🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Alright everyone. Today we're going to talk about how I rubbed a crystal I bought off Etsy and infused my energy into it with dark chaos magic. And this interfered with weather patterns across the USA, causing NOLA to get Rutland VT's snow. Next time, maybe you'll think twice about arresting me when I'm drunk and throwing phones at people. That's about all. Peace out.
 
You know for a guy who claims to have so much magical control you’d think he’d have control of the events that lead to him being arrested in New Orleans. Like his alcohol intake. :)
 
How dare he claim King Cobra JFS's own magical act for himself, truly the gothic bad boy must send Tari to his Clock Tower Plantation and beat him until he admits that King Cobra JFS is a better youtuber, boyfriend, and cook than him.
 
Chaos magic is real, everybody. I've been cursing his hairline every night for the past six month. You can see it receding in real time.
 
Can we contact KingCobra and have him use his dark magic to stop Styx from doing this shit? I don't think the sexy gothic bad boy would be too keen on the use of magic for evil purposes.
 
I've been thinking more and more that many important historical figures were blessed by the Internet not existing in their day to embarrass them. Nazi Vice Chancellor Rudolf Hess believed in magic and regularly saw mystics for guidance. Canadian PM MacKenzie King consulted numerology and did seances with dead family for wartime and political advice. Luckily, a clown that might otherwise develop legitimate power can be discredited by their own antics being self-amplified online.
 
Why in the fuck is he even doing any of this? He always came across weird yea. But he had a good thing doing right wing political commentary. Why burn it all down? Did he really need to destroy his credibility by being the same as a crackhead wife beater?
This guy is the most disappointing fall to lolcowdom, since Nick Rekeita.
Fucking Stolas owl demon and fantasy larp magic powers LMFAO
Casting lighting bolts at you.
 
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