🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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The Taco Santo! said:
It'll be interesting to see his sentencing. Possibly OPP if it's less than a year, otherwise he's going to a work camp in the middle of nowhere. He won't be going to Angola or anything. Should've committed your crime in Jefferson Parish, their lockup is well-regarded by the criminal population as a place to do easy time.
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Wanted to show he could hang with the big guys
 
You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak, but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing Tarl's behind

I say, Styx, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
He abandoned his daughter and smacked a hoe
Now he's doin' time, bending over to get Sambo'd.
 
Imagine selling your only soul to an owl demon and he can’t even get the charges dropped or pled out. Maybe you should put on the Sonichu medallion and experience true power Styx
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
And this town isnt big enough for a full sized Warrick anyways.
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Honestly when I saw the headline I thought it was about the midget. "I guess that's pretty funny that such a little guy got convicted of domestic battery, he probably got sloshed on a shot of liquor and beat his wife with a teaspoon or something, but what does that have to do with Kiwi Farms?"

Then I remembered that's Warwick Davis.
Tarl Warwick doing it is a lot less surprising or quirky.
 
Glad I sent lucky rabbit feet to the judge and prosecutor to nullify the blood magic. They can buy me a beer later.
 
Null said:
He will be sentenced in New Orleans.

Though if he does just get the 2 days mandatory he will get time served. It's up to the judge. I'd not be surprised either way. The judge might give him a week just to troll him by making him pay to travel to Louisiana just to spend 5 days in jail.
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I think he can just do the time locally. He's not going to Fed Jail and it's only going less then a month max so I bet he can maybe just go to his local PoPo suite to log the time.
 
56 others said:
No more buying guns for Tarl unless theyre black powder.
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Now the pirate dress makes sense.
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Vapid_Idiot said:
I hope he gets raped a big fat New Orleans nigger in jail
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Almost a sure thing if he ends up in OPP, unless the other whites stop it, and they probably would because of prison politics, unless he pisses them off by running his mouth or racking up debts from gambling/drugs.

Anyway, good job weirdo. It's almost impossible to get convicted for anything in Orleans Parish, but you managed.
 
F95 said:
If he had a better lawyer, he would have gotten diversion.
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He will still probably get time served plus probation.

But I cannot believe that Styx did all of the good boy anger management and domestic violence classes, yet still opted for a trial by judge. With what he had, I cannot believe he could not have obtained a decent plea barging.

Now he is going to have pay for putting the judge and the prosecutors through a trial.
 
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