want bills paid and to see my kids.
I'd really prefer you not call me. Are you free sometime in late January 2028?
Begging for free stuff, how very unlike you!
