🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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TulpaTownW said:
🚨🚨BLACK MAGIC ALERT🚨🚨!!
🚨🚨BLACK MAGIC ALERT🚨🚨!!
Styx is CONTROLLING THE WEATHER to target Louisiana!
Someone needs to stop him, he's out of control!!
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Nice to see Tarl embracing his future role as temu version of KingCobraJFS TMDWFU doods and doodettes. Circle of protection on N'Orleans!
 
Rick Nekieta said:
In fairness, that is what you get for not taking it straight up, but I hear you.
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Coffee with creme (not milk) is delicious. You don't even need to clank to get it well mixed in, you just pour the creme in first. (alternatively, get a spinning milk frother and go to own on that creme before pouring your coffee for some bubbly texture with your morning Joe)
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
Coffee with creme (not milk) is delicious. You don't even need to clank to get it well mixed in, you just pour the creme in first. (alternatively, get a spinning milk frother and go to own on that creme before pouring your coffee for some bubbly texture with your morning Joe)
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off topic- to really experience coffee cream at its finest, get some non homogized milk, and skim the cream from the top for this use. You need to live a reasonable distance from a dairy producer with a small store to get this unfortunately. I drink my coffee black, but my friends who normally use non dairy carcinogenic creamer are amazed at the difference. And now, back to our regularly scheduled Styx discussion.
 
Disagree, but it was just an offhand and off topic joke. I do prefer my coffee black (this joke is way too overdone) and perhaps it's a Scandinavian thing that I picked up from my grandparents.
 
Can someone who actually still watches Tarl let me know if he's had ANYTHING worthwhile to say about Trump's spree of wins or is he just wallowing in his CHAOS ™️ CONTROL! Magik?

anscochrome said:
off topic- to really experience coffee cream at its finest, get some non homogized milk, and skim the cream from the top for this use. You need to live a reasonable distance from a dairy producer with a small store to get this unfortunately. I drink my coffee black, but my friends who normally use non dairy carcinogenic creamer are amazed at the difference. And now, back to our regularly scheduled Styx discussion.
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I've used raw creme for it too and the difference is night and day taste wise. Only problem being the local farm only saws raw creme by the half gallon and there no way to use that much cream in coffee before it goes bad.
 
Spodermon said:
I used to put on his videos as a sort of snooze function in the morning: this way I got a little news update on whatever is going on, and would also usually easily drift back into sleep.
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That's why I would tune in from time to time. His videos are very easily absorbed and usually do a decent job at giving an overview of something that's happened. They are very "2010 YouTube" and that's part of their "charm" if you will. Also, this might be an unpopular opinion, but he at least doesn't have mush mouth or a shrill faggoty voice like Fuentes. He's a decent speaker. I never thought he was some kind of paragon of political science, only an eccentric weirdo who could be mildly funny in a dry way. I didn't watch (or listen rather) hoping to hear some profound, revolutionary takes.
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But he had a good thing doing right wing political commentary. Why burn it all down?
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I don't know what it is about success, but it seems that once you reach a certain level of success, you also develop a subconscious urge to throw it all away (i.e. Rackets). You also seem to suddenly want to diddle kids (i.e. vidya YouTubers).
 
No matter what we have to make sure that Tarl doesn't become friends with rekeita. Chaos with chaos magic? What an absolute disaster, child protective service offices would blow up randomly, battered woman shelters on fire, Patrick Melton would have a school bus crash in front of his house where he could take any child he wants. Abortion herbs the size of skyscrapers that pierce the clouds like a bean stalk, it would be the end of the fucking world.
 
Tarl Warwick the vampire pirate is already a top contender for winning the 2025 Lolcow Fashion Awards

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You ever think that when Tarl was younger he tried divination with bone runes but was so poor he used dry cat turds instead?
 
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