🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
If anyone is curious what Captain Warwick be sailing on here high seas.
I think this is most likely, doing a quick search of an archive, is what he is referring to as the Flying Dutchman:
"Red Beard Runner Or Black Seas Barracuda
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Your probably right about those ships being the right ones, as they are from around his his childhood. Its still funnier to think of him bragging about a tiny Lego Spongebob ship named the Flying Dutchman though.

Notable clips w/ timestamps for 4/9/2025: Monday LIVE: Bantz and News Time!
8:12-910 Society & Styx's skillset

pre-clip context: giving a long winded lecture about US schools being horrible, and how things should be, and how certain people should not do certain roles they cannot do. This was the article he was commenting on, archived: What Teachers Unions Don’t Want You to Know about School Choice
The clips starts with Styx proclaiming that the US needs to get serious as a society, and that Styx informs his viewers he cannot do math. If you get your taxes from Tarl Warwick, you will get audited. Brags about his skillset:
  1. charismatic
  2. capable of speaking
  3. very literate
  4. gardener
Live chat after saying it:
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15:06 - 15:55 Rumble views down + Youtube complaints Cope and Seethe

Comments on how there was once around 1000 people watching on rumble now there are only 200-300. Also complains about Youtube notifications working. Styx666 says he is just fine.

8:12-8:40 magical algorithm words and rumble complaints.

Sigilstone, a commenter on Styx's streams, knows just what magic set of words styx should say to encourage the algorithm to pick up his content more, just for the laughs. Styx reads them, laughing, then states that Rumble has abandoned him now, and youtube is treating him better now, presumable for this stream.

16:47 -18:05 Pays to be a Vampireate (in Skyrim)

Styx says it pays to be a vampirate in "a Skyrim sort of game". Goes on a D&D like rant of the the skillsets he would have as a Vampire, his magical abilities, and remarks that you can become a vampire in Skyrim, notes the immortality cool but is not worth it due to the magic debuffs in sunlight.

19:00- 19:42 Gas Station goth chicks

Goth chicks were checking him out in his pirate outfit. It was an ego boost to have mid 20 chicks flirting with Tarl.

20:00- 20:38 Vampirism < Battle mage

Tarl explains he doesn't like a Vampirism or werewolf modein elder scrolls 3 . Also Rumble issue could be due to him streaming at a lunctime.

21:50 22:50 Shekels and Morrowind vampires

Superchatter said he gave Tarl Shekels, and Styx666 has actual Shekels next to him, in his pirate treasure. Most of it is over 100 years old. also Morrowind Vampire lore. (most people hated / disgusted by vampires early games, to the point where people would hunt the character down) Styx is aware of this.

23:10 - 25:54 Regarding Co-hosting w/ Quartering

Doesn't know if he was co-hosting today or if fired. Apprently the Quartering has his rumble contract ending shortly and he doesn't know if Jeremy is going to pay people. Styx will do it for free. Also does not know why people dislike the Quartering, praising him, and mentioning the Quartering has taking a liking to Luke Ridkowski, a person who has been on Tim Pools show in the past.

28:08 -31:50 Obama is right wing and GAY!!!, according to Styx666 (political rambling)

According to Styx, Obama is considered right wing by much of the Democratic party, and is the first gay black president. Obama might as well be orange as well, considering his similarities to trump's policies as analyzed by Tarl Warwick. Pities Barack Obama despite not likening him.

32:32 -33:10 Bovrite

After commenting on the democratic party being communists for choosing AOC, Tarl eats Bovrite with his fingers, commenting on its like chewing on beef bullion.

48:29 -49:46 AND 50:11 - 52:09 AND 52:47- 54:45 Show off Hot Sauces (spill+eat once)

Leaked hot sauce on himself. A clanker sent him one of the hot sauces he has, drank its out of the bottle. Camera has been autofocusing durring livestreams and that is why it is blurry. After Bilton ad read, goes back into his sauces (cliped out). He bought a spice sauce called "SLAP YA MOMMA" goes on to other hot sauces, "which are only a small sampling of what [he] has." addressed a comment (clipped out) and goes back to the Hot sauces, this dude said at least 50 bottles of hot sauces sent by subscribers. Commenter tells him best sleep he got was through physically exhaustion (pounding granite all day with a sledgehammer), and Styx comments that he does that. Comments a little more about hot sauce after this, (he likes tabasco sauce), but it 's not notable.

Not clipped: styx has a broken phone screen, commented on it in the livestream several times. Needs to get it repaired.
 
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Well, it's less than two weeks until his trial, a week from Tuesday if I'm not mistaken. I *was* betting on rehab, until I learned more about the financials and practices of the Big Easy. They're gonna hit him with every fine at every max level they can for a first offender, which is always constrained. According to AI, fines cap at 200 without a weapon and 1K with a weapon that isn't a firearm. Unless they count DVRO PER VIOLATION, this isn't gonna break his bank. He should get his back pay from Jeremy and this will just take a chunk out of that. Now, on the other hand, if EACH violation of the DVRO can be fined and he is fined the maximum, he could be in dire straits. Normally, first time offenders get wrist slaps, but tourists might not get this benefit.
 
an_actual_reptilian said:
I fuckin love the idea that a 4 yr old has more courage than Hextard does.
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That one was unusually coordinated early on, good balance, accurate shot with iron sights, good dancer. He's a tall, well muscled guy now. I'm not surprised that he learned to ride bike at four with no training wheels. His pa, on the other hand, didn't learn until age ten. That was when I was finally tall enough to figure out my sister's abandoned bike.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
on the other hand, didn't learn until age ten.
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That was me too. My dad tried and tried to teach me in vain. Then one day, I strode onto the bike saddle, got mad at the bike, pushed the pedal down as hard as I could with my right foot. I notice I am on the bike going straight...oh shoot..start pedaling! And I was off.
 
anscochrome said:
That was me too. My dad tried and tried to teach me in vain. Then one day, I strode onto the bike saddle, got mad at the bike, pushed the pedal down as hard as I could with my right foot. I notice I am on the bike going straight...oh shoot..start pedaling! And I was off.
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I have zero respect for a "man" who can't even ride a bike. It's like I don't think anyone so stupid they can't even swim is even a human. If you can't do either of those things, you are barely even human.
 
AnOminous said:
I have zero respect for a "man" who can't even ride a bike. It's like I don't think anyone so stupid they can't even swim is even a human. If you can't do either of those things, you are barely even human.
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Maybe he really is on the ASD spectrum; they have trouble with coordination. A friend of mine tried learned to drive when he was in his thirties but couldn't get the hang of working the clutch. Couldn't swim, couldnt tie his shoes, either. I think he told me that looking at himself in the mirror was horrifying because of the other pair of eyes staring back at him. He was a mess.
 
Strawberries, cherries, and Sam's stolen blood in Spring. Tarl's Stolas Wine is really made from all these things. Scare off your subscribers and risk doing some hard time. And I will give to you, Stolas Wine.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
How hard is that, unless you're some kind of spastic? My youngest just needed a single push on a gravel driveway and off he went, age four.
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I'm fairly certain that I remember him saying it was dangerous to ride a bike, and that's why he wasn't interested in learning. This was when he was still in The Netherlands. I want to say I'm certain because I looked up the number of car deaths vs bike deaths in relation to it, but without a source I can't be 100% sure.

I suppose he could mean it's dangerous to ride a bike around drivers, which is true, but he was still in the fucking Netherlands at the time. The cities are made for travel by bike. 100% him just being a fucking spastic.
 
Notable clips w/ Timestamps from 4/8/ 2025 livestream: Tuesday LIVE: Nazi Olympics, Trumps Portrait, The Dire Wolf and De-extinction
Part 1
There was so much coping and seething about Kino Casino and lower viewership I need to make another post about all those notable clips in the livestream. Only halfway through the livestream.

2:29 Tarl thinks about: Nazi Trannies in the Olympics & the Bovrite lube Q

Talks about how Nazis had trannies in the olimpics and the ones calling right wingers Nazis are misinformed. Somebody asks if he used bovrite as lube, Tarl Warwick said no, but it could be lube. Being vulgar, he says that pussy Juice is the best lube.
What the fuck.
This is what I could gather from that claim :
How Dora the Man Competed in the Woman's High Jump (A)
"in fact, the documents suggest the Nazis only discovered the true identity of their model athlete much later."
New Research Reveals How the Nazis Targeted Transgender People (A)
There was probably 1 German tranny in the Olympics because apparently this is what German women looked like this back then:
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Source of picture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ratjen
I don't know what styx is smokin, but he should stop thinking about NAZI TRANNIES.

4:45-5:20 Can"t cast sleep spell

Complains about Insomia, chugging starbucks because he likes it, but not the company. Can't preform sleep magiks because it will not work

10:07- 11:29 Weird ad read (Sniff coffee, Bovrite king)

He likes to sniff the bag of jamnbean.com coffee once a day. Free shoutout for Biltong usa, with him posing and proclaiming himself as the "Bovrite king".
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Also bitched about not finding "proper" english muffins for his bovrite after going to 2 seperate stores.

11:39 -12:26 Quartering update (4/8/ 2025)

According to Styxhexenhammer, Quartering is in a "transitory period" and didn't stream yesterday, but didn't quit streaming. Styx666 offered to do for free, but Quartering really wanted to pay the people working for him so he didn't. Styx was sad, and says it in a odd tone.

20:16- 20:44 Tarl Warwick clone activities

Pre-clip context: Story regarding Dire wolves being revived. Styx goes on to say we should do that with other extinct species, clone them by the hundreds and let them go free and see what happens to give them another surviving chance generically
commenter "My own smithy" said "my own clone now neither of us will be virgins" Styx likes that idea, wanting to do paradoxical stuff with his clones, and buy a trawler, and go to war with them.
He didn't say directly he would do Gay shit with them, but its implied pretty boldly.

23:35- 24:34 Native Wolves vs immigrant cows

Tarl is upset the wolves were driven to extinction in Vermont. Styx is pissed off and his argument boils down to: It doesn't matter they were attacking cows, the cows were not here before, the wolves were here first. Coyotes are here, why aren't you angry about them?

24:36 24:04 past life regression, afterlife, and some fake Magic

This clip is his belief system about what happens after you die. Tarl does not believe in past life regression, going on a rant about it. tells mystics they are diluting themselves, in a condescending tone.
This quote stood out:
"...you can go to somebody who will charge you money to tell you what you were in a past life or you can delude yourself with some sort of fake magic, mmm but past life regression is not really a thing. Sorry. "
commenters ague with him, and he condescendingly tells them they are wrong, and Styxhexenhammer666 says "I would love to remember how fucking cool I look right now as a goddamn pirate I will not be able to. That's sad ."

(48:55- 49:29) Dill Dough

Styx does not eat dildo, but eats Dill Dough. Also mentions that his audience is all adults here so its fine (stream is not age restricted)

55:53 - 59:43 police unions and Jailhouse story

Political sperging about unions leads to a discussion about crooked unionized cops, and but states him knowing good cops.... in jail he was not mistreated. Recalls a Jail story:
Cell next to him had a druggie in it, meth/alcohol styx assumes. Word salad and talking to styx (styx was out of it due to exaustion) druggy started yelling at older black gentleman like a nut, started trying to rapping and dancing and word salad. If he was sober, Tarl thinks he would be a pritty cool dude. Tarl Warwick watched the only other white person in the jail (skinhead) go off and was the only one causing problems, all the black dudes were not living up to the stereotype. Someone asked if he was Jailhouse rocked, and Tarl said he was not, and only preditors or gay dudes get fucked in jail. Then he sits silent for a couple of seconds.


29:16 - 31:10 AND 32:02- 32:15 AND 35:55-39:59 Algorithm's fault, not his time in the brig.

Styx is still blaming the algorithm for his viewership woes instead of his time in the slammer. Styx competing with the timeslots of other shows are his other theory, musing about it livestream. Tarl Warwick says he cannot compete with Russel brand, knows his limitations. Tarl tinks it is a problem to wake up earlier to do his videos and livestream. The Pirate Peganist admits he is no longer on the front page of Rumble anymore, and his power he imbibed from Rumble has diminished.
Must have rolled a critical fail
Later, someone tells Tarl Warwick has 0.123% of his subs watching him right now, and Styx 666 acknowledges this, and blames the algorithm again.
Another person comments on it on it, Says even if everyone viewing it shared it out, only 200 or 300 people would show up to his shows, at best... because of the algorithm working like that. He is convinced Youtube is demoting him, because he is using the same formula as before...? Rumble is not promoting him as well. It is not his fault, he is not getting stale, because that would only be a small percentage. Person in the audience calls his hat GAY, but Styx insists its not gay, and gets praised for it references Gas station gothic chicks. Takes a large swig of Starbucks canned coffee, and states that these companies are conspiring against "us" and doesn't want independent content, would rather have "CNN and Cenk Uygur and other Retards" on their platforms instead. Comments on other things, and Jenny Simon, the loony commenter that told styx she hit her boyfriend with a rolling pin on the April 4th stream, says she likes the hat.

(Multiple clips in one, see timestamps below) Seething and coping about Kino Casino (commenter interactions)

This is only a part of the amount of coping & Seething in the stream Click on the spoiler below to get information/ exact timestamps, since its a lot of text.
Kino Casino Coping & Seething #1 (5:20 - 5:51):
He will never respond to PPP And warski Does "not respond to irrelevant people., Not interested! they can uhhh if warski wants to stab me in the back, that's perfectly fine",,... Styxhexenhammer666 thinks PPP was always had a problem with at him for no reason "whatever"

Kino Casino Coping & Seething #2 (42:06- 42:44)
Styx reponds to another commenter, He wasn't on there, they were just hyping Styx up. " they'll will get theres, I'm not, Particular, ly concerned."
Was he trying to bully the trolls? "ha look at you attitude., I don't care what you think" He feeds the trolls so willingly.

Kino Casino Coping & Seething #3 (44:16-45:46)
Tarl warwick addresses a commenter that is negative to the casino, Tarl starts name calling PPP and upset that Andy Warsky is acting like this, actually tried to message him about it. Styx recalls he was part of the biggest shows on the internet hosted by Warski, and had his back when he had problems. Styx says Andy is the next howard stern, but not in a good way, but has a lot of talent. Tarl still doesn't know whats going on with that. Tarl insists he is not going to put up with it, and doesn't give a fuck at the same time.
Using Ad homins usually means you lost your shit and can't have a meaningful conversation anymore. Also I don't recall Styx advertising going on the Fuck Andy Warsky show hosted by Ethan Ralph, so he plays off his ignorant audiences sympathy for him.

Kino Casino Coping & Seething # 4 (46:21- 47:44)
Mr. Warwick remarks how a simple question asking PWR will be clipped by the boys at Kino Casino. Styx copes, "any attention is good attention, Perfectly fine" Some low voice talks in the backround, and Tarl Warwick continues to feed the hecklers, as they tell him the kino casino think Styx beats women and is an alcoholic..."well I mean... he is entitled to be wrong, if he wants to be [chugs Starbucks canned coffee] means absolutely notehing to me dude" Styx thinks his content is more relevant, and He gives the casino permission and other to complain about him. styx666 doesn't report videos, unless he is defamed / claiming he did something illegal . The vampirate ends it by saying "it means nothing"

Kino Casino Coping & Seething # 5 (49:29-50:35)
Once again going on the defensive that he his isn't a wife beating alcoholic. Styx says he will not sue for defamation after a concerned viewer insists he does so, "they can say whatever they want about me" Also Styx comments there are 1000 on X viewing this, and Styx insists that he cannot see the comments because he can't collate the comments on his stream.
MATI steams have comments from multiple different platforms, so it is possible to do. Styx just doesn't have the skills to do it..
 
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