🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Night Crawler said:
He admits he has social anxiety and is an introvert. Dealing with women is a very social thing. It requires social skills. At least somewhat. This isn't going to be easy for someone with social anxiety and who is an introvert.
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this is true for normal guys, but not for celebrities. money+fame+status overrides any problems related to being a shy awkward introvert.

The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
How about the government just mandate that all births undergo paternity testing, regardless of the situation, taking the issue out of the parent's hands entirely, and we can cut through all the BS.
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that would be a gigantic waste of public resources. these tests aren't cheap or easy to do, they need to be done by trained specialists in a high tech biochem laboratory.
but individually, there really is no reason not to get one done if you can afford it. if your woman gets offended or angry at the idea, that itself is a major red flag, cause that's how an adulteress who has something to hide would react.
in some places feminists managed to ban these tests entirely, so if you're lucky enough to not be subject to such oppression, definitely do consider it.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Not just that but how could you date, marry and get pregnant by this retard. And then come here and talk about your shameful, disgusting acts openly.
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Retard clout.

MasterBaiter said:
is very demeaning and essentially you are telling the woman you date that you dont trust her and you think she is lying whore. Springing up paternity tests like that ended relationships and is usually done by spatics who live on the internet and believe there huge chance for that to happen. Usually men who do these tests are either one night stands, or suspecting already the kid isnt theirs because it doesnt look like them but very much like someone else they know.
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Nonsense. She *might* be a lying whore and absolutely no good can come from ever telling that to your significant other. There's nothing wrong with independent verification if doubts arise later and to save the SO's feelings.
 
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DumbDude43 said:
this is true for normal guys, but not for celebrities. money+fame+status overrides any problems related to being a shy awkward introvert.
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Their status can get them into relationships, but they usually fall apart due to the lack of social skills along with mostly being unattractive.

Credit to Tarl for getting so many dumb broads to travel to him, though.
 
Idk guys his wife seems too sheltered to cheat on him. I’m guessing he just beat her up, ‘drug dealer’ (her brother/cousin/whatever) finds out and reports it, Styx gets deported.

Seems simple.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
My gut feel is that the guy being a "drug dealer" is completely irrelevant as to why he was attacked. This is Amsterdam. Pot sales. Magic truffles. Low grade penalties for harder drugs. If you sell your friend half of your ounce pot stash are you now a drug dealer? Technically yes. But it isn't your business. You were just splitting costs with your friend.
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Morrocan coke dealers make up what feels like half the demographic in Amsterdam and they can be aggressive and pushy if you are a tourist/victim, i can see Styx getting in trouble with one. That said, hardly a reason to leave the country for overnight and dumping your spouse.
I don't know shit about his wife but if she was dumb enough to fuck around with one of those guys and bringing him home i can understand Styx leaving, definitly an "Okay, that ship has sailed" moment.
 
DumbDude43 said:
but individually, there really is no reason not to get one done if you can afford it.
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You say that, but the fact is, getting a paternity test would be seen by many women today as a slap in the face. They may outright refuse to consent to it, which would potentially force the father to seek a court ordered paternity test, which would require an expensive legal battle, and probably destroy the relationship. This is made worse by the state laws on the subject. For example, in California, if a man thinks he's a child's father, but the mother won't cooperate for a paternity test, the court doesn't always step in and order paternity test, while if the genders were reversed, a man would automatically be considered the father because of his refusal.

In some states, its already mandatory for a unmarried couple to have a paternity test done. I say it should just be mandatory for everyone, especially since most hospitals already offer it after every birth anyway.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
Interesting 'minor' eye surgery for a 1.5 year old.
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The more reasonable analysis is that this is all part of the normal range of bumps and health issues that parents have to deal with
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For a kid that age, probably a strabismus surgery, adjusting the muscles to make the eyes work together better. It's the most common eye surgery for very young children, because if you wait too long it's much harder to correct because the brain starts to suppress the visual input from the lazy eye.
 
Can't he just take a sample for a kid for a paternity test and go to a hospital? You can even say " Oh I met this guy maybe he is my cousin check it for me".
 
Male Idiot said:
Can't he just take a sample for a kid for a paternity test and go to a hospital? You can even say " Oh I met this guy maybe he is my cousin check it for me".
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No. In most Western countries you need the full consent of all involved parties to obtain a legally binding result. That is, is your aim is to avoid any child support or whatever.
This is why so many women deny their consent to their child being tested during custody or paternity battles... The result can only ever be negative for then and they hold gatekeeping powers over kids being tested in the first place.

That said, if you are just curious if the kid is really yours, and you don't intend to use the result in a court case, then you may find a multitude of services online who will do paternity tests for money, no questions asked.
 
YazeePro said:
No. In most Western countries you need the full consent of all involved parties to obtain a legally binding result. That is, is your aim is to avoid any child support or whatever.
This is why so many women deny their consent to their child being tested during custody or paternity battles... The result can only ever be negative for then and they hold gatekeeping powers over kids being tested in the first place.

That said, if you are just curious if the kid is really yours, and you don't intend to use the result in a court case, then you may find a multitude of services online who will do paternity tests for money, no questions asked.
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Yeah, you can do a private paternity test at your leisure. But the courts won't recognize it, at least in the U.S., and I'm assuming in other countries as well. You have to do a court ordered paternity test in order for the legal system to recognize the result. And in many jurisdictions, you may face additional limitations, such as, for example, if you are married to the woman in question, you may only be able to perform a paternity test within a certain time period. In California, for instance, for a married man, its only up to two years after the child is born. For unmarried men, they may pursue visitation and child custody up to a child's 18th birthday, and have the right to establish paternity up to three years after their 18th birthday. Also in California, even if its established that you're not genetically the parent of the child, the courts can just decide to make you the legal parent anyway, subjecting you to such things as child support, regardless of your actual relation.
 
frozen_runner said:
For a thread that's featured, this has been pretty disappointing. I went back through the pages since the news dropped, and there's nothing of substance. Hoes mad, weird occultism, and "can you believe this odd-looking guy is a lolbertarian LMAO" was all in the thread before the news of the separation/divorce/whatever.

Shamefur dispray.
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Probably has to do with how tight lipped everyone involved is. You can't really talk about a displayed event if everyone involved is tightlipped and the main event happened in private rather than in a public space.


The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
Yeah, you can do a private paternity test at your leisure. But the courts won't recognize it, at least in the U.S., and I'm assuming in other countries as well. You have to do a court ordered paternity test in order for the legal system to recognize the result. And in many jurisdictions, you may face additional limitations, such as, for example, if you are married to the woman in question, you may only be able to perform a paternity test within a certain time period. In California, for instance, for a married man, its only up to two years after the child is born. For unmarried men, they may pursue visitation and child custody up to a child's 18th birthday, and have the right to establish paternity up to three years after their 18th birthday. Also in California, even if its established that you're not genetically the parent of the child, the courts can just decide to make you the legal parent anyway, subjecting you to such things as child support, regardless of your actual relation.
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A bit offtopic, but I feel that if more dudes knew all this shit, they would be a lot more careful in the type of woman they stick their dick in. Better to get less women than to stuck paying for a child that isn't yours and having to split everything 50/50 and STILL not being able to see your kids ouside of distant visitations. The law literally is very much geared against men in anything relating to family or marriage. This shit is kinda insane and ought to be rectified, but never will because that's how bureaucracies work and make money.
 
Geddy Lee's Fee and See said:
The law literally is very much geared against men in anything relating to family or marriage. This shit is kinda insane and ought to be rectified, but never will because that's how bureaucracies work and make money.
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And because we're a gynocentric species what will always reflexively side with women in any conflict between men and women. We're where are socially because we won't tell women "no."
 
a tightly clenched butt said:
For a kid that age, probably a strabismus surgery, adjusting the muscles to make the eyes work together better. It's the most common eye surgery for very young children, because if you wait too long it's much harder to correct because the brain starts to suppress the visual input from the lazy eye.
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Not that I think anyone here was going off the deep end on the eye surgery, but Liz just confirmed that this was a planned surgery. @a tightly chenched butt's best guess is probably right.


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We can all sigh in relief knowing that Styx did not sacrifice his child's eye as the price for renewing his contract with the demon Stolas. It is just one of the perky side affects of familiarizing yourself with demons. Circular head twists and floating beds in 5... 4... 3...

I am still holding out hope for a Munchkins by Proxy dark story arc some day.
 
Polarity said:
Night Crawler is mentally ill (not a cheap insult, actually read his post history and you can see something's seriously wrong, he replies to every thread as if it was a personal question to him. It's fucking bizarre) and projects everything that has happened in his life onto others.

So for example, everyone is on "risperadol" (as he was prescribed it), everyone lives with their parents (as he obviously lives with a parent or has a roommate in his late 30s), there are no jobs available (because he's unemployable), etc.
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What's wrong faggot? Did your mommy not give you your Risperdal again? That autism induced irritability is a bitch isn't? Now fuck off and go touch some grass you fucking loser. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
MunsterCheeseJr said:
@Night Crawler I assume you are referring to this post.
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That's the one I'm talking about. That's not the words of a woman who enjoys being used as a cum dumpster.
DumbDude43 said:
this is true for normal guys, but not for celebrities. money+fame+status overrides any problems related to being a shy awkward introvert.


that would be a gigantic waste of public resources. these tests aren't cheap or easy to do, they need to be done by trained specialists in a high tech biochem laboratory.
but individually, there really is no reason not to get one done if you can afford it. if your woman gets offended or angry at the idea, that itself is a major red flag, cause that's how an adulteress who has something to hide would react.
in some places feminists managed to ban these tests entirely, so if you're lucky enough to not be subject to such oppression, definitely do consider it.
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Styx isn't really a celebrity. Just terminally online weirdo who happens to have a knack for political analysis.
Male Idiot said:
Can't he just take a sample for a kid for a paternity test and go to a hospital? You can even say " Oh I met this guy maybe he is my cousin check it for me".
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paternity tests are expensive. I think the cheapest I have heard is about $1,000. They are usually done by private labs. I don't think you can walk into a hospital and demand one. It's not like getting blood work done in a lab.
YazeePro said:
No. In most Western countries you need the full consent of all involved parties to obtain a legally binding result. That is, is your aim is to avoid any child support or whatever.
This is why so many women deny their consent to their child being tested during custody or paternity battles... The result can only ever be negative for then and they hold gatekeeping powers over kids being tested in the first place.

That said, if you are just curious if the kid is really yours, and you don't intend to use the result in a court case, then you may find a multitude of services online who will do paternity tests for money, no questions asked.
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If you really have suspicions, you shouldn't put your name on the birth certificate anyway until you get a test done.
 
Night Crawler said:
paternity tests are expensive. I think the cheapest I have heard is about $1,000. They are usually done by private labs. I don't think you can walk into a hospital and demand one. It's not like getting blood work done in a lab.
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If you just want to know personally, mail in paternity tests are only $130-$200 according to this website.

A home DNA paternity test (for personal knowledge and peace of mind only) costs $130 to $200. A legal DNA paternity test (with court-admissible results) for child support, child visitation, and immigration, typically costs $300 to $500, and includes professional DNA collection. A non-invasive prenatal paternity test (testing before the baby is born) is $1,500 to $2,000.
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For legal issues, something admissible in court is much more expensive. But once you enter the legal arena, $1000 is chump change compared to all of the other money you will be shelling out. No one is going to shell out the big bucks unless they already know that there are big issues at play.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
Not that I think anyone here was going off the deep end on the eye surgery, but Liz just confirmed that this was a planned surgery. @a tightly chenched butt's best guess is probably right.


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We can all sigh in relief knowing that Styx did not sacrifice his child's eye as the price for renewing his contract with the demon Stolas. It is just one of the perky side affects of familiarizing yourself with demons. Circular head twists and floating beds in 5... 4... 3...

I am still holding out hope for a Munchkins by Proxy dark story arc some day.
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Styx actually getting possessed by demons would make for a great thread. At that point, he'd almost be able to rival Chris!
 
Night Crawler said:
If you really have suspicions, you shouldn't put your name on the birth certificate anyway until you get a test done.
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If you are married to the woman in question or were married within a certain amount of time prior to the birth, it doesn't matter if you don't put your name on the birth certificate; in most jurisdictions, you are considered the father by default, as far as the state is concerned, and will have to get a test to prove or disprove paternity, especially if you don't want to be on the hook for things like child support.
 
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