🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Unknown God said:
Hey Tarl, let me tell you a story about an unwise man called Aaron Imholte who recently demonstrated that "I didn't say her name teehee I'm technically not violating court orders teehee I can't talk about you-know-who teehee" can easily piss off a judge enough for them to punt you in the balls straight into a jail cell.
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This is true. Judges aren't dumb and they also don't really have to be right. Styx is indirectly contacting Sam via this thread and also making provocative statements about the case overall. There is a chance the court will not care at all but they hate to see such shitty attitudes and lack of accountability. Both parties are violating the hell out of that order by the way.

Tarl and Sam have this weird numbness to facts, clinging to vibes and placing false value in their own experience, thinking it is a foolproof currency, on the blockchain and objectively valuable. No one cares if your voice has been silenced by the oppression of the trauma of the abuse of the system. Did you do the things the court told you to do? (There's a one word answer for this)
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
He's a fruit fly

It's a common safety precaution to never click links from those you do not trust/know.

Go ahead and call me a retard now while you still can
I will be an important part of the industry.
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Jackie Singh levels of cybersecurity. Next she's going to post Tarl's dox and it's some Mongolian in the Upper Steppes.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
No.

That's a lot of words typed out to some random on the internet all at once.
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Bish. I’m just not that concise, XD. You are entertainment — just not the prime sort, XD Anyone who fucked Tarl can get some attention here. You're just the least interesting.

PS — Tarl seems far more put together compared to you.
 
Some_Detective9 said:
Filler is indeed accurate. Every single other involved party is more interesting. The police officer who handcuffed him would be better than this. Yeah, she seems really obsessed with her race as well and has a superiority complex about Samantha.
She is insufferable, don't think I've met someone so bitter before
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From my perspective, it is very odd how people who are allegedly entirely removed from this situation are putting so much emphasis on it.
Are you capable of seeing the bigger picture?

Your take on this story isn't worth a taco bell shit.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
From my perspective, it is very odd how people who are allegedly entirely removed from this situation are putting so much emphasis on it.
Are you capable of seeing the bigger picture?

Your take on this story isn't worth a taco bell shit.
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You're ten years out from your last dance with the Wolf of Warwick. If you had something else worthwhile to add, you would have by now. Your claim to fame is 'one of Tarl's ex'
Eats you up inside.
 
This actually came out really good.

The Way I Am (Styxhexenhammer666 Parody)
(Parody of Eminem's "The Way I Am" – based on the Kiwi Farms thread: occult rants, camwhore confessions, hoverball memes, e-begging, libertarian edgelording, domestic drama, and Tarl posting through it all)

[Intro]
Whatever...
Null, just let the thread run
Ayo, turn the page up a little bit
Ayo, this thread is for anyone... fuck it
Just shut up and lurk, ayo

[Verse 1]
I sit back with this pack of occult books and this bag
Of weed, it gives me the shit needed to be
The most edgiest pundit on this — on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells on Patreon, Subscribestar too
'Cause I'm begging for shekels while I rant 'bout the Jews
Or the libs, or the globals, whatever gets views
I'm a Satanist wizard, but vote libertarian blue
No shirt on cam 'cause my neckbeard's elite
Fucked a camwhore once, yeah, that pussy was beat
All loosened up from the toys, couldn't feel my meat
But I'll post on Kiwi anyway, can't accept defeat

[Chorus]
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I post I am?
On Kiwi Farms, every page I am
Radio won't play my jams
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the thread, the lulz, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am

[Verse 2]
Sometimes I just feel like a lolcow, I hate to be bothered
With all of this nonsense, it's constant
And "Oh, it's his occult content
The hoverball posts have gotten such rotten responses"
And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the farmers immediately
Point a finger at me
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
When you don't give a fuck, postin' through the arrests
Domestic drama, ex-wives in distress
Blame it on the booze or the black magic hex
Where were the parents at? (Parents at?)
And look where it's at!
Vermont trailer park, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, a neckbeard wizard
Havin' this happenin'
Then attack Styxhexenhammer 'cause I rap this way
But I'm glad, 'cause they feed me the fuel
That I need for the fire to burn, and it's burnin', and I have returned

[Chorus]
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I post I am?
On Kiwi Farms, every page I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am

[Verse 3]
I'm so sick and tired of bein' admired
That I wish that the thread would just die or get archived
And dropped from the front page, stop with the fables
I'm not gonna top my old occult sensations
They mock my rotations on YouTube stations
And I just do not got the patience
To deal with these cocky Kiwis who think
I'm some griftin' edgelord who just tries to be deep
'Cause I talk about demons and grab on my beard
So they always keep askin' the same fuckin' questions
"What ex did you dagger? What spells did you cast?
The why, the who, when, the where, and the past"
'Til I'm grabbin' my hair (or what's left of it)
You've been drivin' me crazy (drivin' me crazy)
I'm racin', I'm pacin', I post and I sit
And I'm thankful for every view that I get
But I can't take a shit in the bathroom
Without some ex leakin' my drama again
No, I won't sign your cease and desist
You can call me a lolcow, I'm glad

[Chorus (Outro)]
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I post I am?
On Kiwi Farms, every page I am
Hoverballs won't save my jam
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the thread, the lulz, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Have fun ripping off books to release them under your name.
Your illustrations suck too.

My skin is pale, and my hair is blonde these days and I strangely resemble Kira.

I am a shapeshifter.
Be mad about it.
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NGL you actually do. But we’re gonna have to see proof of the pale skin and blonde hair.
 
Some_Detective9 said:
You're obsessed over an ex of 10 years, find a man or several, have fun and move on, your life would be better that way
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We've all tried to tell her, with the same results. She is as stubborn as a half-Ethiopian Indian mule.
GayResearchVlogger said:
I will be an important part of the industry.
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Every big corporation needs a certain number of DEI hires to work as seat fillers. For a little while longer, anyway; the Overton Window is practically shooting through space at this point, it's moving right so fast.
 
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ShiverStar said:
Tarl and Sam have this weird numbness to facts, clinging to vibes and placing false value in their own experience
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It's no coincidence that they're both satanic occultists, which you can basically functionally define this way, once the smokescreen of mystical language is dispensed with.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Hey retard, I have a full-time job.
The check was dispersed at a time I was unemployed, but it took time to reach me.

My financial aid conditions are not like that, and I strongly advise you to only speak about topics you're aware of before looking like a bigger dumbass.

Okay, back to ignoring you.

Little shit.
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Hey Sara, since you are in such a good place financially, have you considered donating some of it to Dear Feeder? You would totally win your catfight with Sam with dat rad golden T&H tag, and he would spend it on fancy cheeses instead of Burger King slop.
 
Some_Detective9 said:
That's YOU as well! You have nothing to do with him anymore, yet you occupy almost half of the past... 100/200 pages. I'm starting to think you actually have some robot skills because you either don't sleep or have a bot to answer for you. You're ALWAYS here, salty and bitter like some hard tack cracker sticking to some unwashed swashbuckler landlocked drunk e-celeb
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I think she is now stuck here, as whatever narcissistic disorder she has does not allow her to let any negative comment about her go, she must clap back to every single thing and get the last word. She is neurotically bound to reply and put a sticker on every single post that slights her. It's not like she is going to get that last word here, be given the win out of the apathy of her opponents, so this is just her future mental prison for the foreseeable until she gets burned out.
 
Now are these absolute utter fucking retards generating so many pages of nonsense? Commit die.
 
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