🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Niggernerd said:
grift a grimoire
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Lotta money in it, if you can pull it off

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Let us see, Tarl writes a Grimoire for his daughter. Gonzolo Lira (Coach Red Pill) made PUA videos "for his son to watch in the future as a legacy"

I am guessing Styx daughter will have as much interest as Gonzolo's son in these projects. Which is none.
 
WOAH BUDDY! I only keep up with this retard through the Casino but one thing I can't get over is his "magic deep south snow storm" had been predicted for WEEKS before it fell.. RETARD ALERT, RETARD ALERT!
 
clipartfan92 said:
I am Writing My Own Grimoire!
youtube-Styxhexenhammer666-20250127-I_am_Writing_My_Own_Grimoire-eKPv3MAcqE8.480p.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPv3MAcqE8 (archive.org)(PreserveTube)(1080p catbox.moe archive.org)

The cringe levels are increasing.
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Guys, why is he dressed like a pirate? And why does he have a portrait of Stool's Ass? One thing is to have a plush, the other is to have a portrait - like a direct tribute to the character, all drawn specifically to honour him. Weird...
 
Outer Space Traveller said:
Guys, why is he dressed like a pirate? And why does he have a portrait of Stool's Ass? One thing is to have a plush, the other is to have a portrait - like a direct tribute to the character, all drawn specifically to honour him. Weird...
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Its not even a cool looking stolas it's the faggot one from hazbin hotel
Edit: or Helluva boss I can't tell the difference from tumblr shows
 
Outer Space Traveller said:
Guys, why is he dressed like a pirate? And why does he have a portrait of Stool's Ass? One thing is to have a plush, the other is to have a portrait - like a direct tribute to the character, all drawn specifically to honour him. Weird...
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I'm pretty sure the hat is meant to hearken back to 1776 and all that, as if he's going to reload the Tea Party in 2025. I hope he pulls some Gen Xers into his cause who beat the shit out of him when he gets up to his more degenerate antics.
 
OK first off the pirate hate is giving me very DSP vibes with the cowboy hat and is equally retarded.

Secondly, it's a sure sell when you can summon a cartoon pansexual owl demon of wisdom to smack a bitch.
 
I left for a week.... yah know... enjoying the snow down here he so graciously provided us in Gator France.
What a weird thing to so snide about. Everyone loved the snow down here!
 
Laylithe said:
Hell hath no fury like women scorned.
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Why would I feel scorned by a man who has no sense of integrity? That's like being upset over trash taking itself out. Maybe he forgets how good it feels knowing you're right about a person being a sad sorry sack of shit, that it totally negates the typical anger that comes with knowing they were lying the whole time. As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end, that's enough to keep a smile on my face about it all. Enjoy the poopy kisses <3
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@Laylithe Nobody in here is going to say this but I will. I respect you for coming in here and replying to comments and being in the crossfire. Not everyone has the balls to do that. But you do, and you're still in here making jokes n shit. Love it.
 
an_actual_reptilian said:
HE CANT JUST STEAL KING COBRA THE SEXY GOTH BAD BOY HAT! HES A FASHION ICON!

This is just too far!!!

Thanks for the snow Styx!!! We all loved it down here! Got a few days off of work and hung out with the family doin snow stuff!!!
Appreciate it bud!!!
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I predict an incomming chaos magick warlock war between Styx and Cobra
 
Outer Space Traveller said:
Guys, why is he dressed like a pirate? And why does he have a portrait of Stool's Ass? One thing is to have a plush, the other is to have a portrait - like a direct tribute to the character, all drawn specifically to honour him. Weird...
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I'm going to do something dangerous. Try to empathize with Tarl and understand his actions.

...I am Tarl. I am a faggot. No one likes me because I'm an anti-social retard... I only know how to posture online... I believe that I am an expert in MEME MAGIC...

My audience has begun calling me retarded because I killed a prosecutor related to my domestic violence case with MEME MAGIC... My audience has accused me of going off the deep end because I summoned a snowstorm in the Deep South to punish my enemies in Louisiana using MEME MAGIC...

I have not gone off the deep end... I know because I was crazy when I overdosed on Chinese Retard Spice... I was crazy again when I let my alcoholism take over my life again and I decided fucking the manifestation of a BPD ticking time bomb was a good idea and squeezed her boobs on stream... But I'm not crazy now. I'm better, I'm off the sauce.

What should I do? What do I need? To stay in my house where it's safe. But I need money. So, I will use MEME MAGIC to influence my audience so they will continue to pay me money.

What memetic focuses will I need for this task? The power of the founding fathers, to connect with my audience on an ideological level, a Tricorn Hat. The power of the Deep South, to connect with my audience on a historical level, a Calvary Sword. A catalyst for my MEME MAGIC, something I connect with emotionally, Halloween, spooky month, the only time I feel normal, a Pumpkin.

Finally, the source of my power... the source of my MEME MAGIC, the deal I made with the shadow on my wall when I was young, a representation of STOLAS.

Okay, I'm done. I feel like a faggot, that was awful. Now. When what I've described doesn't work because the demon that Tarl thinks is a faggot owl is too busy or has decided it's done all the damage it needs to, Tarl is going to start blood letting. He's going to look for a celestial event and tie his attempts at controlling his reality to it. Masturbation will likely be involved both metaphorically and literally.

Prediction: Tarl is going to leak a sex tape. It may be released by an opposing party, but in his heart of hearts Tarl will believe his actions are what caused the tape to be released. Tarl will use this tape as a rallying cry to claim he is being persecuted by a spiteful ex which he believes will help build his brand beyond the stagnation he's dealt with up until this point in his career.

It will backfire spectacularly and it will be very very funny.
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
Prediction: Tarl is going to leak a sex tape. It may be released by an opposing party, but in his heart of hearts Tarl will believe his actions are what caused the tape to be released. Tarl will use this tape as a rallying cry to claim he is being persecuted by a spiteful ex which he believes will help build his brand beyond the stagnation he's dealt with up until this point in his career.
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Never once had I considered that the activities could have been filmed nor have I ever envisioned him actually doing the deed until reading that. True nightmare fuel.
 
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