🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Godmode said:
So Lord Tarl Von Warwick is like the Boss Hogg of Rutland? In fact, Tarl has probably already wiped out half of the Vermont Dept of Justice using chaos magic. You should call in the A-Team to protect you from Lord Warwick's minions (the Amish mafia, the satanic wizard covens etc...). The surviving cops are clearly under Tarl's thrall which explains why they refuse to take your totally real and not made up complaints seriously. #believeallwomen

Damn Styx I hope the pussy was superb to have to deal with thus level of fucking crazy!
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That's what makes this so tricky. She is crazy and fails to take account for her errors, yet she's not entirely without point or cause. She disingenuously portrays the message of "take accountability for your own copious errors than stick it to the faggot" as "just let the faggot get away with it." Tarl is legitimately guilty as hell and needs to be shoved in a locker, but she undermines her testimony with her whole "I dindu nuffin wrong" attitude. If she could just say, yeah, I'm a fuckup and a mess whose life is in complete disarray because of my own bad decisions, but at least I can be honest about it as opposed to a certain other faggot, she'd manage to get the high ground and actually have a chance of coming out the winner, but she refuses to admit her own copious errors so that she can be equipped to fight Tarl. She disingenuously translates this as "oh, so I should be punished and not him?" No. You should admit your crimes, so that you have a case for leniency and get the upper hand in your professed goal to hold Tarl accountable.

Admitting guilt doesn't make you weaker, it makes you stronger. I'm so sick of her saying "he's the one who should be punished, not I, I dindu nuffin wrong." Even the most vicious trolls in this thread agree that Tarl deserves greater punishment than Lay. Tarl is a forever loser. Lay still has a chance to redeem herself and she completely drops the ball every time she backtracks and equivocates. Every time she makes actual progress, she throws it away immediately. She's gotta get over her attention addiction and put her nose to a damned grindstone. She's got to get over the idea that she's gonna get a Prince Charming sugar daddy who is going to take care of another man's kids because he is smitten with Lay. That isn't on the table. On the other hand, she could do a lot better for herself and it is just downright unsporting to see this lay down and die attitude from her.
 
Godmode said:
Meh I dunno bro. I never believed the Nola cell phone massacre. Aside from being a lecherous pussy-hound, I think Tarl's biggest sin is grifting off of mediocre content. I also think Sam is fucking nuts and these two deserve each other.
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Hmm, I dunno either, but if you're wrong, it's on Laylithe to establish otherwise. The way she's carrying on, you appear to be right. The onus is on Laylithe to prove otherwise.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
Hmm, I dunno either, but if you're wrong, it's on Laylithe to establish otherwise. The way she's carrying on, you appear to be right. The onus is on Laylithe to prove otherwise.
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As disappointing as Tardle is in his downward spiral, I gotta say, he has iron discipline in comparison to his Lay. She oscillates between kissing and kicking at a higher frequency than 5G. Tarl, in comparison, is the OG Honey Badger, and the more he don't give a shit, the quicker Redneck Blanche DuBois comes on here with her latest Pap smear results. The couple brings the tragicomedy better than Shakespere.
 
Laylithe said:
Personally, I would never encourage a victim of public humiliation, sexual assault, sexual abuse, financial abuse, and physical abuse to remain silent.

Thank God I'm me and not you.
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I’m not trying to be rude and I mean if you want to open those wounds and sit through the arduous process of the court procedures (which I’ve been through) then by all means do it. But you must ask yourself, would it really be worth it to you, would it truly make you feel better?, would it truly close the book on your issues with Tarl? I personally don’t think it would, if I were in your shoes. Sometimes truly moving on, emotionally, spiritually, physically, etc, is the best victory you could have. I meant that as a suggestion based on experience. If you do some deep thinking and try to envision your feelings after going through the court process and you feel that I’m wrong, then go ahead and proceed. I just know that sometimes the idea of pressing charges and even winning the case, sounds better than it actually is when all is said and done. I wish you the absolute best, honestly I do. Do whatever you feel you need to, to heal fully.
 
SkinFlute said:
I’m not trying to be rude and I mean if you want to open those wounds and sit through the arduous process of the court procedures (which I’ve been through) then by all means do it. But you must ask yourself, would it really be worth it to you, would it truly make you feel better?, would it truly close the book on your issues with Tarl? I personally don’t think it would, if I were in your shoes. Sometimes truly moving on, emotionally, spiritually, physically, etc, is the best victory you could have. I meant that as a suggestion based on experience. If you do some deep thinking and try to envision your feelings after going through the court process and you feel that I’m wrong, then go ahead and proceed. I just know that sometimes the idea of pressing charges and even winning the case, sounds better than it actually is when all is said and done. I wish you the absolute best, honestly I do. Do whatever you feel you need to, to heal fully.
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You aren't keeping up well. 28 hours after the post you quoted, she posted the following.

Laylithe said:
Right, let me try to go up against some huge Youtuber who has followers and fans all over the world that are rich. That's totally not going to backfire, I'm totally not gonna have mafia members, occultists, Satanists, an angry Dutch family all coming after me because their little cash cow is having charges pressed against him for assault/battery.

I fear my children being left without a mother, it's not horse shit. You say grow the fuck up Nig Nog but grown ups get murdered all the time and I don't have time for that; I've got kids to raise.
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Two days ago, she was talking as if nothing would stop her and anyone with words of discouragement were defending an abuser. The very next day, nothing could help her and anyone encouraging her was ostensibly putting her at unnecessary risk. On Thursday, everyone on one side was a malicious devil, on Friday, everyone on the other side was a malicious devil. She speaks with equal zeal on both days, despite the fact that they are antithetical attitudes. She is simply combing for approval from the supporters of her pressing charges and, the very next day, seeks the approval of those who discourage pressing charges. I've seen her pull this trick TWICE in two months. A month ago, I was giving her credit for finally admitting that she was fucking up too, but the next week it was "I dindu nuffin wrong." A few days ago, she was "I don't care what you all think, I believe in myself." Now she is seeking everyone's approval and melts down when someone ridicules her. Everything she does is from a praise/effort calculation. Whatever gets her the most praise with the least effort at that moment is what she will do. It doesn't even have to match with what she said yesterday, because she can't be bothered to think about anything other than how she is feeling right now at this very moment.

It is, of course, everyone else's fault and she dindu nuffin wrong.
 
I "ain't duin nuffin" because working to pay my own bills, seeing my kids, and spending time with friends I lost touch with is more important (and awfully time consuming). Yes, I only care about how I'm feeling in the moment. How I felt yesterday doesn't matter, and tomorrow isn't here so why bother worrying? He's not bothering me at the moment, although those screams in his livestream the other day were pretty hysterical.
 
Laylithe said:
I "ain't duin nuffin" because working to pay my own bills, seeing my kids, and spending time with friends I lost touch with is more important (and awfully time consuming). Yes, I only care about how I'm feeling in the moment. How I felt yesterday doesn't matter, and tomorrow isn't here so why bother worrying? He's not bothering me at the moment, although those screams in his livestream the other day were pretty hysterical.
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The problem is that your feelings are dictating your choices. Not influencing, not informing, dictating. If you feel fearless, you make proclamations that you are in this for the long haul and will see it through to the end, win or lose. If you feel fear, you make proclamations that it is hopeless and chasing justice is a fool's errand. When you do a complete 180 just because your feelings did a complete 180, why should anyone listen to a word you say? Keep in mind, you're the one coming HERE to speak to US. We are not entering your space to speak to you. You are coming here to speak to us. The "I don't owe you an explanation" line wears thin when YOU are the one making the claims and inviting the dialogue. If you really meant what you said about "I don't just sit by and get abused", you wouldn't let the next day's feelings derail you. Or my jabs. Or anyone else's.

If you wonder why there is no stability or consistency in your life, congratulaitons, mystery solved. Tarl is a force multiplier on an existing issue, but if you want to see him held to account for his role in that, you have to lock down your own issues. Believe me, you have plenty. Holy shit.

Added in edit: If the first second is correct, jabs aside, good on paying your own bills and actually rising to some level of maternal duties. Some is better than none. On the other hand, if this is just your proclamation of the day, disregard.
 
Laylithe said:
I "ain't duin nuffin" because working to pay my own bills, seeing my kids, and spending time with friends I lost touch with is more important (and awfully time consuming). Yes, I only care about how I'm feeling in the moment. How I felt yesterday doesn't matter, and tomorrow isn't here so why bother worrying? He's not bothering me at the moment, although those screams in his livestream the other day were pretty hysterical.
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I understand the mixed emotions. I’m just trying to give you sound advice because I want to see you truly happy, not fake happy or temporarily happy. I just don’t think going through the wringer of the court systems will do that is all.

I actually know your ex and I live in a small town very close to the Rutland area. Your ex used to pick up packages for us.
 
SkinFlute said:
I understand the mixed emotions. I’m just trying to give you sound advice because I want to see you truly happy, not fake happy or temporarily happy. I just don’t think going through the wringer of the court systems will do that is all.

I actually know your ex and I live in a small town very close to the Rutland area. Your ex used to pick up packages for us.
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I see that you have 4 posts total, all in this forum, all with a consistent message. I have but a single question (or two). Since you appear to sincerely want to help Samantha/Laylithe and are within 2 degrees of her IRL, I find it curious that you choose to address her publicly, where any alog can interject and add commentary, as opposed through the site's direct messaging feature. Anything you have to say to her and anything she'd have to say to you is subjected to peanut gallery commentary, whether you desire it or not. Your posts appear to be intended to reach her directly and I can't help but think that direct messaging would serve your objective better. Don't get me wrong, everyone here, myself included, are here to see dirty laundry aired openly, but call it mercy on my end, but I do feel obliged to inform you of other options to avoid that outcome. Mind your surroundings and all that. That said, were you aware that you could direct message here and are you familiar with the culture of these boards? If so, your choice is a curious one.
 
SkinFlute said:
I understand the mixed emotions. I’m just trying to give you sound advice because I want to see you truly happy, not fake happy or temporarily happy. I just don’t think going through the wringer of the court systems will do that is all.

I actually know your ex and I live in a small town very close to the Rutland area. Your ex used to pick up packages for us.
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Dylan is pretty great, yeah. That's why he's the father of my kids. I got lucky before getting not-so-lucky.
 
Laylithe said:
Dylan is pretty great, yeah. That's why he's the father of my kids. I got lucky before getting not-so-lucky.
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How do you square with this with the superlative claims that he was abusive and endangered the children by not flushing the toilet ever? You went on a pretty epic rant about how horrible he was a couple months back and now this. Holy fuck, how do you live with no sense of constancy or stability? Holy fucking shit.
 
mickrussom said:
Isn't this the guy who leaves plops in the toilet and you railed against him? If he's great, get hitched and be done with the mess.
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You don't understand she FEELS differently this week, so reality shifted itself to make the reality of the matter consistent with her FEELINGS. She FELT he was bad before, so he was. She no longer FEELS that way, so he no longer is.

She is the living personification of why the Shania Twain lyric "if I change my mind, a million times, I better hear you say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it that way" is pure and unadulterated lunacy.

She self-diagnosed her own issue correctly by noting that she literally bases her pursuits on her feelings of the day. You'd think after this much god damned damage, she'd finally realize how stupid this is, but her masochism appears to be endless. Rather than seeing her feelings as incredibly fluid and truth as constant, she reverses the order and the results are what you see.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
You don't understand she FEELS differently this week, so reality shifted itself to make the reality of the matter consistent with her FEELINGS. She FELT he was bad before, so he was. She no longer FEELS that way, so he no longer is.

She is the living personification of why the Shania Twain lyric "if I change my mind, a million times, I better hear you say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it that way" is pure and unadulterated lunacy.

She self-diagnosed her own issue correctly by noting that she literally bases her pursuits on her feelings of the day. You'd think after this much god damned damage, she'd finally realize how stupid this is, but her masochism appears to be endless. Rather than seeing her feelings as incredibly fluid and truth as constant, she reverses the order and the results are what you see.
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I dont get the constantly flip flopping on both pussy hound idiot Dark Lord Tarl of the Warwickshire and Dylan the Delinquent Defecator - but this is probably normal for BPD chicks. What a rollercoaster just reading this shit. Imagine what its like in real life. And Dark Lord Tarl was pining for her in poetry and apology texts. She is the one with powers. I think maybe BPD chicks get a gift of being a black magic woman or some shit. Do BPD chicks get that MPDG energy (manic pixie dream girl)... Ugh.

Tarl's message to Sam after the no contact order.

The Dark Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna of Rutlandberg has proclaimed:​
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At great hazard i send you one last reponse to the message you left in the room. I am not cheating and wont. I didnt mean to hit you with the phone. I will never find someone as great as you. I have commanded mom to let you stay at (Castle/Trailer Warwick) if in need and yes you may reside at ????. My lawyer will push for the charge to be dropped and i hope to return soon. This is all my fault and i will stay off alcohol for life. I saw alcohol yesterday and felt only disgust for it and myself. I humiliated my family, hazarded my work, and worst of all now you arent beside me. I beg forgiveness and will become the man i need to be. I doubt you ever want me again but if theres even a one in a million chance, ill go the distance. You can reply but i dare not say anything further except i love you, be safe, and i will abide by the protection order. I will​
never deserve someone as perfect as you and will feel guilt for this forever.​
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The Dark Lord Tarl has spoken. ​

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The fact is, I get on my high horse and talk down on Samantha as if I am 100% better than her in every regard, but there are two things that I have to admit I share in common with her.

1) My back and forth on my own nicotine battle is not unlike her back and forth with her feelings on Tarl. I only marginally have the high ground on her because I don't ask others to cosign and validate that "putting a cigarette in my mouth isn't so bad, it connects me to a million fond memories of my youth." I tell myself that all the time, and often fall for my own bullshit, but I don't try to get others to say "yeah, you light that fucking cigarette and to hell what anyone else thinks." I don't want a cheering squad every time I want to commisserate, equivocate or rationalize. At least I keep that internal bullshit to myself. But I'm not *fundamentally* different from Lay in this regard.

2) Much like Lay is like a magic human 8 ball where it is as if every day is a shake of the ball that is unrelated to the answers of the previous day, I do similarly with my approach to her. Sometimes I am incredibly scathing, sometimes I give her sincere advice and sometimes I do both simultaneously, despite the fact that the fundamental situation doesn't change. My feelings too are malleable. Some days I have patience and mercy, some days I don't. My behavior in regards to her lacks consistency based on feelings, but the thing is that "you need to stop deluding yourself about being some innocent victim" and "here is how you can do better going forward" are not mutually exclusive claims. The days that I call her a moron, I'm not contradicting myself on the days I tell her that she could do better with just a few small changes. The days I give her sincere advice, I don't forget what a moron she's been, I simply choose to set that aside so that she can prove me wrong and do better. My tone is all over the place, but not in a way where the message contradicts. Again, while I can still differentiate my behaviors from hers, it isn't *that* different. She just has to categorize *what* remains true without regard to how she feels. Most days she's like a magic 8 ball with highly variable and inconsistent answers.
 
geckogoy said:
Its cool to live interact with a lolcow side character
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It's fascinating, for sure. She comes here with the unspoken expectation of backpats despite the fact that this is the WORST possible environment to pursue that goal and she keeps coming back for more. She wants her hand held and to be counseled through her issues, but chooses one of the lowest empathy communities on the internet to pursue that. She waxes poetic about a bittersweet closing of a chapter in her life ("Oh dear Tarl, how I lament how things ended between us") to people who congregate specifically under the banner of disliking that same person. At the end of the day, it is all a praise/effort calculation on her part where she periodically feigns some sort of breakthrough, only to restart the same shit the next day. It is fascinating watching this human fish. Once when I was young, I kept catching and releasing this sunfish that was guarding a nest in the shallows. I was curious how many times it would take for the fish to learn. I gave up after 20 or 30 attempts of the fish falling for the same trick over and over again. I was literally 8 or 9 and did not understand the animal cruelty implications at that time. Watching Samantha is like trying to see if you can get the sunfish to change its patterns, but she is JUST as fucking hopeless as that fish I spoke of. Slamming her is just as unsporting as catching that fish off the dock guarding the nest. Better to throw your line in the deep water and go for a walleye, but live and learn and all that.

I really don't WANT to believe that a human can be just as bound to patterns as that aforementioned fish, but Laylithe suggests otherwise.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
I see that you have 4 posts total, all in this forum, all with a consistent message. I have but a single question (or two). Since you appear to sincerely want to help Samantha/Laylithe and are within 2 degrees of her IRL, I find it curious that you choose to address her publicly, where any alog can interject and add commentary, as opposed through the site's direct messaging feature. Anything you have to say to her and anything she'd have to say to you is subjected to peanut gallery commentary, whether you desire it or not. Your posts appear to be intended to reach her directly and I can't help but think that direct messaging would serve your objective better. Don't get me wrong, everyone here, myself included, are here to see dirty laundry aired openly, but call it mercy on my end, but I do feel obliged to inform you of other options to avoid that outcome. Mind your surroundings and all that. That said, were you aware that you could direct message here and are you familiar with the culture of these boards? If so, your choice is a curious one.
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Thank you. No I had no clue about the DM feature. I’ve followed this thread for quite a while, and decided recently to create a user name. I love the humor of this site, so I absolutely had to join. But I definitely welcome peanut gallery commentary, as I’m sure many users on here could add some reply to make me laugh. I have no goal necessarily with Laylithe other than to give suggestions based on the comments I’ve seen from her, and having them be public let’s everyone know my intent, and that I’m not trying to “smash” Laylithe by any means lmao. DM’s are a little creepy, especially unsolicited ones, so I wouldn’t have chosen that route anyway. Just trying to not kick someone too hard when they’re down. I mean you gotta admit, it takes a lot of balls for her to even be on here.
 
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