🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
This Machine Milks Cows said:
Alright everyone.

I'm not entirely certain who is who and what is going on here, but I just want to say that this thread is fucking amazing!

That's about all. Peace out.
Click to expand...

Perhaps we can update this Character Guide as we go:

Naijella86 - Black British jilted ex-lover. Stayed with Tarl in Vermont for a few weeks and still loves him. Also has lesbianicious tendencies and heavy periods.

Laylithe - a.k.a. Samantha. Lived at Warwick Castle for a year before Tarl dropped her like a bad habit for his then soon-to-be trad aryan wife, Elisabeth. Is now a mother to 3 kids via her husband, Dylan, but has abandoned the family and is now back with Tarl.

Open Book - Dylan? Liz?

Human Mystery - Doesn't seem too fond of any of the other characters. Sometimes writes cryptic/autistic poetry. Maybe Dylan? Maybe just another jilted lover?

MunsterCheeseJr - Seems inquisitive but also somehow connected. May or may not be involved.
 
I don't even like his videos anymore because they suck, but honestly... after seeing all these dingbats crawl out from the woodwork all over again... fuck 'em all. I'm team Styx. These hoes all deserve to suffer.
 
ScamL Likely said:
I don't even like his videos anymore because they suck, but honestly... after seeing all these dingbats crawl out from the woodwork all over again... fuck 'em all. I'm team Styx. These hoes all deserve to suffer.
Click to expand...
Maybe it's just a terrible person surrounding himself with terrible people? Happens all the time. Although, most of them just seem autistic tbh.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
What do you think the odds are that this is the real Styxhexenhammer666?

That said, about the only way Styx could be subjected to England's laws would be if he were to initiate a lawsuit against someone in England's court. Styx can't pull this crap and still expect to hold a threat of a lawsuit against Naijella86. Hell, statements like that might even hold criminal consequences in England's courts.

I would say that there is a zero percent chance that Styx would ever try to sue Naijella86 in England lest all of his statements that verge on criminal be admitted and he face real prison.

@Naijella86 Styx just handed you your get out of lawsuit card free. No more worries.
Click to expand...
Seeing as to how he appears to have just doxxed @Naijella86 's last name, I would say 99%.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Hey @Naijella86 here ais another DM.

Now fuck off. Or face the consequences. I do not care about your barrister friend. You have no jurisdiction here. I will pile drive you like you deserve slut. You're muzzled by British law. I am not. Fuck yourself you goddamn retard.
View attachment 5663584
Click to expand...
I thought you were against doxxing dude?
 
The embittered exes of Styx: The Tale That Cannot be Told!
<an unrequited love story?>
Stay tuned clankers!
Let's watch!
 
DDR Yoga said:
Perhaps we can update this Character Guide as we go:

Naijella86 - Black British jilted ex-lover. Stayed with Tarl in Vermont for a few weeks and still loves him. Also has lesbianicious tendencies and heavy periods.

Laylithe - a.k.a. Samantha. Lived at Warwick Castle for a year before Tarl dropped her like a bad habit for his then soon-to-be trad aryan wife, Elisabeth. Is now a mother to 3 kids via her husband, Dylan, but has abandoned the family and is now back with Tarl.

Open Book - Dylan? Liz?

Human Mystery - Doesn't seem too fond of any of the other characters. Sometimes writes cryptic/autistic poetry. Maybe Dylan? Maybe just another jilted lover?

MunsterCheeseJr - Seems inquisitive but also somehow connected. May or may not be involved.
Click to expand...
I'm honored I was added to the list of characters, but I'm none of the above. I'm just here for a good time.
 
Open Book said:
I'm honored I was added to the list of characters, but I'm none of the above. I'm just here for a good time.
Click to expand...

@Open Book You and me both buddy. You and me both. Say, do you want to get together and have my abortion? I'll brew up the herbal tea from my scrub brush garden. And maybe even massacre a decent roast in a boiling pot of water for you.

Send tit pics to apply for my USB archive. I promise they will never leak. If you play your cards right, maybe I will marry you too.
 
You know, I was just saying to myself, "You know what the Styx thread really needs? An absolutely wretched photo of bloody vaginal discharge!" Thanks England, very cool! If somebody touched that bloodstain, would they see a Dark Souls ghost swinging from a tree, or would they just get AIDS?
 
Good Lord--the jilted Brit is raising snakes under her weave. A few pence short of a pound. Compulsively exposing herself on social media--deploying cleavage, troweling on the warpaint, using fat girl angle in every video. I call it here: she's part of the locust plague we label Axis II or Cluster B, with a predominance of histrionic features, especially wanting to hump the rump of her female workmate. The menstrual blood snap was the topper on the whole fucked up cake. Tarl is not very discriminating, is he?

Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
You know, I was just saying to myself, "You know what the Styx thread really needs? An absolutely wretched photo of bloody vaginal discharge!" Thanks England, very cool!
Click to expand...
If you sort of squint at it, you can make out the ruddy physiognomy of Marty Feldman wrestling an octopus into an empty onion bag.
 
I'm starting to think that @Styxhexenhammer666 successfully scared off all his jilted ex-lovers from gossiping about him. Lmao. I guess we go back to making fun of Styx for believing an owl demon made him a fair deal.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom