🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
There's no need for that, we both know it's useless. None of them can make you any happier than Tarl will, because the emptiness comes from WITHIN. Even Tarl can't make you happy, or he would have done so by now. He doesn't mind pretending he can though. As long as you keep falling for it.
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Spoken like you know both of us personally, well done.
 
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Laylithe said:
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Spoken like you know both of us personally, well done.
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No. It's just that you are a well known type of female personality. You obviously are bright and interesting in and of yourself, but have no boundaries, no pride, no impulse control, and are just posting here to get to your target. We kinda do know you because your type is a dime a dozen.
 
Laylithe said:
My natural state is peacefully relaxed and content, usually writing taking pictures or plotting ways to make the world a sillier place. Just because I am horny as fuck and ovulating right now doesn't mean I'm desperate. I can open a dating profile and get hundreds of matches in mere hours, I dont WANT to. I want vampirate warlord to get his ass back here and spank me for being naughty and causing chaos (even though it's ok for him to).


(Are you as confused as I am yet?)
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You're describing lust, not love.

Laylithe said:
I would love to try that, it sounds delicious. I like rum, I like chocolate.
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This forum is way nicer to you than I'd expect it to be.

You're signalling anguish and I can even believe you are actually feeling one but I think you're too old for this shit and have 3 kids that you should love instead of the creep. You somehow expend a lot less energy talking about them unless you need to use them as a shield.

I'm not even disgusted by it - I get how loneliness is hard and economy sucks, but that entire self-flagellation to lashing out routine is starting to piss me off. You're not a victim. You are a person that is avoiding a hard choice.

People who hurt you make you a worse person. This is why you avoid them. By sticking to this dude you will just loose more control and end up in a worse place, but older and more tired.

I get how you might be fucked and how Styx could solve all your problems but you don't get that this is exactly our point. He won't. He doesn't care about anybody. He's, just like you mind you, approaching middle age and still treating women like objects. Like come on - he needs both a nanny and a ho and still cannot remain faithful at minimum. The guy is bat shit crazy. Him sweet talking you all makes it even worse - he knows what you all want but still will fuck with your head!

--edit since this entire saga gets me invested too much (premium drama!)-- He's an alcoholic! Narc, antisocial, schizo or just retarded - we don't know, but alcoholic is almost certain. Even if he was able to be high functioning - he's getting worse. And again, sorry to come back to that, approaching 40 won't make him regain his resilence. Why are you so delusional? Is it a kind of strange grandiosity to be a hero of a greek tragedy or sth? With 3 kids?!
 
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Curious - does anyone here think its possible that Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna in the Hamlet of Rutland's mother sabotaged this Samantha Keister, like she sees kids in tow and does all sorts of crazy crap to deter this from working? Samantha seemed to have insinuated there was passive aggressive and furtive measures taken against Sam while she was on the Warwick estate involving wiring, heating, electricity, etc.
Lesson to everyone here, it seems human nature to want what you can't have. Between Tarl and Mother Dearest being complete assholes to Sam, Tarl being a drunk, drugged out broke smelly edgelord vampirate that leaves feces unflushed in the toilet living in Mommie Dearest's house, and Sam having a gaggle of someone else's children that Mother Dearest doesn't like - this is like dual no-go creating extreme forbidden fruit. I'd bet the disgusting smelly awkward cheese-toothed fornication that occurs when these two meld is the ultimate in forbidden taboo and unnaturally satisfying for both parties. I'd also bet if Tarl was a real man living in his own house he would probably take her in, but Mother Dearest forbids it.
 
mickrussom said:
Curious - does anyone here think its possible that Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna in the Hamlet of Rutland's mother sabotaged this Samantha Keister, like she sees kids in tow and does all sorts of crazy crap to deter this from working? Samantha seemed to have insinuated there was passive aggressive and furtive measures taken against Sam while she was on the Warwick estate involving wiring, heating, electricity, etc.
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I think the owl Mother crashed her car into @Laylithe camper trailer deliberately too.
 
mickrussom said:
Tarl being a broke edgelord that leaves feces unflushed in the toilet living in Mommie Dearest's house
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You're confusing Tarl and my ex with those statements. FYI. Anywho I'm gonna go get some wine and charcuterie to celebrate today. It's been a good month.
 
Laylithe said:
I don't deserve to be insulted, nor do I think that. I come here because if anyone is going to talk shit about me or the people I love, it's going to be me. 😜 Nobody else actually knows whats going on anyway its all speculation. Center of attention type shit. What do you think it is im sick with? Depression? Daddy issues? Desperation? Some other D? If I could get rid of my Debt that would be cool. I'm gonna take a nap.
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You had sex with a gay skeleton the sold his soul to an owl demon, seriously what in God's holy name did you find attractive about this weirdo?
 
Laylithe said:
You're confusing Tarl and my ex with those statements. FYI. Anywho I'm gonna go get some wine and charcuterie to celebrate today. It's been a good month.
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I'm not even clowning on you right now. You should take whatever money you planned on spending on that celebration and making it a monthly habit to invest. Get a money manager and start throwing a few bucks here and there into an investment account that you can watch grow. This is the equivalent of tending a garden or curating a lawn or keeping the PH levels perfect in a swimming pool, it is a long-term project to occupy your mind and distract you from some of your more self-destructive thoughts. I'm going to attach a link with the financial growth one can see by just setting aside 60 dollars a month, 2 dollars a day, which is probably in a similar ballpark to your wine and charcuterie or one monthly indulgence. If you transitioned your monthly indulgence into a monthly investment, you might feel slightly less like you are a powerless leaf in the winds and remind yourself you do have *some* agency. Below is an investment calculator analysis of what investing 60 dollars a month at an 8% rate of return looks like over time.


Note that in year 10 and beyond, your interest exceeds the contributions. If nothing else, it will remind you that any given day is just a link in a much greater chain. Start investing and stop chasing a sugar daddy.

Again, or don't, I'm not your father and you don't have to listen to me.
 
Dude Snakes said:
You had sex with a gay skeleton the sold his soul to an owl demon, seriously what in God's holy name did you find attractive about this weirdo?
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Attractive qualities:

Mischevious
Sexual
Consistent
Likes money
Is generous in many ways
Good taste in music
Great cook

He has thousands of other women who can and will treat him better than I can, everyone knows that I'm just screaming into the void here.
 
Laylithe said:
Attractive qualities:

Mischevious
Sexual
Consistent
Likes money
Is generous in many ways
Good taste in music
Great cook
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Lady, there's plenty of men out there who have these qualities and will also not cuck you and have good hygiene.
 
Señora Airi said:
Lady, there's plenty of men out there who have these qualities and will also not cuck you and have good hygiene.
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Again, I'm not your (her) father, but there is also the option of doing AT LEAST a few months of celibacy, ideally a year. Celibacy is not the end of the world.
 
Laylithe said:
Attractive qualities:

Mischevious
Sexual
Consistent
Likes money
Is generous in many ways
Good taste in music
Great cook

He has thousands of other women who can and will treat him better than I can, everyone knows that I'm just screaming into the void here.
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>Mischevious
besides throwing a phone at you and pinching a tit on stream, what has this dingbat done 'illegal' or anything approaching a limit?
>Sexual
a smelly fucked-face idiot with zero muscle mass who thinks revolvers are cool because he is a ex-no-gun fudd who lives with mom? you like the idea Mommie Dearest hearing the moaning or something as contributing to being sexual? All non-gay men who aren't obese are "sexual" fyi.
>Consistent
you mean he can get up and play vampirate edgelord mid talking head every day in a completely sterile non confrontational one-way cast? you realize anyone who isnt dead can get up in the morning and shadowbox...
>Likes money
everyone likes money. and sex. its a line from idiocracy. he isnt good at making money, and he sure spends what most real men make in rent. that might look good to you, but md 20/20 and boone's farm isnt premium shit .
>Is generous in many ways
even if he has a 9" python, thats one way, but he is a broke vampirate living with mom in a 1000 sq ft shed.
>Good taste in music
you realize that any guy who wants to fuck a warm hole will like whatever shit you call music
>Great cook
as someone who has traveled the world, live in tokyo, san francisco, and nyc (and a few other places) and lived on an expense account, tarl has basic bitch understanding of food. you can read and watch all the food network in the world, but he clearly hasnt experienced anything remotely close to good food or haute cuisines or the like. let alone being able to cook it.
> He has thousands of other women who can and will treat him better than I can
why not billions given there are 4 billion cunts on the planet? give it a rest. most women would want nothing to do with this vampirate asshole. no woman after living with this asshole in mom's house would last a year. he's been "married" at least twice before and those girls ran for the hills.
 
Laylithe said:
You're confusing Tarl and my ex with those statements. FYI. Anywho I'm gonna go get some wine and charcuterie to celebrate today. It's been a good month.
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Did you get some nice capocollo and some Asiago? If it's just you having some sopressata and provolone or whatever, it's perfectly fine to just have a little Carlo Rossi Chianti in a juice glass.
 
Laylithe said:
You're confusing Tarl and my ex with those statements. .
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You seem to be quite capable of assembling an all star team then. I'll make note that Tarl isn't the leave-shit-in-toilet-unflushed guy.
Question, when one shits and leaves unflushed, wouldn't that leave their ass unwiped? I mean, normal hygienic wiping practices often require more than one flush worth of toilet paper, leaving unflushed feces would mean that very little toilet paper was used. Most people seems to courtesy flush - why would anyone want to sit on top of a heap of malodorous shit or risk having that shit clog up with toilet paper? (I'm assuming we aren't talking about people who have graduated to wipes or japanese toilet/bidet)...
 
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