🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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he forgot the important part:

Proved in battle​
Led my men to victory​
No man alive or dead commands me​
I answer to the Lord
From another song on that same album:

"Fader vår, som är i himmelen
Helgat varde ditt namn
Tillkomme ditt rike
Ske din vilja
Såsom i himmelen så och uppå jorden
Ge oss bröd och idag
Och förlåt oss våran skuld"

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
Forgive us our sins

The guy that these soldiers worshipped is planning to cast the guy Tarl follows into a lake of fire for eternity.
 
I just want to repost this to make sure TARL's simpy apology to Sam can be searched for, here it is:

A PROCLAMATION BY

LORD TARL
LORD TARL of WARWICK on CHASANNA in the GRAND DUCHY OF RUTLAND

TO DAME Samantha Keister

At great hazard i send you one last reponse to the message you left in the room. I am not cheating and wont. I didnt mean to hit you with the phone. I will never find someone as great as you. I have commanded mom to let you stay at ###### in need and yes you may reside at #####. My lawyer will push for the charge to be dropped and i hope to return soon. This is all my fault and i will stay off alcohol for life. I saw alcohol yesterday and felt only disgust for it and myself. I humiliated my family, hazarded my work, and worst of all now you arent beside me. I beg forgiveness and will become the man i need to be. I doubt you ever want me again but if theres even a one in a million chance, ill go the distance. You can rep I y but i dare not say anything further except i love you, be safe, and i will abide by the protection order. I will never deserve someone as perfect as you ...

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Posting this from the deleted debate livestream at 1:05:40, the drunken Lord Tarl of Warwick of the Grand Duchy of Rutland does air guitar and head bangs while Sam looks at him like 'what the fuck'

He's clenching his fists like he did for that Lord Tarl of Warwick in a suit. He really does give off some cornholio vibes at times. I hate that I know this much about this guy. God, free me from knowing about this lolcow - I cant look away.

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Christ on a bicycle! I forgot how bad he was soft-soaping her. Even promising to wrangle his mom, (who rightly saw through Sam and had started fucking up her shit), into submission.

"You're perfection, Dame Sam! Don't fuck my life any further!"

Meanwhile, Sam says he's bad news while pulling every hoover she can, including showing up here in order to get to her target.

It's so predictable and a warning to us to FEAR the hot/crazy matrix.
 
Posting this from the deleted debate livestream at 1:05:40, the drunken Lord Tarl of Warwick of the Grand Duchy of Rutland does air guitar and head bangs while Sam looks at him like 'what the fuck'

He's clenching his fists like he did for that Lord Tarl of Warwick in a suit. He really does give off some cornholio vibes at times. I hate that I know this much about this guy. God, free me from knowing about this lolcow - I cant look away.

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Poor Styxx, the expression on that chick's face right at that precise moment is exactly how most women naturally react to his presence.
 
Hopefully his guns are in a safe at his local sheriff department right now. Nobody deserves to go down with this particular ship.
I believe Lord Tarl's firearms were confiscated early in the domestic case.
lol ok so the two options are

1) some super hacker, probably sent by the Biden Regime, hold on no wait trump won… Probably sent by….the jews? Christians? ex-wife? The dang dirty trolls hacked his account then masterfully replicated an embarrassing drunken meltdown dming a bunch of people cringe shit then suicide baiting on the timeline. All to hurt Tarls sterling reputation and make people think the otherwise obviously false claim he is an alchie is true!

OR

2) Known alchie just had another liquor day, and not having @Laylithe there to work out some boxing aerobic therapy resorts to an estrogenic drunken meltdown sending cringe dms and suicide baiting. Only to feel embarrassed about it 14 hours later when the hangover wears off so you blame a hacker, since nobody has ever tried that and the idea you just had a bad binge is so unbelievable.

I COMMAND Styx to return to the thread again and clear this up!
I'm going with a 99.9% chance it's number 2. It's just the safe bet.
 
I just want to repost this to make sure TARL's simpy apology to Sam can be searched for, here it is:

A PROCLAMATION BY

LORD TARL
LORD TARL of WARWICK on CHASANNA in the GRAND DUCHY OF RUTLAND

TO DAME Samantha Keister

At great hazard i send you one last reponse to the message you left in the room. I am not cheating and wont. I didnt mean to hit you with the phone. I will never find someone as great as you. I have commanded mom to let you stay at ###### in need and yes you may reside at #####. My lawyer will push for the charge to be dropped and i hope to return soon. This is all my fault and i will stay off alcohol for life. I saw alcohol yesterday and felt only disgust for it and myself. I humiliated my family, hazarded my work, and worst of all now you arent beside me. I beg forgiveness and will become the man i need to be. I doubt you ever want me again but if theres even a one in a million chance, ill go the distance. You can rep I y but i dare not say anything further except i love you, be safe, and i will abide by the protection order. I will never deserve someone as perfect as you ...

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When did he post this?
 
I just came on here because his video on the Pope popped up in my feed.

Goodness me. He's a total ignoramus talking out of his fundament! He clearly just skim reads a topic and thinks it makes him some kind of expert.

He seems to think that Joseph Ratzinger is still alive and that Pope Francis was only elected because of public outrage, "so he can tweet and stuff like that" and that doctrine can just change.

Watching him talk utter nonsense while attempting to appear knowledgable and informed made me properly MATI. And his awful awful drawl and verbal tic "and all that stuff" to disguise the fact he's got no idea what he's on about, aaargh. I'm off to the gym to punch something,

I deserve the top hats! And what's with his tricorn hat? Why is he cosplaying as a pirate? What. An. Arse.
 
Now he is quoting Sabaton lyrics.
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Worse @Styxhexenhammer666 is a slave to an insane angel Lucifer/Satan who in his arrogance tried to take over Heaven only to defeated and cast down to hell by the Arc Angel Michael. You are a fool, a tool for evil. You will regret being such an arrogant bastard, you had a good thing going for you but you threw it away. I wonder what made Liz and the child you two had leave you? Where you an abusive drunkard to Liz? You coward I will snap you in half like a toothpick if I ever met you! Your black magic WILL come back at you SEVEN TIMES, God does not want us casting spells and making pacts with demons! You are a wretch and you will be tortrued for ETERINY unless you repent turn your back on Satan now and Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. My guess is you won't though you seem too stuck in your ways and tbh I HATE you fuck off to hell with Stolas and Satan you degenerate!
 
I just came on here because his video on the Pope popped up in my feed.

Goodness me. He's a total ignoramus talking out of his fundament! He clearly just skim reads a topic and thinks it makes him some kind of expert.

He seems to think that Joseph Ratzinger is still alive and that Pope Francis was only elected because of public outrage, "so he can tweet and stuff like that" and that doctrine can just change.

Watching him talk utter nonsense while attempting to appear knowledgable and informed made me properly MATI. And his awful awful drawl and verbal tic "and all that stuff" to disguise the fact he's got no idea what he's on about, aaargh. I'm off to the gym to punch something,

I deserve the top hats! And what's with his tricorn hat? Why is he cosplaying as a pirate? What. An. Arse.
the lack of knowledge of history in context, while arrogantly misstating it. The lack of pop culture knowledge, while arrogantly misstating it. The arrogant proclomations of what a person should do with their time (do gardening like me), and the arrogant proclamations of what good food is ( as I put ketchup on everything) put me off from wasting any more time watching his crap.

People can be tolerant of someone misstating facts, just don't be an arrogant asshole when you do it. You say, "my mistake, sorry" and move on.
 
Posting this from the deleted debate livestream at 1:05:40, the drunken Lord Tarl of Warwick of the Grand Duchy of Rutland does air guitar and head bangs while Sam looks at him like 'what the fuck'

He's clenching his fists like he did for that Lord Tarl of Warwick in a suit. He really does give off some cornholio vibes at times. I hate that I know this much about this guy. God, free me from knowing about this lolcow - I cant look away.

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For anyone who is ever interested in reviewing the cringe Tarl video that kicked off this portion of his downward spiral, or if anyone wants to archive it, he has removed it from every platform that will allow it - except for X. I don't know if he missed the livestream on X, or if X doesn't allow the removal of livestream content, but here is the cringe video in its entire glory:


The infamous gropefest starts around 11:43, and there's a mini grope around 29:30.
 
You happen to know the timestamp for the guzzling the box wine stunt he pulled?
The Bota mini meets its untimely demise around the 7:19 stamp, where Tarl forces it down his throat with reckless abandon, nearly choking on it, which @Laylithe comments on while chuckling at him. Little does she know, that when the bota mini kicks in about 4m20s later, she's in for a public groping before 10,000 hungry youtube clankers.

Also of note - Sam is adorned entirely in Styx merch: hat, necklace, and t shirt, and she drinks out of a Styx tumbler with straw throughout the stream as well. She is a proper and thorough devotee.

Styx demonstrates a toothy, evil grin at many points, hair covering his face and often hunched over, much like a leprechaun fawning over a bag of gold or a goblin searching a corpse for spoils. He strikes us less as a powerful and evil magician (as he portrays in the suit/poison ivy photo) and more like the corrupted and withered Gollum after he is gutted of soul and health, hunched over in the dark, searching for his precious. Black chaos magic, apparently, takes its toll.

Around the 1:18:00 mark, Styxx throws a mini tantrum about Kamala Harris and briefly loses his glasses. He is wearing some kind of utility holder on his belt. It's not a gun, but I couldn't tell what it was. Styx returns 2 or 3 minutes later, still grumbling about the bitch Kamala.

For the next several minutes he gripes about Trump not "delivering the knockout blow" to Kamala, as 2016 Trump would have done. Despite his analytical powers, neither Styxx nor his simpfans by this point have considered that Trump already has his base locked down, and can afford to lean into a more moderated personality to draw in undecided voters, as well as grant the opportunity of the monumentally retarded opposition within the Biden administration to simply hang themselves.​
 
The Bota mini meets its untimely demise around the 7:19 stamp, where Tarl forces it down his throat with reckless abandon, nearly choking on it, which @Laylithe comments on while chuckling at him. Little does she know, that when the bota mini kicks in about 4m20s later, she's in for a public groping before 10,000 hungry youtube clankers.​

A good part in this drunken display is the random obsessive brushing of his hair while it tangles with hair and Sam's headphone cord. I cant find the damn timestamp.

Another good mirror for this shitshow livestream is here as well, we can neve be too careful about mirroring these displays.

Presidential Debate Live Reaction Stream! - Styxhexenhammer666 Re-Upload
Myron Gainz​

 
I'm having to sit on my hands and not type out an autistic list of all the things Tarl got wrong in his video.

Here's 2 simple things.

1) he made repeated references to his opinion that Pope Francis should resign and join Joseph Ratzinger eating fruit salad served on a golden plate in the Vatican apartments.

Joseph Ratzinger/Pope Benedict died 2 years ago.

2) he said that Francis was elected so that he can "tweet and all that stuff"

The papal Twitter account was famously set up during the time of Pope Benedict and is run by the Vatican comms office.

He then got himself very worked up about a hypothetical situation in which the Pope receives a kidney transplant and how sinful this would be.

Insanity. Were his political takes this stupid and superficial?
 
He clearly just skim reads a topic and thinks it makes him some kind of expert.
You mean the guy who posts multiple videos a day on every subject that happens to be in the news and then spends the rest of his time drinking, gaming and chasing unbalanced skirts, doesn't do a lot of in-depth research? I'm shocked.
 
I just came on here because his video on the Pope popped up in my feed.

Goodness me. He's a total ignoramus talking out of his fundament! He clearly just skim reads a topic and thinks it makes him some kind of expert.
On behalf of the Holy Father and other Catholics, thank you. When it comes to religion, his stance defaults to the Positivist ravings of every 15 year old autist with a dial-up modem since 1994.
 
Insanity. Were his political takes this stupid and superficial?
Tarl is lazy. And his lazy hot takes used to be ok. I think he filled a gap of being a lazy millennial with hot takes that werent ultra faggot or ultra fash. Mid takes, no deception.
He started to get somewhat cringe during his Netherlands foray, and then when he had to run home to mom's house tail tucked after abandoning his daughter he has become unwatchable. His live streams always sucked and his collabs are usually boring.
He has an act and he has to stay within those lines and he drank himself out of the ability to stay within those lines.
I can't believe this fuckhead doesnt humanize himself and he tries to act like shit is normal.
Its not normal abandoning your daughter.
Its not normal drunk streaming and deleting it.
Its not normal to beat a woman and get charged with DV and acting like it never happened.
Its not normal to know about God and Jesus but want to use black magic. Its like you dont have to be goody two shoes but to be actively seeking out a gay satanic demon.
Its not normal to pretend to be a wizard using black magic on prosecutors and dance on their graves.
Its not normal to chug and entire box or bota boxwine on stream and pinch a girls tit.
If he could be human a bit he might be interesting, but he wants to do his shitty routine skimming headlines and 4chan and doing uninformed hot takes.
I'm sad I wasted time watching his shit in the past given how he ended up. I thought he would grow up into something bigger. Instead he derailed his small family to live in mom's house and shad BPD chicks and drink and bloody them with thrown phones and walk around in bathrobes and smelly leather jackets.
 
Tarl is lazy. And his lazy hot takes used to be ok. I think he filled a gap of being a lazy millennial with hot takes that werent ultra faggot or ultra fash. Mid takes, no deception.
He started to get somewhat cringe during his Netherlands foray, and then when he had to run home to mom's house tail tucked after abandoning his daughter he has become unwatchable. His live streams always sucked and his collabs are usually boring.
He has an act and he has to stay within those lines and he drank himself out of the ability to stay within those lines.
I can't believe this fuckhead doesnt humanize himself and he tries to act like shit is normal.
Its not normal abandoning your daughter.
Its not normal drunk streaming and deleting it.
Its not normal to beat a woman and get charged with DV and acting like it never happened.
Its not normal to know about God and Jesus but want to use black magic. Its like you dont have to be goody two shoes but to be actively seeking out a gay satanic demon.
Its not normal to pretend to be a wizard using black magic on prosecutors and dance on their graves.
Its not normal to chug and entire box or bota boxwine on stream and pinch a girls tit.
If he could be human a bit he might be interesting, but he wants to do his shitty routine skimming headlines and 4chan and doing uninformed hot takes.
I'm sad I wasted time watching his shit in the past given how he ended up. I thought he would grow up into something bigger. Instead he derailed his small family to live in mom's house and shad BPD chicks and drink and bloody them with thrown phones and walk around in bathrobes and smelly leather jackets.
As someone that also used to watch him, I think it's entirely on us for believing the guy who sold his soul to a demonic owl had any chance at long term stability.
 
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