There is one talent they have in common where Tarl might have Cobra beat: looking like a WWII propaganda poster.
Mostly because Tarl has the teeth
"You're not even the real Clint, doodt. Get hidden from my channel"
More like Bogwarts School of Drinkcraft and Boglimry.
Hogwarts is real, dude. It's a real place that Cobra was thrown out of for doing fucking Animal Party shit, while Tarl just sat in the corner and masturbated to cats.
I want to know how he got it past customs and if he is aware that transferring human body parts (yes, blood counts) is a felony.... It is possible to do it legally so I won't say he -did- commit a crime, but I would like to know if he did go through the legal hoops.
They aren't in Hell yet (some are kept in a place called the Abyss), but they know with absolute certainty that's what their fate is. All supernatural power is ultimately derived from YHWH and His Son, executed through the Holy Spirit; the angels were imbued with a degree of power in order to perform His will, and those who fell and were condemned are basically using stolen property.
Yet another clinically insane Hapa. I swear to god the mixture of east Asian and European genetics just drive people insane.A woman is claiming that she dated him and that he's abusive in reply to the kiwifarmsdotnet xeet about his blood ritual shit (apparently she has been covered here before, so just sharing/archiving)
Honestly combining multiple epic badass identities is par for the course for guys like him. Like why choose sonic or Pikachu when you can do both
For someone so adamant that Christianity is so dumb and hypocritical it's clear he's never actually read the Bible because it answers this question very clearly. I think even a cursory thought about religion could have figured out why a monotheistic religion would believe that only God is capable of "magic". It condems it as promising power and riches that only God can provide. It goes against God's commandment to have no other gods or idols before him. God gave humanity the gift of free will. To sell it for the power of magic missle is to spit in his face. It's also a tool to ensnare and manipulate people as evident by Tarl. He's fallen into basically every trap Christianity warns about and still wants to smuckle about how dumb they are.
He stole it from his Ex-Girlfriend Samantha (@Laylithe) who made the vial herself because she's the kind of woman who dated Tarl and of course she just had that laying around her house. This is the same woman who called the police on him in New Orleans. No interactions with customs.
Worse than that, Tarl took the fucking thorns off! What's the point without the thorns!?
So he worships a pretend owl, dresses like Jack Sparrow, and plans to cast spells on a woman he once fingered because they had a teenage internet break up and we have a partial eclipse on a full moon.....
