🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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"Communication must increase"... publishes one of his regular output slop as a business renegociation

"of course you're linked in every video that i'm making"... doesn't even know who exactly the video is for because he can't manage twitter DMs, or have the initiative to take a note somewhere (possibly in a cool sponsors grimoire)

ok, so he's just been doing his shoutouts without getting paid from most of them...

"I know what my brand is worth"... :story:
 
Guys - guys. Get this. Tarl has a 37 page TOME, edited by the His Stoleassery the Dark Lord Tarl Warwick of Schloss Chasanna in Rutlandberg on High - he has a TOME on the subject of BATHING. Yes, you heard me. Now we can know Dark Lord Tarl's inside tips and tricks on bathing.

Fully illustrated! Better grab a copy before these fly off the shelves, no printer can keep up with this!

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On his live stream The Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Warwick played kazoo, but not really, he hummed the imperial march from star wars into this plastic kazoo.


Monday LIVE: Actblue, Bernie Sanders, Canadian Hypocrisy, etc


1:17:19s in.

This lolcow meltdown is fuckin' epic

Captain Smack-muh-bitchup demands TRIBUTE from his cabin aboard the good ship, “Parent’s House”!


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Ok so in a day or two he posts a wax-sealed vial of blood I made that I was unaware he took from my home, claims to be casting spells overnight, and plays a kazoo that I bought in a pack of 10 from the dollar tree for my kids in his livestream.

Meanwhile...I've just been working, saving money and paying bills, going on dates with friends, taking my kids to the park, planning trips...Tarl if youre reading these please read children's books or do something beneficial. Make it a drunken bedtime story hour, for your daughter. Please. I'd ask you to get sober but I've wasted enough energy asking for that. Get your shit together or remand yourself.

Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo said:
It’s important to take it all in, brother. @Laylithe, when you and Tarl joined my Bible study in September, and the two of you were saying people should be initiated into the knowledge I was sharing, what exactly were you talking about?
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I think God reveals all in divine timing, I believe there is certain knowledge or sequences of information that can make a person's brain turn into what is essentially Joe Biden at any speech. I only speak for myself, juje.
 
mickrussom said:
Guys - guys. Get this. Tarl has a 37 page TOME, edited by the His Stoleassery the Dark Lord Tarl Warwick of Schloss Chasanna in Rutlandberg on High - he has a TOME on the subject of BATHING. Yes, you heard me. Now we can know Dark Lord Tarl's inside tips and tricks on bathing.

Fully illustrated! Better grab a copy before these fly off the shelves, no printer can keep up with this!

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I could summarize Tarl's philosophy on bathing in one word: "Don't."

There, saved you a purchase.
 
This has got to be one of the best trainwrecks I have seen in a long time.

Both Tarl and Laylithe as divided as they are, create fantastic synergy in this thread.
 
Spodermon said:
Any idea what the hell is this strategy of making a public video to his audience about renewing sponsorships instead of something like, I dunno, contacting said sponsors directly?
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He implies that the only way to maintain contact with him is to DM him on Twitter, but due to the volume of messages he gets they get pushed down where he cannot find them so he need new messages so they'll be at the top.
 
Laylithe said:
Ok so in a day or two he posts a wax-sealed vial of blood I made that I was unaware he took from my home, claims to be casting spells overnight, and plays a kazoo that I bought in a pack of 10 from the dollar tree for my kids in his livestream.
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Stolas grant me wings so my sides can launch into orbit!

HE STOLE A VIAL OF BLOOD OFF OF YOU TO CAST SPELLS AND IS PLAYING A TEN CENT KAZOO?!?!?!

 
Laylithe said:
and I'll work hard if it means avoiding being abused by a man who thinks he's proving a point by cheating on me.
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Official narcissist or not, Tarl doesn't care about you enough to prove a point. You are just another convenient gullible spinning plate to slip back into rotation for variety sake. He will say what he needs to get you under control in the moment. But he sure as shit isn't giving you a 2nd thought when he has some other fresh putang in front of him.

F95 said:
Sounds like Styx is running low on cash. Those lawyer bills must be taking a toll on him.
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Styx is "Rutland Rich." He has or had a high income for Rutland.

Styx yelling that he "knows what he is worth" probably comes from The Quartering who worked/works in marketing and still fixes internet personalities and products up with each other.

Maybe Styx asked The Quartering for more money, and The Quartering countered by asking how much money he makes from his current advertisers.
 
Laylithe said:
Ok so in a day or two he posts a wax-sealed vial of blood
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1) idk which is more insane, the fact you had something like that or him stealing it

2) can you post a picture of it if you ever took one in the past so we can check his livestreams for it in the background.

3) given styx is a high level wizard (lower than me however as I was able to compel him to return to the thread before), are there any other occult totally routine artifacts you have that you can share with us? so we know what he is working with in the psychosphere? Don’t leave anything out since as you can see he will even attempt to use something as seemingly benign as a kazoo to cast his murderous chaos magic.
 
Laylithe said:
Have any of you actually lived in the real world or do you all live by binary codes with 0 and 1? How often is the real world constant and stable? Never. Why the fuck would you ask ANY REAL WOMAN to be constant and stable in a world that is unpredictable as fuck? Stay on your toes, people! Men are meant to guide us through the physical world with stable provision, women guide spiritually through creativity
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If you're trying to play the "I'm just a smol confused girl uwu" card on this site, you've made a tactical mistake. We have a subforum called The Beauty Parlor that's full of some of the world's toughest, most feral women who don't need no man, and they eat smol confused girls for breakfast. Make up a better excuse than "I'm a woman" because that dog don't hunt.
Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo said:
It’s important to take it all in, brother. @Laylithe, when you and Tarl joined my Bible study in September, and the two of you were saying people should be initiated into the knowledge I was sharing, what exactly were you talking about?
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Probably 3-way Sodom-and-Gomorrah-style kinky sex, but you didn't pick up on the hints they were dropping and kept talking about the Bible, so they gave up.
 
Tarl making the statement that he knows his worth and renegotiating to a flat rate is saying the quiet part out loud as his viewership is sinking and his engagement is skewing negative - it's very telling.
 
Lukie said:
Stolas grant me wings so my sides can launch into orbit!

HE STOLE A VIAL OF BLOOD OFF OF YOU TO CAST SPELLS AND IS PLAYING A TEN CENT KAZOO?!?!?!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3dm2lBzm2AE
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This is actually kind of a great idea. If every BPD came with its own emergency vial of blood and kazoo, we might still have a 60 year old Kurt Cobain churning out real bangers.

Lukie said:
Tarl making the statement that he knows his worth and renegotiating to a flat rate is saying the quiet part out loud as his viewership is sinking and his engagement is skewing negative - it's very telling.
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Like every dad who blamed a fart on the dog, Tarl blames his recent subscriber slippage on the YouTube algorithm.

Uh huh - And monkeys fly outta my butt!
 
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Styx was just toying with the idea of destroying his YouTube Play Button for money.


As if he’s going to take down or break his only measure of “career” “success”.
 
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