I'm feeling generous today so I am going to say something positive about Styx. He is consistent with his streaming schedule and the amount of videos he's made over the years. Even now, in his diminished state, he's still pumping out videos.
Very interesting video. I have watched literally thousands of his videos but stopped when he was lying about being in prison in New Orleans for a week. His garden videos were really good and informative. He had been going downhill for around 18 months before that with endless videos just repeating the same boring bullshit "It's all about the Benjygreens", "Chang the Janitor got hungry"
He was the first person that I heard talking about archiving everything and the person who was most involved in promoting the new at the time youtube alternative sites. He used to actually be well informed and be able to talk eloquently and interestingly.
He used to be really good and now he is just an interesting cow.
“If a person is in a state of delusional where they can’t distinguish between reality and in reality… they should be in a nut house… treat them until they understand what is right and is wrong…”
He goes on to say the justice system is corrupt and puberty could explain why that person did it.
“I’ve seen this in person, it happens all the time”. And then he digs into what’s clearly his ex before going back to his original point
Edit: his currently live talking about how women are crazy
Old time fan still on board, remembering when he was young. Styx appreciates someone reminds him how insane he is, cracking his knuckles as he does so. complaining about people being concerned about his insanity lately, and has said that he was more insane 10 years ago, and more normal now. States that he is "" Almost a sellout, shit, I Gotta do something about that". Also comments on how new red Bull is read, then takes a few gulps of whatever is in his cup.
1:00:04- 1:02:02 Alleges Government Drug ring, and Vermont Jail better then New Orleans Jail
Styx alleges the government has a system for selling illegal narcotics the obtain after a commenter mentions the government having all the good ingredients for drugs. Coast guard & CIA mentioned. A commenter makes pokes fun at him being in a jail, which leads to a conversation about Vermont Jail better then New Orleans Jail. A food and review is follows, Styx likes the Vermont jail pasta salad and having a bed to sleep in, without a pillow. "Vermont jails are pretty fucking posh" - Styxhexenhammer666
Styxhexenhammer Thinks half of those in jail are falsely accused, and will gladly fund the Vermont Jail system with his taxdollars.
1:02:02- 1:02:12 He is not drunk
Commenter asks if drunk, explains to his audience that others think he drinks a ton of alcohol. He said he is not drunk.
He never said he didn't drink alcohol recently, just not a ton of it. How much is a ton of alcohol to Tarl Warwick is anyones guess
1:07:13- 1:10:54 Kino Casino cope #1
A commenter askes about his opioid induced insomnia, which Styx666 denies, saying opioids, make him sick, recalling one Percoet made him vomit when he was 15, (after getting his wisdom teeth removed). Laughinging tick, and styx reads another commenter slapping back saying" thats the heroin talking". Laughs about people thinking he is a woman beating alcoholic, insists he did not do it.
I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaaht. Oh, hi, Mark."
Said by: Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) in The Room.
Styx notes that the Kino Casino crowd is here."I'm sure that they'll report back to Crazy Andy and PP and "whatever"
If he wasn't such a lazy fucker, he would see most of the clips come from the Kiwi farms.
Calls his hecklers stalker children losers trying to call him out. A commenter called hot dog man was around junkies his entire life, and notes Styx is fucked up. Insists he is not on opioids, but does list the drugs he had taken in the past, as well as using Weed occasionally, "not being a fan [of it]". Insists he is not fucked up, and "actually sober, unfortunately."
It seems he always laughs before addressing the detractors. It's a kind of weird, smug mental tick. I doubt he will start saying stalker child to his trolls, but it would be pretty funny if he did.
I don't use twitter, so I would not know. That was posted 8:57 PM · Mar 29, 2025, Maybe these 2 clips are the context for that tweet?
1:10:56 1:12:55 Old Man Styx Not a junkie, (but needs lots of money)
Tarl Warwick insists he is not a junky because is able to communicate, and somehow this transitions into Styx recalling the other day where he could not walk up a hill because of the intesne pain in his back. He had to call his mother to drive him home because his back hurt so bad he collapsed onto the grass, completely sober. Indicates his muscle, (where he was holding his stomach in the previous clip) seized up.
"I was bent over and I couldn't even goddamn walk it was, uh, a big problem." -Styxhexenhammer666
To summarize, the blood pirate was not on drugs, he was having back pain and that is why his mom need to pick him up. Also will not go to a docter for insomina (previous clip in thread) so he probably will not get this checked out either, because reasons.
OK sure buddy
Styx did not show his arms when pressed by a commenter, but did show us his arms (flail and cutlass) .
"we have our cutless, we have a flail, yeah, I think that this will do the job. I have a feeling that nobody wants to mess with this. I mean if you have a gun you can always uh do something, if you don't know, my dood, you're going to have a Fuckin problem"
Then states he is liquidating most of his possessions, except for certain items, his cutlass being one of the few possessions he will not get rid of.
1:24:08 - 1:24:54 Buckbroken Backbroken explained
Styx explains he was just walking downtown trying to get some food when his back gave out:
"I couldn't even stand up straight i was standing at about a 45 degree angle I literally fell down on the ground and I just sat there and I called my mom and I said "Look I need to be picked up because I literally can't even walk up this frigin hill. If I do, it's going to
goddamn kill me. I have no clue, what happened" "
1:13:04- 1:13:37Why he feeds the trolls
He likes to be open to his subscribers, and keep people informed. Wants to keep everyone informed on the good and bad, he just does.
Why he was kicked out of his house in the Netherlands was never clear. Why he is groping other women when he has/had a wife and child is also left unclear. What he is doing is encouraging prosocial behavior because it makes him money and gives him attention.
1:14:06- 1:16:42 Jailhouse rock
Commenter asks about the Jailhouse rock comment from his leaked DMs, Styx deflects and said he sang about gay sex a jail a while ago, naming the song "jailhouse Cock". Tarl Warwick comments his song about gay Jail sex "was pretty good". Also comes across a nut in the comments that drank 16 mountain dews alive, Styx questioning how he is still alive, concerned. Someone presses him on that song, and he sings part of it, trying to remember. "it was an elvis cover and its was about... gay prison sex." Insists it does not happen in jail, and gives advice about avoiding that, insisting if you follow his advice you will be fine. Commenter asked about the Lunge at the judge technique. Styx is aware of it, but never tried it. Still confused how that commenter that drank 16 mountain dews, he take a break, for some reason.
Tarl reads the mail on stream, and gets a mystery box from someone. It looks like sent him ?body wash? in the mail, couldn't see because he can't even do a unboxing video properly. A clanker named "Mr Cummings" sends him "all sorts of good stuff" and Styx thinks he sent the ?body wash? to cure his insomnia because Mr cummings's wife has insomnia. Styx makes a odd facial expression toward the end of it as he shifts in his seat.
1:20:39- 1:23:25 Kino casino fans heckle during tech issues (low energy clip)
Mentions a kino casino fan in comments as keyboard disconnects, then the mouse disconnects as he figits with it.His weapon attached to his hip is visible as he lazily gets his computer working properly again.Managed to get it working. The commenter must be from rumble, since its not in the live chat.
1:24:54 - 1:30:04 Andy Warsky Seething & Defamation, Kino Casino Seething & hurt feelings
Styx claims to have not cursed or spelled Andy Warsky, because he is not worth the time & effort. Fan asks him to read a bible to go to sleep, and styx explains he has a huge bible with explanations of verses he likes reading. Commenter notes that he is jelous of the sober, which leads to Styxhexenhammer666 defaming Andy Warski, stating that "he imbibes white powdery substances on a regular basis" and states questioningly "didn't he threaten to kill some dude in Vegas at one point, okay go ahead and judge me" Commenter states Andy is the same compared to you, making styx laugh Condescendingly. Styx States he never beat any one up, will not talk about his case because he is not retarded, and Styx calls Andy Warsky Retarded.
What a narsisistic statement. Styx also indirectly called Nick Rekeita a Retard insulting Andy Warsky lmao
Styx explains is not frustrated that people dislike him, he is pissed off because he does not understand why they dislike him, what set them off to dislike him. That is why he is pissed off at the Kino Casino. States he doesn't care again (past the 3 minute mark of "not caring" at this point)
Styx goes on about Andy, stating he praised him and warns Andy about alienating people with PPP on his team. Calls PPP a Retard, and the main problem with Andy Warsky. Styx states he was a long-term friend of Andy and promoted Andy Warsky, and all of a sudden PPP starts talking shit about Styx, and Warsky did not say anything to stop the criticism.
I view this as emotional manipulation of his fans who want to give Styx666 the benefit of the doubt. It's narrative building to make him look sympathetic and trick low information viewers of valid criticisms of Styx's actions. PPP has stated multiple times his problem with Styx started with it was his computer grift where Styx pretended to be god and write a good word to those who donated to Styx's laptop fundraiser so they could get into heaven, or some shit like that.
1:34:53 1:36:43 More Kino Casino Seething
Wanted andy to hold back PPP from going all out on Styx.
"...topical criticism perfectly, okay there's nothing wrong with that, you have a problem with them so you can address that problem, but if you have a significant problem especially when you lean into legal claims you're going to need to Fucking tone it down because I'm not going to deal with that. I don't want it on my channel, i don't want it on my stream I don't want it in my life, and I don't want it in my personal interactions so you're going to have to cool it. That's what I would do. Um I suppose that Andy decided not to do that with pee whatever again I don't really mind, it's just sad"
1:37:05 - 1:37:58 Vague threat of Future Revenge against Mister Metokur, Kino Casino and those mocking him.
Commenter does not like the 3 of them fighting, because they have a lot in common. Styx agrees to a point, but thinks Andy got wasted and decided to haul off on him.
Makes this statement:
"Metokur and certain others, Kino Casino Metokur others, all gunning for me. Well... wait until the gun is pointed the other direction Motherfucker. Just saying" Note: He currently does not own a gun, but will get them back eventually. later on (see next clip, near the end) he states he is not threatening anyone with guns.
1:43:30 - 1:48:40 Coffee comparisons, Don't talk about case or cops rant
Commenter asks when legal stuff is behind him, Styx will not say it publicly. Another Commenter likes Quartering, and Mr Warwick mentioned Coffee brand coffee is pretty good, before sniffing the bag of his own "clank blend, mmm from jamin bean".
Addresses commenter, Tarl Warwick goes on a rant telling people again not to talk about case except those you can fully trust or in your immediate circle, which transitions into not talking to cops.
Confirms he has been taken in by the police on 2 different occasions. Proceeds to talk about how he is going to plead not guilty "and not go into detail about it because the case is still open"
This quote was toward the end, and stood out, because he could have said any crimes, but chose to mention these:
"in some cases depending on the crime they may not have a choice they may have to charge you they may not even want to but they have to . For instance anything related to neglect of a child, domestic violence, rape, anything like that any severe crime they have no choice but to take you in "
Towards the end of the clip, he backtracks and says he is not threatening people with guns.
I’m watching the live where he’s talking about a black kid who murdered a white kid at a track meet. Most notable takes so far is Styx doesn’t think it’s a race issue and the black guy is innocent because he knows about being falsely accused before and justifies it by explaining how he’s currently carrying a sword and has another knives and swords around him. He says he’s doing a pirate lawyer speak saying it was self defense.
“If a person is in a state of delusional where they can’t distinguish between reality and in reality… they should be in a nut house… treat them until they understand what is right and is wrong…”
You mean like if you think you can change traffic lights and murder prosecutors with "chaos magic?" Yeah that's pretty nuts. Anyone who thinks that should seriously get help.
Just remember, folks, Tarl always likes to say that he doesn't get into internet drama.
He just generates it like a dynamo about to self-destruct.
The guns, the blades and morning star: He reminds me of Larry, an antisocial kid in my class who couldn't get along or really even fight, but thought he had a sure thing when he put a Vulcan death grip on a couple of kids.
Caught some of the end, he was getting absolutely destroyed in the live chat. His retarded YouTube audience was baffled. @Robotic Kiwi is gonna have some fun with this one!
Styx just loves stabbings and bladed conduct. Karmelo Anthony was defen-dindu-ing himself. The Slender Man stabber dIdN't EvEn KiLl aNyOnE!!!
Styx wears his ball and chain in public?
After he looks into the case (since he was unaware of it) I'm sure that he'll backtrack and say that in this case it may not have been justified. "Forgive me for giving an accused the benefit of the doubt...I'm sorry, I just believe in the principle of innocent until proven guilty."
>"Have you ever met a rational 12 year old? I haven't."
Did Styx grow up in a barrio in El Salvador or something wtf? Where do you see 12 year olds murdering people reguarly besides Central America?
No, he does not go out into public. I've never seen multiple goths together, and I've never seen goths in Taco Fresco. There was a single LaVeyan Satanist who worked at Stewarts very briefly like 4 years ago. I believe whole-heartedly that Styx gets everything from his parents and he leaves the house once every few months.
It's hilarious.
Wednesday Quartering stream - he's "sleepy" and it makes him doze off, mumble, answer nonsensically and be unstable.
Thursday stream - he's gripped by insomnia and is even more sleepy, yet he sounds fine.
Friday stream - he's finally gotten some rest and he sounds fine once again, comparable to the previous day. [EDIT- pre bathroom break, anyway.]
It sure helps clear things up when he leans into his sleep problems and how he's had them for years and years. Oh? Lol, and he's only been so zoned out the one time, then? Ok. same.mp4
Also, apparently his faggy affectation is supposed to be a Stolas voice from Helluva boss, I seriously though he was doing a George Takei voice.
He chose to do a 2:20 news/banz stream because " he had nothing better to do". This is roughly the first half of it.
Roughly 3 hr mark Stats for the livestream viewership, likes ect.
Something happened to the replay, confusing some of his followers.
Example link for the Assassin would-be links to part of the stream cuts to to Styx reading a comment, saying: "I guess you're Fucking a chicken" when it should be 15:21 for the start of that segment. So there might have been part of this stream cut out? I got the 2:20:41 version of it for reference.
39:44- 40:26 AND 49:00 -49:34 ANA50:38-53:48 Camello Anthony Pt 1: Styx666's very hot take
Confuses stabbing cases of the slenderman stabbing and the more resent one w/ Camello Anthony, //9Anthony has been charged with the murder of Austin Metcalf, 17, following a confrontation at a track meet in Frisco, Texas).
2 diffrent looking tall mostly Black Gentleman that scare people at night, I am sure it's very easy to confuse the cases. Styx what the hell are you drinking?
This leads to a humorus exchange between fans and styx, with styx insisting that he is guity until proven innocent, and the rest of his fanbase, including his sponsor Anton the biltong supplier, that the alledged stabber is in the wrong, and Styx literally knows nothing about the case. Styx starting reading into the case after a 3rd person commented to him, and read that Anthony was a A student, and star of the football team. Mr Warwick goes onto a mini- tangent about how sports captains get special treatment, and complains about bond being too high and notes he experienced excessive bond prices himself.
Tarl's First take:
" it sounds like they're basically trying to make money off of him it sounds like he may actually have legitimately be defending himself uh but the family is just using it as a grift fund that's what it looks like like that's my first take" 57:08- 59:08 Camello Anthony Pt 2 : Doesn't believe in anti-weapon laws ( in schools)
Styx takes the lolbertarian stance of being against Weapon restrictions... in a school. He wants everyone to have a weapon in a school, for personal protection. Biased to think that the alleged murderer was attacked first, and it doesn't matter he had a weapon on him. Styx says he has tons of weapons on him, and he isn't aiming to kill anyone.
Biltong Sponsor: "he started the fight"
Styx: "do we have ABSOLUTE evidance of that?"
Styx goes on to say if that were the case, it he would be the murderer, pauses, then insists he doesnt know the whole story.
First noted in the thread by @AncientPhosphur. Thank you for pointing out this funny / insane exchange
Its funny as fuck having his fans and a sponsor try to tard wrangle him away from his personal biases and bad takes throughout the stream. You think he is going to come to reason, then he goes right back to arguing for the worst take several times, like a fish refusing to be caught, .
59:22 - 1:03:36 And 1:03:41 -1:07:46 Lawyer Styx666
Someone has to explain to him the kid was underage, the race of the people in the news story, and quotes from the alleged stabber. Styx admits it "changes the storyline" and Styx says this:
"not surprised uh if the liberal legacy media wouldn't be reporting on that by the way due to the color of his skin uh that being said I still presume innocence until guilt is absolutely proven." And "There are plenty of people who have been falsely accused of crimes, I know this better than most, just sayin. so you'll excuse me if I don't necessarily trust the justice system"
Another commenter:" it was premeditated he had his hand in his backpack on the knife"
Styx: "That doesn't necessarily tell the full story though i'm arguing devil's advocate here i'm going lawyer mode so I've got my lawyer hat on. I'm, I'm the pyatical lawyer..." and Styx666 goes into sleezy lawer mode under the guise of devils avocate. Styxhexenhammer666 thinks he would make a good lawyer.
According to styx, if someone tells you not to touch them that gives you the right to defend yourself, (with a knife, in a school) and a teacher should have stepped in. The same logic goes for telling someone to leave, sympathizing with the attecker because the person in the tent was being aggressive trying to get the other person out of the tent. Hides behind devils advocate, and loves legaleeze. Got told Jerimy covered it and to ask him... Silence from styx. Necessity to retreated mentioned in comments, Styx claimed the black dude was attacked, and had no choice to defend himself, "Rhetorically" Styx claims to view it from a academic perspective and detached himself to analyze it from a legal perspective, pushing up his glasses after that remark. "it's one of my advantages and disadvantages in life" Not clipped: Styx Notes he will probably skate though
1:07:52 - 1:10:26 Touching is aggression (Punch your grandma if uncomfortable)
Styx thinks it's justified to punch someone if you tell them not to touch them.
"If I tell you "Don't FUCKING Touch ME! ", and you do so much as flick your finger on me, I will punch you in the face.[Shrugs] Just the way that it is, and I'm perfectly Justified in doing so. I have told told you do not touch me, you have just touched me, you are violating my rights. just the way that it is"
He gets called out by is commenters for this, and he further explains that its normal in English law, " unless your are in Louisiana uhh, this takes effect,". Goes on about if someone says "don't touch me" you leave them alone, and says this:
"Just leave me alone, go away, I don't have to command you to not touch me in order for you to leave me alone"
Styx666 Goes into detail on what he meant from a commenter, claiming its common sense while audio gives a tinny foghorn twice, and then exclaiming its hot (60 degrees) and he is sweltering.
This whole clip might illustrate his legal defense strategy for the Domestic Abuse charges.
Warning: This is why @Null tells users not to touch the Lolcows. You'll end up with a bloody nose, or worse. If you get really close and chummy with one, you end up like this. Keep your distance.
1:10:26 - 1:12:27 Snitches on Clanker Lawyer & Moral compass for lawyers
Styx Snitches on a Lawyer clanker (no name drop, chickens out) acting unethical as a lawyer, and Syxhexhenhammer666 "respects him greatly, Great guy." Styx met other lawyers, seeing the tricks of the trade and notes that "what is legal, what is ethical, and what is civically acceptable are often mutually exclusive". Tries to play it off as a idealistic world scenario and notes its not a perfect world, ending with "that's just the way that it is... "
1:14:08 -1:15:05 logic loophole: police... and Biltong ad read
Styx misses the point a commenter notes about police brutality based on the logic Styx has for the Alleged stabbing murderer. Tarl Warwick disagrees with the ultraviolence the commenter mentioned, and confirms he dealt with the police recently, and notes that they are kind then states: "doesn't matter if you've committed any reasonable crime" Then goes into an ad read for
1:25:21 - 1:27:17 12 year old should not be in prison, just hormones. Example: his female relative.
Commenter states that Styx is wrong about the slenderman stabbings, and Styx believes that 12 year old's should not be in prison, its just hormones, and uses a unnamed reletive as an example:
"you're going through that age where you're all hormonal and weird shit like that we all know what it's like let's let's face it let's be real. You know what it's like um and so sometimes you get overly aggressive. Just Happens, you know "
Another commenter calls that cringe, styx parroting it. Tarl warwick Complains that the slenderman stabber was in a medical prison and should not have been there, blaming the government messing up one in a million times, calling it "very Strange"
Yea I dont think its just hormones that make people want to punch you. Most people would be furious at you styx for being associated to someone larping as a Pirate Vampire practicing period blood magic spells with a domestic violence case looming over you.
1:21:12 - 1:22:59 Clanker uninvited Invitation to his house (This is bait)
Styx states he doesn't have a postal address, and that he trusts the Clanker crowd. Tarl Warwick offers a semi-serious invitation to his clankers notably "cute girls" to come over and show up with-out permission on his front lawn.
Quote:
"cute girls are invited 24/7 it does not matter if you ask for permission just fucking show up, Jesus age Christ. Yeah and then it would be funny because dudes would show up because of all the girls that have shown up. And it'd be like an orgy on the lawn or something, By the way... I am semi... unserious about this, I don't actually want people to show up uninvited. eh but cute girls yeah, they're cute"
Disclaimer/ Warning: This post is for archival purposes only. Do not Harass, visit, or sleep with this person, as he is armed, dangerous, and mentally ill. It goes against site rules to touch the cows, and Styx did say he was joking, DO NOT take his invitation seriously.
1:24:20 - 1:25:17 Can Smugly feed the trolls all day (Stockholm syndrome levels of coping)
Commenter notes that there are no girls on the internet, which tarl rebukes, saying there are plenty of them here, calling them "clankettes", then moans weirdly. Laughs at troll comment, loudly and smugly reads it, laughing. Quoted:
"NYAH Ha Ha Ha Hehha ha ha ha ha Derek I Fucking love you. "Imagine being Stixs's elderly parents having to put up with your black magic wielding son hitting on and bringing out girls half his age to the house all the time girls who are barely mentally disturbed." hahahaha, HA. You're now one of my favorite commentators actually. ha hehehehe yeah I can do this all day, I don't have anything else to do actually. I might as well do Bantz"
The following clip below shows that money cannot buy good taste, or sanity.
47:55 -49:00 AND 54:18 -54:37 Onate Codpiece, slightly used & courtroom appearance
Taking a sip of "Sprite-water", he is not a big fan of sprite. Commenter greets him in a pirate fashion, stating that every captain needs a ornate codpiece. Styx is really willing with having his fan send him a ornate codpiece. Tarl Warwick states he looks like a pirate and will dress like what he is wearing to court, minus the hat / sunglasses, and doesn't need to do anything regarding his attire. Later on someone offers to sell a ornate codpiece, but it is slightly used, to Styx. Styx says for the right price and size, he will take it.
" I take a medium generally" - Styxhexenhammer666 on codpieces (used or new)
This is great work, not having to watch his shit to keep up with his years long meltdown is a life saver.
It also helps keep his view minutes down.
These live streams were always more or less shit, but 2.5 hours of it? Ugh.
The grabs are a bit out of order, but deathbyastonishment5798 claim's to be Tarl's concerned mother, and another commenter thinks that the accounts lengthy subscription and dozens of comments are consistent with motherly interest.
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", and you do so much as flick your finger on me, I will punch you in the face.[Shrugs] Just the way that it is, and I'm perfectly Justified in doing so. I have told told you do not touch me, you have just touched me, you are violating my rights. just the way that it is
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