🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Imagine if the Judge also worships Stolas though

 

[King Of The Kiwis]

So much for muh dark majik

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

You best start believin in dogs with keys, matey

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

All you non-beleivers are gonna be sorry once Stolas bestows the ancient magiks upon Tarl to help him escape

 

[biggacracka]

Cobra will serve Satan dank mead that they'll drink together on hell youtube while Tarl is forced to stay sober and suffer alcohol withdrawal because Stolas doesn't want him drinkin' on the job.

I need a cobes and homeboy satan stream where it goes into gender rellashuns

 

[quietstation2717]

Tarot cards defeated satanism.

 

[French Dip]

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I read the featured post as "Ricky Burwick," and immediately imagined that cripple attempting to beat a woman while crawling around on the floor. Then I scrolled up, read something about "drunk pirate" and I thought I missed some new Ricky Burwick arc until I remembered who that actually describes. I tried to make Grok bring my vision to life but it couldn't quite get the "fleeing woman" part right.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Let the reverse buck breaking begin
This nigger didnt even get a jew lawyer. big woopsy on his part.

Seriously I would have just shown of picture of Tarl with his alcoholic corpse body and asked the Judge “Your honor is this man in any physical condition to commit violence against anyone?”

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

BEHOLD AND WITNESS THE POWER OF STOLAS MORTALS

 

[Terfatron]

I hate how he wears those ugly glasses on top of his other glasses.
Yes, that is what I find the most offensive with his outfits

 

[Franz Joseph]

That's about all

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

@F95 I thought we had court documentation that Styx took the domestic violence courses. I was shocked at the time that Styx seemed to be making all of the right moves and going along with the program instead of pulling a Rekieta.

The only thing Styx didn't comply with was staying off of alcohol. But it appears he got away with that with the courts none the wiser.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

BEHOLD AND WITNESS THE POWER OF STOLAS MORTALS
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So what was it? In a bit more explain about but vague terms

 

[CarlosDanger]

Can't wait for the video where he chooses his black powder pistol as his everyday carry.

 

[quietstation2717]

The story about him chasing some black chick down the street with a sword is pretty fucking funny though.

 

[frozen_runner]

StyxGirlfriendhammer666

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Styx found guilty. His explanation.

I am a Convict HAHAHA! My Side of the Story [_wjKiRuw0lg].webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjKiRuw0lg

Holy shit what a Lolcow way of explaining shit.

First tho, did his hat get bigger? I actually cannot stop staring at his hat… it is so big and so distracting the way it moves. It’s like a fake 3D movie.

Second. He asked for a trail by Judge but didn’t testify to the judge? Then what the fuck was the point? Did you think the judge was just gonna be a big stytxemhammer fan and just see his name and immediately slam his gravel and scream, not guilty?

Lastly, insert “I did not hit her. I did not, oh hi Mark” meme cuz that what Tarl did. How many times did he say “I did not”?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"No Officer I did not push her down the stairs...I cursed her to fall down the stairs...and then MYSTERIOUS CURSE HANDS SHOVED HER!"

 

[Serbian Deadbeat]

The black magic didn't work. Womp Womp.

Well, in his mind it probably worked. It just backfired

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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Tarl's faggot owl god is also in an abusive relationship and didn't take kindly to his servant's actions. SUFFAH TARL!