🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Did you get some nice capocollo and some Asiago? If it's just you having some sopressata and provolone or whatever, it's perfectly fine to just have a little Carlo Rossi Chianti in a juice glass.
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I visualize Sam with more of a hormel pepperoni in a bag / oscar meyer salami / store brand pickles / deli (to maintain some sense of dignity or excellence) american cheese type of charcuterie. Washed down with the cheapest, highest ABV boxed wine available. Gets the job done at half the price, you know? I'm not above it, no judgment @Laylithe . Charcuterie for the everywoman, if you will.
Turquoise said:
@Laylithe

Tarl is "sexual"? Please elaborate on what you mean by this.

Are we talking tumescence on demand? Technical excellence? A formidable central organ? Or is it the naughty live cam boob grabs that get you going?
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Clearly, she's a glutton for abuse. She keeps coming back to this thread, after all, so we know the naughty live cam boob grab was at least part of it. Let's see if she elaborates on any of your other suggestions.
 
Yall are being a little harsh on Samantha. She is clearly under the spell of demon owl chaos magic. To break the spell, she must find Lord Warwick's ring of power and cast it into a pot of New Orleans gumbo . Be warned fair Samantha, for if you can make it past Tarl's garden of doom, Lord Warwick's Wizard tower is well guarded by kamikaze flying cell phones and the mother wraith. Godspeed!
 
Turquoise said:
Tarl is "sexual"? Please elaborate on what you mean by this.
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Maybe the following pictures will help you see his "sexual"
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Retarded Giraffe said:
Washed down with the cheapest, highest ABV boxed wine available.
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You mean like this:

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Permanent Resident Cope said:
Lol, since you posted this it reminded me of a picture I made for the Nick Rekieta thread in October. Somebody made a post that said: "I wish someone would cut his hair and dress him up as Nick’s mini-me." And this was the result.
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The clenched fists in front of the poison ivy get me every time. Like he is trying to front being a badass.
 
mickrussom said:
You know a wine is going to be a real treat when its described as oily.
Curious if Sam @Laylithe can comment on how rich and juicy the finish is when gifted by his owlness the Lord of Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna, Hamlet of Rutland
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We don' wanna know! And she says all the booze is not a performance enhancer for him, anyhow.

Every YTer needs an indiscreet Cluster B to publicly smear him. It keeps KF jumpin'.
 
I'm currently quitting smoking and my romanticizing of nicotine is starting to sound too much like Laylithe's romanticizing of Styx. To me it's a big deal, for everyone else, it's "shut the fuck up about it already." Hopefully when I get back from my road trip on Wednesday I don't drone on about smoking in a way that mimics Laylithe.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
I'm currently quitting smoking and my romanticizing of nicotine is starting to sound too much like Laylithe's romanticizing of Styx. To me it's a big deal, for everyone else, it's "shut the fuck up about it already." Hopefully when I get back from my road trip on Wednesday I don't drone on about smoking in a way that mimics Laylithe.
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Fingers crossed, man. Currently on my 61st day. KF is the best anti-addiction page I've ever seen. I cannot look the same at an evening drink after reading about Ralph. Being addicted to cigarettes made me contantly think about his BS, wigger copes XD
 
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mickrussom said:
You know a wine is going to be a real treat when its described as oily.
Curious if Sam @Laylithe can comment on how rich and juicy the finish is when gifted by his owlness the Lord of Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna, Hamlet of Rutland
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We probably will not hear from her. Tarl is back in Rutland and she is probably sucking ass cause she is making lentil soup (his favorite). She only makes her presence known when she is mad at the world. Doesn't want to stir the pot "rent is due"

Maybe i'm wrong....his answer after this was "some people can't be fixed"

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PsychoSam said:
We probably will not hear from her. Tarl is back in Rutland and she is probably sucking ass cause she is making lentil soup (his favorite). She only makes her presence known when she is mad at the world. Doesn't want to stir the pot "rent is due"

Maybe i'm wrong....his answer after this was "some people can't be fixed"
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Sounds like you've got some tea to spill. Are you Sam's ex?
 
Godmode said:
Sounds like you've got some tea to spill. Are you Sam's ex?
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ive been accused of everyone.... past ex's, the ex, bb, high school friends, Avestor, Julian sock, Tarl's ex's, even mistresses, i like following the thread. I like to throw bait out there every once in a while. hook line sinker
 
Señora Airi said:
Lady, there's plenty of men out there who have these qualities and will also not cuck you and have good hygiene.
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With not one or even two but three kids from previous relationships? Doubtful. Though besides that she clearly gets off on the self-pity and masochism of it all so she'd still obsess over the faggy alcoholic abortion potion wizard even if she managed to find that kind of turbo-simp and inevitably cheat on him.
 
ScamL Likely said:
With not one or even two but three kids from previous relationships? Doubtful. Though besides that she clearly gets off on the self-pity and masochism of it all so she'd still obsess over the faggy alcoholic abortion potion wizard even if she managed to find that kind of turbo-simp and inevitably cheat on him.
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even in rutland with outside money 3 rugrats and mommie with no job with healthcare included means shits going to get expensive. who wants to deal with a crabby tired trailer chick and her angry attention starved fatherless children.
no poontang is worth that. even if she was perfect, fit, 10 years younger, a complete sex fiend and her children were quiet in-room only bookrooms, its going to meltdown hard in the teenage years.
look at what tarl's parents have to deal with, and he is their biological offspring.
imagine tarl times three and he isnt even your own spawn.
advice to women - if you pin down a guy, hang on for dear life if you have kids or no eggs. there will be no real second chances.

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Did he comment on that superchat?
I wish there was more brigading Tarl on his fake and gay livestreams, but its not a good idea to give Lord Tarl money.
 
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mickrussom said:
Did he comment on that superchat?
I wish there was more brigading Tarl on his fake and gay livestreams, but its not a good idea to give Lord Tarl money.
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I bought a couple of his pamphlets, but I never wanted to pay for him to read a question and give a glib answer, which is all he ever does. And now, of course, why would I want to give anything to a midwit libertine middle schooler posing as a political analyst? His IQ is only 132. Barely qualifies for the lowly MENSA, and Al Gore has two points on him. Hillary kicks his ass with her 140.
 
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