🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Laylithe said:
Hey Sarah, I know you read these and I know you're on here because you and Tarl talk about it on twitter. I'm sorry that you flew all the way out here, rented a jeep wrangler to drive from Albany to Rutland to come fuck Tarl (just a couple weeks ago in March) but you can't just give up on him; everyone is abandoning him! Including me, someone he continues to claim he's desperately in love with but will have gross old women like you fly out here to fuck while he's in both a marriage and claiming to be dating me but not anymore. That sad, sorry message you sent about how you can't be with him is bullshit; don't you back out on him now you crazy MELON-vagina! You enjoy your hotel stay, enjoy getting your pussy sucked, and take one for the team and I'm sure he'll give you a large cut of his bitchute payout, grow you flowers and shit you bitch ass cunt. You and his mom probably have a lot in common since you're closer in age. I hope you oh get rot crotch and fall madly in love together.
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You abandoning Tarl??? This post says otherwise!!
Why bring Sarah into this love triangle? Maybe Tarl finally moved on?
You gloat thinking you are better than these side chicks, when in reality you are the ugliest human being on earth it's not what's on the outside that matters. Until then you will always be someone's second. Take your siblings advice and check yourself in to the psych ward.
By the way how do you know all this shit like renting a car maybe Tarl needs a PFA against you!!

Stinks Abandoned Daughter said:
Get a job, mom of the year.
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BINGO!!!
 
PsychoSam said:
You abandoning Tarl??? This post says otherwise!!
Why bring Sarah into this love triangle? Maybe Tarl finally moved on?
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She just can't quit him. She needs money.
PsychoSam said:
Take your siblings advice and check yourself in to the psych ward.
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God help the poor behavioral health crew when Sam checks in for her quarterly spa weekend. It'll be staff splitting city! God help the poor psychiatrist or social worker who becomes her new Favorite Person. God help the milieu as she targets and triangulates her way through CBT groups and art therapy, then tries to hang herself in the shower room after lunch.
PsychoSam said:
By the way how do you know all this shit like renting a car maybe Tarl needs a PFA against you!!
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If I were Tardl (Thank God I'm not!) I would print up every crazy KF post from her, including the stalkerish ones, and take out a protective order. I would also sue her to claw back legal fees that I'd blown on her trailer park ass. She's an ingrate and a lowlife.
 
Laylithe said:
Hey Sarah, I know you read these and I know you're on here because you and Tarl talk about it on twitter. I'm sorry that you flew all the way out here, rented a jeep wrangler to drive from Albany to Rutland to come fuck Tarl (just a couple weeks ago in March) but you can't just give up on him; everyone is abandoning him! Including me, someone he continues to claim he's desperately in love with but will have gross old women like you fly out here to fuck while he's in both a marriage and claiming to be dating me but not anymore. That sad, sorry message you sent about how you can't be with him is bullshit; don't you back out on him now you crazy MELON-vagina! You enjoy your hotel stay, enjoy getting your pussy sucked, and take one for the team and I'm sure he'll give you a large cut of his bitchute payout, grow you flowers and shit you bitch ass cunt. You and his mom probably have a lot in common since you're closer in age. I hope you both get rot crotch and fall madly in love together.
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Someone's jealous.
 
You're MDNWU said:
This is the Facebook tier "small town perpetually stuck in the high school" mindset that airs their dirty laundry for the world to see shit I live for.

Thank you and remember to cast a blood spell on Tarl.
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Yep!

You know Kiwi friends if you're nicer to Sam she may be more inclined to share what's going on with Tarl - she has the milking stool. don't worry so much if she gets milk on herself.
 
Lukie said:
Yep!

You know Kiwi friends if you're nicer to Sam she may be more inclined to share what's going on with Tarl - she has the milking stool. don't worry so much if she gets milk on herself.
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Like any heifer, she can get out of order. A thwack between the eyes with a 2 X 4 is called for every little while.
 
LMN.OP said:
I was of the understanding that the reason Stolas is the lowest demon is because he betrayed Satan by assisting the humans with herbology, allowing them to restore their connection with God? Sounds retarded.
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The lowest tier demons are the ones that ruin Dante's pizza day. The demonology/occult lore says Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell. A lot of the demons teach humans various things like geology, metallurgy, tactics, rhetoric, math, and other skills. I think Hell has like 4 kings and one emperor or whatever. Apparently they're not all bad. Sparda was a mensch, and he's about as real as all the other demons ands ghouls and goblins.
 
Laylithe said:
Hey Sarah, I know you read these and I know you're on here because you and Tarl talk about it on twitter. I'm sorry that you flew all the way out here, rented a jeep wrangler to drive from Albany to Rutland to come fuck Tarl (just a couple weeks ago in March) but you can't just give up on him; everyone is abandoning him! Including me, someone he continues to claim he's desperately in love with but will have gross old women like you fly out here to fuck while he's in both a marriage and claiming to be dating me but not anymore. That sad, sorry message you sent about how you can't be with him is bullshit; don't you back out on him now you crazy MELON-vagina! You enjoy your hotel stay, enjoy getting your pussy sucked, and take one for the team and I'm sure he'll give you a large cut of his bitchute payout, grow you flowers and shit you bitch ass cunt. You and his mom probably have a lot in common since you're closer in age. I hope you both get rot crotch and fall madly in love together.
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Are you really this jealous? Hextard gave you hemorrhoids by shoving his unwashed thumb in your ass without consent and you're jealous this chick is there getting her "melon vagina" (what is melon vagina?) sucked?

Wow. Lol you totally have not moved on. Fuck you are obsessed with him. You need help Holy shit.
Please tell us more about Sarah though. Why are apologizing to her
 
AnOminous said:
He'll go out with a terminal shart.
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Or he'll just be finishing licking Bovrite off his fingers, going "Mmph!" and walking his audience through why he thinks it's good for the fortieth time, and his pop will bust down the bedroom door and perform a belated abortion. He'll dust off his hands and say, "Son, you really should have mowed the lawn more."
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Or he'll just be finishing licking Bovrite off his fingers, going "Mmph!" and walking his audience through why he thinks it's good for the fortieth time, and his pop will bust down the bedroom door and perform a belated abortion. He'll dust off his hands and say, "Son, you really should have mowed the lawn more."
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Realistically, he'll go into respiratory failure and lean over until he falls and knocks over his table of retarded bullshit. They'll tumble all over him, and his corpse will release his alchohol diarrhea and it pools around his Stolas fan art and his extremely gay metal bust of Trumps head. He'll go out with a tumble, a clatter, and a silent stream of diarrhea.
 
When he shows up, Jeremy will get his 7500 back and almost certainly square away Tarl's pay for 5-6 months of delayed pay on his show appearances. In the event he has to do a few days/weeks or a month, I'm sure he'll keep that commissary well stocked with some of his back pay. In the event Tarl has to do a bit of time, he might even get to do it in a less chaotic/ghetto jail for wybois and first time offenders. They might even insist on him starting chemical dependency treatment OR offering him chemical dependency treatment in lieu of prison (this is actually the most likely I'd wager). Because Styx has no assets or health insurance, the county will probably pick up 90 or 100% of the tab, even though he's out of state. He'll probably get his wrist slapped with a decent fine and be offered either 30 days jail or 30 days in-patient treatment.

Of course, the biggest hole in my prediction is if N'awlins wants to invest money in rehabilitating an outsider. Incarcerating him or rehabbing him are both expensive propositions, but he is a first time offender. Jeremy should settle up Tarl's full backpay before scrounging his bankruptcy papers together. Of course, above all, he's gotta button his fucking shirt.
 
Laylithe said:
Hey Sarah, I know you read these and I know you're on here because you and Tarl talk about it on twitter. I'm sorry that you flew all the way out here, rented a jeep wrangler to drive from Albany to Rutland to come fuck Tarl (just a couple weeks ago in March) but you can't just give up on him; everyone is abandoning him! Including me, someone he continues to claim he's desperately in love with but will have gross old women like you fly out here to fuck while he's in both a marriage and claiming to be dating me but not anymore. That sad, sorry message you sent about how you can't be with him is bullshit; don't you back out on him now you crazy MELON-vagina! You enjoy your hotel stay, enjoy getting your pussy sucked, and take one for the team and I'm sure he'll give you a large cut of his bitchute payout, grow you flowers and shit you bitch ass cunt. You and his mom probably have a lot in common since you're closer in age. I hope you both get rot crotch and fall madly in love together.
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All that to say you still love him and are jealous of him upgrading. I've some pathetic shit in my day, but damn woman, this is just sad.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
Of course, the biggest hole in my prediction is if N'awlins wants to invest money in rehabilitating an outsider.
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Big hole, indeed. Louisiana has been known to garnish the social security pay of people who moved out of state for its own mishandling of vehicle title transfers! And they do it with little fanfare, so the oldsters may not even know about it. Not dissimilar to the money laundering stuff the Democrats have been up to. If anything, Louisiana will find a silent, vampiric way to feed off Tarl's billfold. That is more likely than coughing up state dollars to rehab a Yankee.
 
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