🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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The hits just keep on coming. He heard there would be black hawk there and I think he misunderstood. This nigger needs to command his mommy to buy him some new boots.
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Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
The hits just keep on coming.. he heard there would be black hawk there and I think he misunderstood. This nigger needs to command his mommy to buy him some new boots.
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We need a clever parody lyricist to make up some humorous lyrics for "These Boots Are Made For Walkin' " by Nancy Sinatra. I would but I don't have the required brain power to do it .
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
He's letting his inner attention whore walk a beat. Giving the autistic 15 year old's spiel about sky friends is so 1994. Why even do it when he's doing spells with period blood and crystals, FFS?
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Your skydaddy is fake -suckshomohammer999
Not like my owl demon shit.
I find it funny that even though this edgy atheism+ reddit post is a vodka brain fart put on the internet.
He still lives within the Angel/Demon dynamic of western gospel teachings. My fucking god this guy sounds like he is 1 month in to university level Wicca club or some shit.
 
For Scorn and Three Birds said:
Your skydaddy is fake -suckshomohammer999
Not like my owl demon shit.
I find it funny that even though this edgy atheism+ reddit post is a vodka brain fart put on the internet.
He still lives within the Angel/Demon dynamic of western gospel teachings. My fucking god this guy sounds like he is 1 month in to university level Wicca club or some shit.
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That's the thing -- he either dropped out or bombed out of college and has no idea what "rigor" means. He's a stunted magical thinker who never honed his intelligence. He's a minimal effort dilettante who is now falling back on attracting attention for the bucks. Whatever genius spark that got him attention at 28 has long gone out and he can't rekindle it with his intellect, nor brute force. He has never learned rigor and must now rely on goofy swagger and "bantz" streams.

To the tune of "Mr. Bo Jangles":

I knew a man
"Wack Sparrow" and
He'd bantz with you
In worn out boots.
Stringy hair,
A pirate hat
And dirty pants
With his Clanker crew.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
While pushing up his shades.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

I met him in a cell
In New Orleans I was
Down and out.
He looked to me
To be the eyes of rage
As the cash ran out.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
After nine years he still raved.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

He said, "I bantz
Now at every chance
In Clanker streams
For super chats.
But most the time
I spend behind
These parish bars
Cause I drink a bit."
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
That's the thing -- he either dropped out or bombed out of college and has no idea what "rigor" means. He's a stunted magical thinker who never honed his intelligence. He's a minimal effort dilettante who is now falling back on attracting attention for the bucks. Whatever genius spark that got him attention at 28 has long gone out and he can't rekindle it with his intellect, nor brute force. He has never learned rigor and must now rely on goofy swagger and "bantz" streams.

To the tune of "Mr. Bo Jangles":

I knew a man
"Wack Sparrow" and
He'd bantz with you
In worn out boots.
Stringy hair,
A pirate hat
And dirty pants
With his Clanker crew.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
While pushing up his shades.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

I met him in a cell
In New Orleans I was
Down and out.
He looked to me
To be the eyes of rage
As the cash ran out.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
After nine years he still raved.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

He said, "I bantz
Now at every chance
In Clanker streams
For super chats.
But most the time
I spend behind
These parish bars
Cause I drink a bit."
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Pure genius Nig! Bravo!
 
Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
The hits just keep on coming.. he heard there would be black hawk there and I think he misunderstood. This nigger needs to command his mommy to buy him some new boots.
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imagine the smell.

Malikov said:
The inside of Styx's head when he looks at himself in the mirror:
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All lazy town.
A piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, if you arent lazy. You gotta do the cookin by the book, you know you cant be lazy.
Didnt Lord Tarl have some sort of a piss fetish, like pissing in front of a small children or something?
We should remind Tarl he could be watching chidlren's television shows with his daughter but he brutally abandoned her and left her an ocean apart to live in a ramshackle doublewide in rural vermont dressing as a pirate and abusing women.

Adroc Thurston said:
Yet you simp for a cartoon bird, Stolass, and believe he’s real, Tarl…
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Funny. People still talking about a guy from Nazareth 2000 years later.
Not many things have that kind of staying power.
Styx couldn't even play act as a father for a single whole year before running back to mom's manufactured home in Vermont, and he has the gall to crap on Christian tradition.
generations of people built cathedrals over hundreds of years, stained glass, high ceilings, columns, riches, vaults, all to create art and a presence of god on this earth, and to celebrate the free gift of Jesus, etc., and anyone who has been in a mass with the organ going in a thousand year old cathedral and the sun pouring through the stained glass and the smells and bells and the choir voices with statues of the stations of the cross in an old growth wooden pew - even today its an impressive experience, much better than jerking off to lowbrows on a computer screen. Imagine a guy from a shack of a manufactured home in rural Vermont ripping into a glorious altar in a cathedral as a bunch of nonsense.
People like Tarl should build something better before tearing apart traditions that stood the test of time. Make something better. And most of us are given the ability to participate in the ultimate act of creation, to have children, and Tarl did this and threw his child in the garbage.
 
12 years ago in 2013 when obamma was prez and tarl was 25, the internet was a place where people were allowed to speak their minds. When teens and college kids were still openly using nigger and faggot in Cod lobbies and everyone was being edgy and fairly normal to be honest. Back then the cracksparrow schtick mightve worked. Not so much for a 37y old who is regressing, who's kid will be more mature than him by age 7, atlantic ocean be praised. He makes Jack Rackham look like Blackbeard.
 
mickrussom said:
Imagine a guy from a shack of a manufactured home in rural Vermont ripping into a glorious altar in a cathedral as a bunch of nonsense.
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Sir, we keep forgetting that Tarl's opinions about everything (especially politics, the best coffee, the best Maple Syrup, the best air dried meat, the best clothing for wearing in public. etc/etc/etc/....) are the only opinions that should be aired, since he is so above us plebeian mortals.😄
 
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anscochrome said:
Sir, we keep forgetting that Tarl's opinions about everything (especially politics, the best coffee, the best Maple Syrup, the best air dried meat, the best clothing for wearing in public. etc/etc/etc/....) are the only opinions that should be aired, since he is so above us are plebeian mortals.😄
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Don't forget his lengthy disquisitions about soups. They are special.
 
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