🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Laylithe said:
Why would I feel scorned by a man who has no sense of integrity? That's like being upset over trash taking itself out. Maybe he forgets how good it feels knowing you're right about a person being a sad sorry sack of shit, that it totally negates the typical anger that comes with knowing they were lying the whole time. As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end, that's enough to keep a smile on my face about it all. Enjoy the poopy kisses <3
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It's ok to be mad at Tarl for being an unfaithful weirdo who cares more about sucking demon dick than loving you.
 
I always find it amusing when women have post-coital regrets and sling shit on their former lover. I mean what does that say about you when you let a guy who doesn't shower or brush his teeth fuck you and tongue your asshole?
 
Godmode said:
I always find it amusing when women have post-coital regrets and sling shit on their former lover. I mean what does that say about you when you let a guy who doesn't shower or brush his teeth fuck you and tongue your asshole?
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And this, my friend, is what makes this whole line of critique so thoroughly awkward and confusing.
 
Godmode said:
I always find it amusing when women have post-coital regrets and sling shit on their former lover. I mean what does that say about you when you let a guy who doesn't shower or brush his teeth fuck you and tongue your asshole?
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I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.
 
Laylithe said:
I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.
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I'll give you credit for honesty and self-awareness. Now you have a fighting chance of doing better. Not a guarantee, but at least you're in the game now.
 
Laylithe said:
As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end
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What are some other weird/amusing anecdotes you can tell us about the dread warlock and the time you spent under his spell?
 
Godmode said:
Hope you washed your keister.

btw who tf is Sarah? Tarl's latest love sorcery victim?
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Wondering if Sarah is from the store he keeps talking about the sweetest grapefruit possibly the same store Sammy purchased her for her bath and that is how she knows about Sarah!! Just an assumption.

Laylithe said:
I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.
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You didn't figure that out the first time you were with him???? will the 3rd time be the charm??


Styx keeps talking about the next time in NOLA, anyone have updates on his case??? Will Sammy be the tour guide again???
 
So the poo benders have a demon empowered wizard now, great, as if they weren't powerful enough after allying with the cow nation. Infinite magical poo, that's how it ends.
 
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clipartfan92 said:
I am Writing My Own Grimoire!
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The cringe levels are increasing.
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If I wasn't well aware that Tarl has 1. Fried his brain on legal synthetic drugs at least once, 2. is a long-cycle alcoholic, and 3. is a terminal midwit who thinks because he read about it he can do it I would think he was taking the piss.

But no.

That Stolas fan art? Displayed with genuine love and admiration.

That faux Tricorn hat? Worn to better connect him to the totally not Christian founding fathers who were all Deists and shit and did you know Jefferson wrote his own bible without all the silly Godly miracles and stuff?

And this second leather jacket that his chair is wearing? It's to connect to the rebel spirit of Biker Gangs even though he can't even ride a fucking bicycle.
 
clipartfan92 said:
I am Writing My Own Grimoire!
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The cringe levels are increasing.
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"But this one isn't going to be for public consumption. This particular book is for my daughter, actually. We are occult royalty, through blood."
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You weren't fucking kidding, we're all lucky it's not possible to die of second-degree embarassment. Great on you dude for writing down your thoughts and crazy antics for your daughter to get to know you through buddy, but did you really have to tell the world about it? What kind of Facebook boomerism shit is that?

I haven't watched his videos in forever, but those fingers of his look mighty antsy as he's fingering that book.
 
Laylithe said:
LOL there are lots of women are better than me, but none of them will ever be me, no. We can all thank God for that. Also, that's not my circus nor my monkey so whomever he's having sex with to stroke his aging, bloated, drunken ego can have away at it. Mel? Sarah from TN? Alicia? Joy? Hell, maybe even a few men at this point (as long as the pay is good). Everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while, it's just a shame he can't keep it up long enough to finish. Effects of being a drunken retard, very sad. Anywho, happy SUNday.
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Internet gold.

Laylithe said:
I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.
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This is like real time therapy playing out. Self reflection with some backhands peppered in. Like a budget Tiger King story.

I know its been poasted but Jesus, this guy is entering into levels of cringe which is now sad to see given where he started. That stole-ass art is complete dog shit. Why would a daughter want a grimoire from her deadbeat absent father? That girl is going to be raised on a woman's rage, Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chassanna has no idea that his daughter will be taught to hate him - to be fair, he is 3600 miles away and chose to abandon her. Then the tri corn hat and he looks so dirty you can smell his funk behind the screen. The faggot fallout flag shit art, stole ass, sleazy swords - he choses to sit in mom's house in bumfuck Vermont rather than be with his daughter. What a broken man-child he has become. He can't come back from admitting he likes that faggot stole-ass in that faggot show - he is openly displaying that shit.
And the fake and gay tricorn hat - jesus christ - I've seen onigiri made better than that, fraying strings and inverted seams - what a piece of shit.

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