🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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He's a white cis dude, barely, he'll get some time. The judge won't just give him a slap on the wrist and let him go cuz he ain't a spic or a nigger.

I say a week in the pokey and $500 bucks.
 
He'll get credit for the time he already did before posting bond. He may have to do zero additional time.

Probation for first time DV is the base expectation if nobody got seriously hurt.
 
Paraphrased from last December, "don't worry, I will beat this. There is no substance to this at all". I guess you mean you will beat the charges that were not leveled against you on appeal?
So if you claim that charges were never filed against you, make the claim while being interviewed by Ethan Ralph, that is the takeaway here?
I can't wait to hear the latest, "I don't want to pile on Styx, he's my friend and former co-host" excuse from Ramsey Paul now. We'll see how creative his cope becomes this time.
 
BigPeanut said:
Hey European communist faggot, It’s not gay or a fetish it’s just an American tradition. We all have the urge to just scream from the roof tops that whoever goes to prison is going to be raped by niggers.
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Prison rape jokes are a European thing too.

It’s just that actual prison rape is rare, mostly due to most prisoners serving comparatively short sentences, so prison gay is more optional.

What is more likely to happen though is being attacked with a pan of boiling sugar.
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
He's a white cis dude, barely, he'll get some time. The judge won't just give him a slap on the wrist and let him go cuz he ain't a spic or a nigger.

I say a week in the pokey and $500 bucks.
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Do you think they should release a man stupid enough to practice black magic and evil enough to believe he's killing people by doing it?
 
His celly has the nickname
Stole Ass.
Butt.webp
 
I would like to remind you all that when a true sexy gothic badboy wizard gets thrown in jail, he simply tells jokes and makes the guards laugh their asses off and is released with no charges the next morning. He is then allowed to attend Christmas with his family. Even with period blood sicko rituals Tarl is once again thrown in jail to get raped by the true minions of Stole Ass.

TMDWU.
 
So It Goes said:
"Your honor, I may have beaten the shit out of my girlfriend but I did so looking like Captain Jack Sparrow, the generic faggot version, that's gotta count for something right?"

The judge didn't love his cool pirate swagger (:_(
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Captain Jack Swallows
 
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
"Ah yes, I will worship a guy who's bound to lose to the Almighty God in the end of days"
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And not even Satan himself. Styx worships a guy who's like, three rungs down from Old Scratch on the infernal totem pole. Imagine selling your soul to middle management.
 
Just waiting now for the influx of Tarl's ex's to come screaming to the thread and crying/cackling/having more stories and pictures but refuse to actually show us anything.
 
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