🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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When a satanist jumps off a roof, does he feel himself hit the ground or does a fiery portal open up and he just keeps falling into hell?
 
I guess that chaos magic has a feedback loop.
he was casting too hard and walked infront of a mirror or some gay fengshui thing that reflects it, maybe the wrong color shiny rock like jade or amethyst

his frail faggot body couldn't handle the feedback so with his last little energy he decided to attentionwhore on twitter
 
If he does do something I demand a special award or title of "chaos mage" as it is definitely my magic that did it. I make myself some jambalaya as an arcane symbol of new Orleans and imagine dog the bounty hunter imbued with my foul magiks twisting his neck.
 
Honestly, don't even see this as baiting... yet. Could simply be depression or taking too much drugs and having a 'deep thought'.
 
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I wonder if he's trying to cast a spell or about to beat up another woman
 
I'd say do a flip but that involves him manning up for once, also he'd just flail in the wind and his gay owl demon would keep him from the power lines. But hey he did his best right?
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Plus if he did a flip everyone would have to look up his skirt before he hit the ground like a ketchup packet. Think of the poor, innocent spectators!
 
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